Hey /r9k/ give me some lines
Hey ^_^ umm... Sorry you're just really cute XD
>>24124640
"are you the fat one?"
>>24124679
Whats sad is that dudes really do say this shit and expect it to work
"I hope you aren't the one on the left"
"I want to raid your minifridge."
I want a reply guys lets get some good shit
What that thang smell like?
ask if she knows anything about the masked man
describe your pussy with a yugioh card
ask her if she has seen the clown at walmart that hides from beautiful women
>>24124640
Ask her if she's a paleontologist and then tell her you asked because you have a boner.
"not yet, no"
>>24124681
say this
Ask her if she has that cool spiky Tzhaar shield.
>>24124640
>Ayy bb wnt sum fuk
Works every time m8
Wanna smash?
Line always works for Chad
Tinder is down for me but pic related
just two words will get you the best success op
"wanna smash"
>>24125036
tba2dhwy family
Sure, I got you.
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Just pick the one you like best.
>>24126054
underbasted roast
>>24125739
>op we are so sorry we didn't know you needed help THAT badly
"My dick is dead, can I bury it in that ass?"
Got this one from a gay friend
"So I'm writing a paper on the finer things in life, I was wondering if I could interview you?"
>>24126464
Doing it for the keks m8
Hey baby can I tell you the truth about what happened on 9/11. Truth is baby bush did it. Bush buried those towers to the fucking ground, just like I am going to bury that pussy.
