Who else /suicidal/ here?
>>24127128
yes. me. do you need something?
nope, you guys are faggots
>>24127306
i have no friends and I don't know how to make friends as an adult.
I'm lonely as fuck
>Who else /suicidal/ here?
Me
>>24128180
Then you never will! :D
Yeah, it's my most persistent thought.
i hope to buy my family some gifts then kms sometime in december
yep
are we circle jerking about sadness or what
>tfw constant intrusive suicidal thoughts
fuck
Not suicidal, but I wouldn't mind a glorious death.
I like to say enlightened
>>24128381
>iktf
I can't stand being alive, but I don't really want to be dead either.
>>24127128
Me. I started to seriously contemplate suicide at 9 years old, and decided to wait until I turn 25, maybe.
>>24128354
Yeah, pretty much. Problem?
>>24128415
This, desu. I'm either gonna die in the military or idk.
>>24127128
My fucking dealer was supposed to get me a gram of heroin, 20 vicodin and 20 xanax, I was gonna finish it off with a handle of jack and a gram of coke but he never showed up.
>>24127128
>tfw dont want to be alive but afraid to die
>>24127128
I fucking am.
>Mid 30s, no retirement savings, no property, no investments
>Shitty 38K job, epic fuckton of debt
>Chronic, debilitating medical illenss (not mental health, but I have those too).
>Estranged from parents, no other family. I spend holidays alone with microwavable dinners in front of the computer
>Fat
>Last week my only friend just overdosed on opiates, aspirated on his own vomit and died.
>Haven't had sex with a female where money wasn't involved in over a decade
>Surrounded by niggers at all times because rent in my city is so high
The thing is, I can't even kill myself. I'm too pussy. But goddamn, I'm fucking miserable.
>>24127128
Most of us here are, man.
The only way I get through life is knowing I can end it on a whim. It's suffering.
>>24128646
"It is good to be a cynic - it is even better to not exist at all. Universal suicide is the most logical thing in the world - we reject it only because of our childish fear of the dark. If we were sensible we would seek death - the same blissful blank which we enjoyed before we existed."
H. P. Lovecraft
This quote has helped me so much.
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>>24128893
Quit your bull shit.
It's the hardest thing in the world, believe me, I know... But set an alarm a little early tomorrow. Put on your cost and go for a walk, maybe run or bike if you're in shape. Watch the sunrise. Pick up a hobby. Running is free if you have a pair of athletic shoes. Find some forum about making something, then make something of your own and post it there. /diy/ seems like a perfect place.
Imagine a botched suicide. You are virtually dead. You're a potato, worse than the spergs or even the autists. You're a fucking vegetable. Your family lives with that the rest of their life.
Do you really want to take the easy way out, hurting all those that care about you?
Start volunteering. Make a positive difference in someone's day. Just get up and fucking do it. Find a reason to live.you can do this.
>>24129102
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh Lord, I beg you. Please let someone take this bait.
>>24129102
Take your desperate, normie, brownie points, baby's first-year psych student bullshit back to /r/getmotivated where you belong.
>>24129102
I walk an hour 1 way to work and I don't have any friends or family
>>24129102
>look Mom I'm helping people on the internet
>I can't wait to go to church this week
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>>24129183
you all know hes right though, fag that he is
>>24127128
Thought about it when I was in high school and I was smoking a lot of weed during those years.
My life isn't that great but it isn't that bad either.
Personally I'm really depressed but death is absolutely terrifying. Maybe your outlook will be different if any of you are religious, but I don't believe in the afterlife. But think about it, Since you're existence you've been conscious, even when sleeping you're still dreaming. You're aware what's going on, but in a second, you're nothing. It's not like going to sleep, you are literally nothing, you're mark has come and left this world, and are nothing. I don't know, it's so so scary to me.
>being suicidal
what faggots you are, your too fucking week to fix your own problems so you become a statistic?
>>24129211
Eh, not really, there's literally no reason there not to take the easy way out if you're a robot
>>24129263
yep pretty much
Think Im gonna go the suspension method hanging. Wont leave me mutilated for whoever finds me all though i will probably shit myself.
Ive accepted that it will be very painful before I go unconscious.
If theres an afterlife how can I find you guys?
I think im numb
If somebody put a camera in my room, I would look like an ordinary fellow.
But inside im dying.
Not really suicidal, more run off into the woods and die of something else. >>24129102 Its not that simple. You are like one of those people that trys to make fat people diet by making fun of them, without realizing the amount of mental illness required to get that fat in the first place. You cannot judge what another person should do based on what works for you. Anybody who is going to kill themselves is not a normally functioning person going through a sad spell, it requires intense mental illness.
