What does touching a girl's butt feel like?
its not that great
>>24123913
From my experience, it's like slapping a bowl of jello.
salty bags of coin
>>24123913
like water balloons
>>24123935
why do you slap bowls of jello
>>24123913
Feels good man
Like a firm goosedown pillow
with frozen meat in it.
>>24123935
If you slapped a bowl of jello, wouldn't it feel the same as just slapping an empty bowl?
>tfw live in the midwest usa
>tfw 90% of the women here are obese
so i guess to answer your question it feels like a trashbag filled with pudding
>>24123913
arousing and satisfying.
fun.
>not feeling random girls asses on trains or other areas you can get away with it
it's not that good desu
>He didn't touch girl's butts in high school while walking the crowded halls
You missed a great experience. I touched a girl named Alina's butt and it was obvious as fuck, she never said anything.
>>24123913
Depends on the ass.
The soft ones are like bouncy, warm cushions that jiggle and make your dick hard.
The bad ones are like trying to grab a flat wall.
>>24123913
It's like touching your own butt, except you get slapped afterwards.
>>24123913
i touch my 5 year olds cousins ass all the time. Nice, round and soft
Feels like touching your own butt
>>24124054
>Midwest
I feel your pain
>>24123913
Absolutely amazing if they actually have an ass
If not its not that spectacular
I was spanking the living heck out of a girl's bum on Saturday. I don't care for it all that much.
I imagine it must be good for men who obsess over bums and doing things with bums. However, I am not one of these dudes.
fleeting
i slapped a girl's firm butt recently
it was nice
>>24123913
It's pretty good desu, sometimes makes me wish I had a gf just to grope her butt all the time, but I imagine the novelty would wear off soon if I had access to that much ass.
>He doesn't touches girls butts on crowded busses
The biggest thrills of my life, let me tell you.
>>24124592
>wish I had a gf just to grope her butt all the time
it doesn't really work like that anon. you come off as a creepy misogynizer rapist which is probably why you don't have a gf
>>24124745
a man wanting to grope his own girlfriend comes off as creepy?
>>24124783
Creepy to other people, probably.
Creepy to your gf, depends.
But if your gf is ok with it then I don't see why you should care.
>>24124783
the whole comment comes off as creepy and objectifying, yes
>>24124728
Some of us aren't chads who have the looks to get away with this.
>>24124006
excuse mewewladwewladoriginalcontent
>>24124824
>>24124826
Nobody tells the person they're courting outright that they want to fuck, unless you're some sort of Chad.
>>24123913
spiky, like a sea urchin
grabbing a girl's ass is like discovering christ for the first time every single time, it's literally a fucking epiphany
>extend palm out as much as possible into creepy bestial claw
>go in for the grab
>mass of tight jiggly unbelievably smooth fat squishes against your hand and between your fingers
>only possible thought in your mind is "i need to squeeze this more, i need to squeeze harder, i need to squeeze my way to the centre of her ass, it contains the secret to true happiness"
>squeeze harder
>try to make sense of what you are feeling and articulate the fluid dynamics of her jiggly butt fat as it interacts with your touch receptors
>literally can't do it, ass is so complexly amazing that your brain just gets overwhelmed by projections of its characteristics
>it's like like you aimed a telescope at just the right point in deep space and accidentally saw god
>all the while as this is going on you're just squeezing harder and harder and loosening your grip for fractions of a second just so you can renew it even harder and with even more wonderful perfect ass fat contained in your hand
>you are naturally pulling her into you as you do this
>difficult not to grunt involuntarily in frustration at how completely overwhelmed you are by all the things you want to do to her
>feels possessive as fuck, animalistically possessive
>she's getting wet the entire time you're doing this, and you can actually see her getting flushed, her lips part
tldr feels alright
>>24124853
I look like an underage dopey idiot and I do my best to make it look accidental, they never see it coming.
>>24124945
I thought anon was implying he'd do that after establishing a relationship.
>>24124824
>>24124826
>>24124945
male feminists spotted
>>24124592
>makes me wish I had a gf just to grope her butt all the time, but I imagine the novelty would wear off soon if I had access to that much ass.
IT NEVER DOES
ACTUALLY FUCKING NEVER
fuck sex, 90% of the reason i even pursue women is because i want one in my house i can just grab 87 times per hour
>>24125022
But it's the truth, if you go around on the street groping your gf's ass people will look at you funny.
The guy talking about objectifying and all that shit is obviously baiting.
Ehh it's all right not that great. I just do it because they like it
>>24124945
>>24125022
>virgins dolling out advice for other virgins
>>24125044
Now you're making me feel bad for never getting a gf.
