Who here /doitforhim/
> getting thin
> getting my teeth whitened
> shaving the ol' pussy bush
> weekly salon visits
> all for his lovehe's not my boyfriendhe's not even 3DI feel bad for people with no custom made husbando to love
>>24128633
post youre husbando5
I do it for Okabe :)I didn't do much for him though
Ew gay
>>24128913
> wanting other women to see him
> getting keked by 2D
not on your nelly
>>24129173
youre husbando probably a shit
>>24128633
Soon I'll be so cute my friend will have no choice but to fuck me like the whore I am.
>>24128633
What do you use to get your teeth whitened?
>I know all of these feels
>thinking when i dress up "would he kidnap me if i wear this?"
>listening to that song he sang for me in a dream while giggling like a retard
I think is love anon, i like this
>starving self
>getting shit sleep
>spending money on my appearance like a normie cunt
fuck it all
>>24129283
crest 3d white. surprisingly effective.
>>24129293
> cook dinner but pretend it's for the both of us
> meals are infinitely better than when I eat single cat lady dinners
>>24129445
Neat, I've been thinking of grabbing those strips and I'll probably jump on that now. Thank you!
>>24129445
>>24129293
do you have lewd thoughts about your husbando? or do you stay pure for him
>>24129445
>singing while cooking
>did the legendary naked apron once
>pretend he's eating with me
>feel my heartbeat accelerating
>laugh like a fucking retard
>go hug a pillow and laugh after brushing my teeth
Waifu laifu hurts.
>>24129552
v-very lewd. he's a prude though, but I like begging him to do things to me anyway.
>>24129840
> when you actually get into it
> when you're moving around and making a lot of commotion in bed but it's just you and a pillow but it kinda feels like your husbando is somehow grinding into your hips
kill me ;_;
>>24129552
A lot, he's hot, i love him, i want to dominate him, kiss him fiercely. But i also want him to make me come with scientific sweet nothings straight to my ears.
I'm getting fit for my waifu. How can I expect Jasper to ever love me if I'm a musclet?
>>24130177
Are you me?
>tfw you start saying how much you love him
>tfw kissing your pillow and pretending to be kissing his shoulders of chest
>tfw doing sex positions and whimper like in those chinese cartoons
>tfw you start feeling his embrace by just thinking about it
>tfw fondling yourself like if pervert husbandoe was in the mood
>tfw fucking walking around and feeling like he was next to you
I'm lost anon, i'm so lost.
post u're husbandos
How does a chick end up giving up 3D? What the fuck?
>>24130496
love conquers all anon
>>24130524
thats what he said
why didnt it conquer you yet?
>>24130496
Insecurities and love, they're perfect anon, there's no man that will ever approach a husbandoe's perfection. The best part is that they're unconditionally in love with you, they won't get mad at you unless you want them to be mad, they won't cheat or lie, they will be only yours.
>>24130560
What do you mean? I have been conquered by my waifu. Who needs 3D when I've already found perfection?
>trying to adopt the waifu concept
this is the last FUCKING straw. cut it out or else, cunts. CUT IT OUT CUT IT OUT CUT IT OUT CUT IT OUT
iktf, op
>tfw starving yourself again, so that when you wrap your arms around yourself it can feel like holding a skeleton
>>24130639
>I have been conquered by my waifu
no. u see, you conquered him. not the other way around
>Who needs 3D when I've already found perfection?
you
>>24130730
I've never felt this way about another girl before, but Jasper might just be the one.
I don't need 3D, not in a million years. I can't wait until virtual reality comes out and I can make my dreams real. She 100% conquered me because I would do anything to make her happy.
>>24130762
well then
i hope your delusion is strong enough to keep you happy for the rest of your life
here, my sexfu
>tfw my waifu is the only thing that keeps me from being a totally self-destructive trainwreck
She'll always deserve better than me but damn it I'm trying.
hunnid bands, hunnid bands
dropped on the head of any nigga that want it man
also check this 7
>>24130895
I hope she means something to you, anon.
>gym
>diet
>therapy
>art level grinding>gonna do cosplay eventually
one day some day i will find someone
>>24131030
But women who cosplay are usually the biggest sluts going.
