If you haven't ever kissed a girl or had a gf by 25, is it safe to assume you will die a virgin?
>>24127067
Fucking TRY. Jesus Christ.
>>24127086
Try what?
>>24127086
What do you want me to try, senpai? Is it a video game?
>>24127067
I'm a 24 kv.
I've already accepted that it's all over.
>>24127125
It's a game called game.
>>24127142
This. I don't even feel like trying, I lost my chances growing up.
>>24127125
first post that has made me laugh out loud in months
>>24127176
Pretty much. When you fail all the milestones and society rejects you all that's left is for you to accept the message.
That picture just reminded me
>call game store
>girl answers
>ask her about FO4 pre-order price match
>ask if she has any pre-orders left
>she says she'll check quickly
>while she's checking on the computer she does that "uhhhhhhh" thing that people do when they're looking for something and nearly found it
>comes out like some sensual moan instead
>we both spill spaghetti for the rest of the call
>>24127067
>If you haven't ever kissed a girl or had a gf by 25, is it safe to assume you will die a virgin?
It's never safe to make assumptions about the future.
>>24127272
Spaghetti thread?
>order my weekly papa johns
>qt delivery girl at the door
>i am taken by surprise, she's super qt, could be probably a model or something
>she says HERE'S YOUR PIIIIZA DUDE
>poker face and pay, secretly super nervous
>she says ALRIGHT ENJOY YOUR MEEEEAL
>say you too almost automatically since people always just say enjoy your day
>she asks if that means she's getting some pizza too
>panic and close door on her face
>never call store again
