Does anybody else have a fantasy that your oneitis secretly browses /r9k/ and when you make a post talking about yourself she'll recognize you and reply letting you know its her?
hey michael :)
>>24128305
Omg its like a Hollywood movie
>>24128305
h-hi sarah ;_;
>>24128363
Are all Michaels into Sarahs?
No she has a tumblr. Kill me.
My oneitis is my actual gf and she does browse /r9k/ so HAH
>>24128466
take her phone while shes not looking and make r9k her homepage on her internet browser
No but as a kid id think that i was being recorded and broadcasted so id give my actions extra flair. Sometimes id think my dead ancestors were watching me. This one time I thought my oneitis was a magical princess who was observing me through a magic mirror.
When Im around people, I cant stop thinking that everyone is observing me. It makes going outside a pain but its not so bad if I convince myself Im attractive.
Rarely, I go into a relaxed mode for whatever reason and don't bother thinking about the people around me. I wish I was always like that and not dying inside just from riding the bus or ordering food.
>>24128447
it seems to be a trend
>>24128553
It's called paranoia, senpai. And that was not the world filter
>>24128906
H2b less paranoided?
>>24128553
>as a kid
i feel this daily
>>24129096
ye cant, sory
>>24129437
Fak u gibe anser