>>24129211
>>24129263
>2015
>samefagging
You know we can tell that it's you, right?
Again, you're not earning good boy points by acting all hurr-durr superior on a board filled with NEETS and losers. You honestly think anyone in this thread will take you seriously?
>>24129263
Im an efilist bitch nigga. Now fuck off
>>24129102
>>24129211
>>24129263
>people actually believe in this
>>24129319
>Ive accepted that it will be very painful before I go unconscious.
Have fun when you actually go try to do it :^)
YALL FAGGOTS ARE
STUCK IN A LOOP
>>24129423
Lucky bastards. Atleast they have hope.
I got porn induced erectile dysfunction at 16. Now I'm almost 20 and its gotten so bad it barely works. To top it off I got drunk one night and lost my virginity to a 4/10 hooker. Couldn't feel anything. Now how am I supposed to want to live? Fuck your motivational bullshit.
>>24129465
Theres no such thing in a finite universe. Have fun rotting.
>>24128808
I couldn't imagine having a terrible family. I only have a mother and sibling who gives a shit.
>>24129102
>you're depressed? have you ever tried not being depressed?
thanks anon, great advice.
>>24127128
Depressed 5, reporting in.
>>24129324
I don't understand how it's a mental "illness".
It's just realism at an extreme level.
If one has no future, and they're going to die anyway, why is it so looked down upon to do it.
>>24127128
Be honest, how many of you will be willing to do this?
>>24129654
>implying a jetpack could escape Earth's exit velocity even in the stratosphere
It'd be a rad fall back to your death on Earth's surface though.
>>24129508
Look. I've tried to get better for over 13 years, but depression isn't objective. You don't need something terrible in your life to feel like life is hopeless.
>>24129713
You'd die painfully before even landing. On the other hand, however, you would without a doubt die.
.>>24129102
>It's the hardest thing in the world, believe me, I know... But set an alarm a little early tomorrow.
I've got college to go to.
>Put on your cost and go for a walk, maybe run or bike if you're in shape.
I'm in Shape, and I walk all the time.
>Watch the sunrise.
I have assignments every week.
>Pick up a hobby. Running is free if you have a pair of athletic shoes. Find some forum about making something, then make something of your own and post it there. /diy/ seems like a perfect place.
When you're busy, depressed, and poor this is basically an impossible task.
>Imagine a botched suicide. You are virtually dead. You're a potato, worse than the spergs or even the autists. You're a fucking vegetable. Your family lives with that the rest of their life.
If I'm a vegetable then I don't have to suffer, I won't have the mind to think or the body to feel.
>Do you really want to take the easy way out, hurting all those that care about you?
Nobody cares about me, if they did I wouldn't be in my situation. I'd be happy, I wouldn't be on 4chan, I'd have a social life and I'd be successful. They are part of the reason why I've fallen.
>Start volunteering. Make a positive difference in someone's day. Just get up and fucking do it. Find a reason to live. you can do this.
I don't need to "volunteer" to make a positive difference in someone's day. I am always kind to others, I wish not my suffering upon them, so if I can do even the littlest thing I will. But it this a valuable reason to live for? No it isn't.
You ever tried not having life on easymode for once?
>>24129914
This guy gets it. Thank you. People have no idea what it's like being depressed. It's not "I feel sad" it's "I have no will to breath, let alone do anything".
>>24127128
What up, OP. Sometimes I think about the best ways to kill myself and I actually feel happy/free. Though at the same time, I don't want to be like this. I figure that if I don't find a reason to live by age 30 then I'll just go through with it.
>>24130132
That's my plan. I'm 26, halfway to 27 right now, and every day is a struggle. I have to keep making excuses to not just end it, and I'm running out.
Here.
Just waiting things out at the moment, thinking of disappearing for a while then doing it somewhere discreet so it'll take a while for them to find my body and my family will just think I've moved away (my brother did the same thing when he was 16 and we didn't hear from him for years). Our other brother died recently so I don't want to put it on our mother, the main thing holding me back. I don't care about anything else.
>>24127128
Suicidal people piss me off.
>>24131038
Maybe you should kill some of them instead of bitching about them. It's a Win/win.
Ive been having moments of serious thought and then some moments where its only a side thought. But its always been on my mind for this past year and a half.
I think I might be getting close, because Ive only recently become neet with no future
>>24131038
B-but why, anon? We hate ourselves more than you can imagine.
>>24131072
I've been a NEET for 10 years, I wish I could just get a job to distract me.
