I'm an 18 year old Junior in High school and I haven't had a gf since late last year and it was long distance. How fucked am I? I'm unbelievably awkward so I mostly just don't talk unless someone talks to me first. Pic related is me on the left.
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>>24128080
>how fucked am i?
>isnt even out of high school yet
>18
>Junior
What?
>those flags in the background
Seriously not sure if this is just a ruse but if you're being serious, you really need a new haircut.
>>24128080
very fucked if you have that confederate flag & neo nazi shit hanging in your room. be a normal human being and you'll get girls, faggot. keep the rage against races within.
>>24128169
Got held back a year in middle school. >>24128122
Hair looks retarded because I've been laying in bed.
You won't even understand what being fucked is until you are out of high school. Also you got a decent enough face to get you somewhere with a woman.
>>24128240
The Celtic Cross flag I just bought on a whim. But the rebel flag is nothing out of the ordinary hereOklahomafag. I plan on getting a haircut soon tho.
>>24128257
Have you had that guy's pic on your computer for a whole month and waited diligently for this date so you can make this thread?
>>24128080
Depends if you decide to stay on /r9k/ or not
>>24128325
Two months I mean, and I also just realized you're using burgerformat on your date...
>Okie
That explains it.
you're good buddy just try to form connections with your classmates in your remaining time at school
>>24128257
that sucks considering you already have a real early birthday for your year, dummy
>>24128080
go back to /pol/ for starters. we don't need your kind around here
>>24128417
>stop believing in things I don't believe in
>>24128417
Are you offended? There's this site called tumblr that is a great place for people like you to go to if you want to complain about being offended. Oh wait, I'm sure that's where you came from.
>>24128325
>>24128378
date reads 8th november 2015
Bumping with more pics
>>24128887
nice mouth fedora
>>24128902
I just bought it for shits and giggles, I smoke it maybe once or twice a month
>>24128887
What city you from senpai?
Recently moved to Norman and this place fucking blows.
>>24128942ChickashaNot too bad, gets a little boring though.
>>24128080
Build up your shoulder muscles and get a hair cut. You're not bad looking, man.
Ditch the confederate flag also, might scare off any liberal you bring home.
>>24128257
>Got held back a year in middle school
A year? I'm 19 and already a sophomore in college.
bowl cuts are in right now
>>24129032
That's nice, anon. Good for you.
>>24129032
>he fell for the college meme
>>24128080
>counting LONG DISTANCE gf as an actual relationship
unless you got pussy it doesnt count faggot
>>24129169
Yeah, so either you're a literal retard or an underage b&
HOLY SHIT ITS HERE
The bait thread to end all others.
OP you are a true wordsmith to come up with this.
>>24129198
It lasted about a year and we had phone sex numerous times.you haven't lived till you've had phone sex with a 12 year old half Japanese grill
>>24128080
No P in V means it didn't matter.
>>24129371
>phone sex
Cmon man
>18 year old
Stopped reading. You aren't fucked at all. Get the fuck off here, get a part time job, finish school, go to college or learn a trade.
Don't come back for five more years minimum.
When you graduate high school you can be anywhere between 17-19 depending in the state you live in. The birth year cutoffs contribute to that
Freshman year 17- 19
Sophomore year 18 - 20
not a very hard concept
1) cut your hair, it looks dumb (coming from someone who had the same haircut for years)
2) work out
3) force yourself into an uncomfortable social situation once a week
4) pick an arbitrary employable skill and develop it. if you can't think of one, do coding
5) get a job
6) learn to cook for yourself and buy mature clothes
literally all you need to succeed
t. anon
>>24129414
it's more than what you had, mani'd say it's more than what i had but i had cybersex before.... so we're on the same level
>>24129484
I'm taking a precision machining class so I'm already developing a marketable skill.
>>24128169
And the school year just started, so he'll be likely be 20 by the time he graduates high school, if he's lucky enough to do so.
LMFAO what a retard.
>>24129549
good looks. research the job market for it, though, and make sure you know what you'll need / where you'll need to be to find work
have you ever kissed a girl?
youre gonna graduate at like age 20-21
man i would just drop out and study for a GED if i were you
>>24128080
Were you playing with a paintball gun in a room full of friends once?
>>24128935
>I smoke
Top kek, I can completely see why you were held back you fucking normalfag.
>>24128080
You do have a qt bf on your right.
>>24128257
Put on a shirt you fucking retarded nigger.
>>24128080
>18
get on my 33 year old level you fucking diaper.
>>24128080
Just start talking to freshman and sophmores it's not weird since you're in high school still
>>24128080
>had a gf
>normie!
>long distance
>oh... robot actually thinks that counts
Yeah I had a gf
>so where'd you guys last hang out
we never have
>...
He should consider being a bit more muted about his WN.
Every girl isn't opposed to it, but the movement is a huge sausage fest with AIDS-infected prison skins contaminating the women who are established in it.
It's something that people who shouldn't be able to casually pick up on by glancing at a candid picture of you. Doing otherwise is the biggest red flag for me personally. It makes me think a guy is unemployed, either uses or sells meth or will, and a future spent posting bail and sitting in those shitty chairs in visitation.
Show your girlfriend that you're respectable then teach her about the movement. Throwing it out there loudly has become a flag for meth dealers and ruined that for the rest of us.
How fucked am I?
I'm an 25 year old NEET and I haven't had a gf ever. How fucked am I? I'm unbelievably awkward so I mostly just don't talk because I have no friends or anyone at all to talk to.
>>24128080
seeing as you got a cofederate flag
Shouldn't you be banging your mom or sister or something?
>>24128080
Don't bother looking for a girlfriend. I gave up and wish I did a lot sooner, you'll be happier for it.