>>24130921
not really
i just fap to her. like i did just now
>too ugly and unsophisticated for your 2D husbando to ever love
>3D oneitis doesn't like you back and never will
>recurring fantasies of being in a verbally abusive relationship with both
>self improve for the purpose of proving myself worthy of them
>>24130481
holy shit, I do the exact same thingi'm glad i-i'm not the only autist here ;_;
>doing anything for anyone, even yourself
In all seriousness I don't think I could ever do anything for one particular individual like that ever again
It's not that I don't have love in my heart
I just don't like doing things
I don't want to have to be anything for anyone
I don't want anyone to have to be something for me
Feels weird I don't even know what I'm saying
Fembots I need advice.
I met a girl on the elevator last night and we connected immediately. I went to her floor to meet her again and she went to the party upstairs with me for a bit. We exchanged numbers and she had to go back to her friends, but it was amazing how we immediately clicked. Like I barely remeber how she looked because we were locked in eye contact.
But she didn't respond when I asked her to get coffee today. What gives?
>>24132455
love yourself anon. youre worth it
>>24131136
not if you cosplay someone pure
I'm lonely. Not desperate but pretty lonely. Drop your pathetic 2d boyfriends and chat with one of us robots. We're not all weebo psychopaths :/
>>24128633
Congrats on being the only true fembot.or at least the closest any will get. assuming you are pure.
>>24134778
>We're not all weebo psychopaths :/
Don't listen to this guy, he's lying. Probably a psychopath or something.
>>24130721
>not wanting big fat fluffybuns
>>24128633
If you crave the D femanon just say so. I'll be gentle at first if you want.
>>24128633
Psychotic bitch
>>24130496
2D is so much better it's not even funny. I'm a total normalfag and used to have bfs, but I'm so much happier with my chinese cartoons. Fapping to fic and doujins is better than sex and enjoying fictional characters is more emotionally satisfying than dealing with relationships.
I think it actually does induce all those hormonal happy crush feelings you get with real people, but without any of the negatives that come with reciprocation (or lack thereof).
>tfw trying resist the desire to purchase and devour delicious food because I'm trying to lose weight for husbando
I cracked a little bit and had an additional 2 eggs than I really shouldn't have, but it's only an additional 200 calories so I'm still running a ~700 calorie deficit for the day
>>24135518
For real? I could never get into it. I need someone beside me to hold.
>>24135574
I grew out of cuddling somehow, I need my personal space. But even if I still wanted it, the negatives outweigh the positives for 3D.
>>24128633
Fuck off bitch.
so is everyone in this thread a landwhale or what?
>>24128633
What an attention whore, probably a real whore too.
Similar situation
>getting thin
>trying to wash everyday
>puttin on good smelling shit just for him
>talking to him every day now
>flirting hard trying to imply I'd let him fuck meI'm a guy. He let it slip recently that he faps to shemale porn for the dick, and we jokingly flirt all the time. I've lusted after him for so long, I'm seizing this opportunity with both hands.
>>24136003
are you even cute? post body
>>24135609
Well I liked having a physical companion and a best friend by my side. Someone loyal and loving. Anything short of that isn't worth any ounce of effort.
>>24136030
Fuck no, I'm a fattie, hence the losing weight. But he said to me he'd probably fuck me if I lost weight, and that honest to god motivated me like crazy.
>>24136122
gj anon. i hope it works out for you
>tfw you don't love your waifu as much as you should because you still hold out hope of finding 3D love
I am a terrible person.
I actually agree with OP, custom made waifus and husbandos are the best, they are perfect and absolutely no one can have them except you
Women really will try take anything from men
There are no husbandos, just waifus. Develop your own culture you parasites
>>24136571
This
They cant even be original
>>24135185
His true love is the goatmom.
I don't want to live in a world sans Sans
>>24128633
As long as you're happy
>>24130675
> stealing concepts to impress ugly 3D
> implying I didn't have a concept of husbandos since I was
>>24130721
I just want a giant gap in my legs
>>24130481
> you did all of this, this morning
> feel ready to take on the day, recharged by the love of your husbando
I don't care anymore, this works for me.
>>24138234
>this works for me
Fuck yes, nothing is better than thinking about your husbando before going back to 3DPG world, it makes me feel so giddy insideI think about him all the time though
>>24130675
>implying anyone cares about your useless opinions