At least I know how ass feels likegroped a female classmate back in middle schoolshe broke my heart even before i gave it to her ;_;
>not having an anime mousepad to accommodate every need
>>24123913
>coming to /r9k/ to ask something like that
>>24124826
Women are just objects.
Like a bag of sand, really.
Would recommend.
>>24125013
This desu
Not sure why ass groping feels that way, but it does.
>>24123913
It's that great. Feels like pure power. Like you own her.
>>24125013
>unbelievably smooth fat squishes
Reminds me of one of the few times I wasn't a complete robot.
Aof mine needed some place to stay while her roommate and roommate's BF spent the night in the room, so I let her sleep with me.femalefriend
Her belly was boner-induingly softand oh my God I need more of it
I imagine it feels a lot like this.
>>24123913
grinding is boring unless she's an absolute freak or has a shitton of ass to envelope your dick in
>>24124120
Everyone knew and everyone thought you were a fucking weirdo
>get drunk
>go to a concert
>end up grabbing a bunch of girls asses
>one of them gets upset but doesn't do anything
I am a horrible human being but I don't care
>>24125531
her pants are literally holding her ass up. same with her bra.
>>24125093
>I could use one of these for my office
>>24126005
I'm sure you...
COULD.
I've touched one girl's butt before, it was breddy gud tbqh. Her ass was small but firm, and she was clothed. It was honestly nothing special therefore but I'm sure a big bouncy naked ass feels like warm butter.
Feels like a bag of salty milk and coins 10/10
I'm too pussy to stealth grab ass. The only place I can think of being comfortable with it is in a dark crowded area, but I'm never in that situation.
>>24126005
iirc he actually does
touch your own butt.
Its not much different just because she's a woman. and don't bullshit me that "its firmer" its only going to be firm is she works out
BagOfSand.jpg
>tfw you're doing her doggy and you get the rhythm right to make her ass ripple
heavenly
>>24124054
live in midwest, can confirm
>>24123913
Kinda squishy...and cold.
>>24127264
stop feeling your own ass
you're not even a girl
>>24123913
like feeling your own ass but less hair and you only feel it in your hands not your own butt. good experience desu
>>24126779
> amerifat feels
It feels awesome. In middle school this girl got sorta close with me and I'd get really creepy with her and feel up her butt a lot. It was so soft and just a little bit fat, I loved squeezing it and smacking it and holding her arms down a bit when she didn't want me to and would smack my hands away
I'm gonna open her facebook and jack off now
>>24123913
Very soft, senpai. Softest shit you've ever felt. At least for the girls with big ones.
>>24126779
and then the aroma of her asshole hits your nose and you can't stop thinking about it or enjoy it
>>24129575
> Aroma of asshole hits your nose
> Can't enjoy it
Have you... met... us?
Depends on butt, big butts feel soft, like a pillow, not good.
Medium sized butts on a skinny girl feels very nice because it's probably just muscles with no fat.
Small butts feel like holding a 3 days old cupcake, some like it.
>>24125093
kek, that's awesome. where can i get one?
Source for OP's pic of that ass? And moar plox.
Grab your own ass, then disembody the experiance.
>>24124216
holy shit that's rare
>>24125013
fucking excellent description
>>24124195
Virgin detected and confirmed.
>>24125531
>grinding is boring
>in high school
>rally just ended and everyone leaving through crowded door
>Asian Stacy in front of me gets her ass grabbed by some Mexican
>I notice and she makes eye contact with me
>she thinks it was me
>avoids me for rest of my life
I-I hope it felt nice ;_;
do black asses feel different?
>>24131559
Yeah they feel like clay
have any normies here ever put a finger in a girls butt? what did that feel like?
>>24123923
Guys I found the virgin
>>24130093
>big butts feel soft, like a pillow, not good
>not good
>>24131634
feels a bit like clay
>>24131634
tight at the entrance and then really loose
>>24123913
Grabbing an ass isn't all that great, honestly. Grabbing a pair of tits, however, feels like soft, warm bags of comfort that contort to the shape of your palms and fingers, lovingly enveloping them. Tits are superior to ass in every way. They can function as pillows or toys, and can provide nutritional support when lactating. Whereas asses are only good for slapping and shitting and, unless you're into that kind of stuff, are not really enjoyable. I'm proud to be a Tits man, and I hope all of you Ass men out there seriously consider making the switch to the superior choice.
>>24123949
no that's boobs anon
>>24131670
>>24131692
thanks guys. i want to buy an ass onahole just to feel something.
>>24126779
>human fleshbeing feels
>>24124592
Nah, its so much fun, I used to just grope my gfs ass all day long.Fuck I miss her
It depends.
Most normal girls have just very squishy butts but some are really muscly
