Your existence is the tail of an unbroken genetic line stretching all the way back to the origins of life, every single stage occupied by someone who managed to knock some chick up.
if you can't get laid, you're objectively the biggest failure in your family line in more than a hundred million years.
I plan to clone myself.
>>you're objectively the biggest failure in your family line in more than a hundred million years.
so I AM unique, I knew it. thanks OP
>>24123388
>implying none of our ancestors had had any sons who failed to reproduce
That's not how it works, desu senpai.
>>24123388
I highly doubt I'm the biggest failure ever in my entire family history. Of course, your post implies I actually feel bad about my situation, when in reality I actually don't.
>>24123388
>implying I don't hve a son I abandoned in Mexico to continue living the American NEET life
>implying I'm not voting Trump so she can never, ever, ever find me
>>24123539
>tfw only child
>>24123388
Yeah pic related is a big failure and disgrace to huamnity..
>>24123388
The thought of this is inspirational as fuck
Genghis probably heard something similar and went ape shit on the pussy.
>>24123699
>couldn't get laid
>probably fucked pigeons
>people thought he was weird and kept their distance
>let an old man steal his work
>died alone
>>24124091
> invented some really important shit
Nigger, that alone is more than you'll ever do in your entire life. Shut your fucking face hole.
>>24124115
and yet the average person has no idea who he is. If you ask, they'll tell you he's a car.
He, ultimately, died a failure. Failed to reproduce and failed to be recognized for his achievements.
>>24124156
The average person will die and be forgotten in 2 generations. You and I will die and will be nameless in 2 generations
Tesla is remembered
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>>24124198
Who now?
blox
>>24123388
My family line probably has uncles and shit who never got laid. Only 1 in 4 of every man to be born has reproduced historically.
my genetics are composite of different people, even if I don't recreate (I will) then a lot of my genes are still passed on.
>this man managed to scratch his name in history for probably thousands of years to come while some people lived their entire life as a slave
I'm afraid of being forgotten /r9k/ ;_;
Regardless of what I do I'll be reunited with mother earth again one with the universe.
>>24123388
>ending the human line
>failure
I think someone didn't think this line of reasoning through.
>>24124198
the car?
>>24124269
don't worry. it'll all be forgotten eventually.
So it doesn't matter.
Every fraction of a second an infinite amount of alternate timelines are created where every possible outcome is realized. Even ones where I have kids. Checkmate.
>>24124269
well you will be, just buy fallout 4
>>24124091
>>24124156
>>24124206
>>24124287
You are the exact reason humanity is going extinct. How is that a lesser failure than not spitting out 3 retarded kids by your own definitions?
>>24124287
Yup
We're to worthless to have a car named after us. Feels good right?
>>24124341
My name is Ford though.
Checkmate.
>>24124313
there is only one timeline and it is determenistic
>>24124364
*tip*
mootblx
>>24124313
Except this is just a hypothesis that doesnt have any scientific evidence to back it up. At the most it's continental "philosophy" trying to explain paradoxes
>>24124364
proof you didnt just reply an infinite amount of timez plz
>>24124312
Thats either a small sun or a really really big earth
>>24124269
I've already cemented OC on the internet. I've already left my mark. Just make some dank OC senpai
>>24123388
>Your existence is the tail of an unbroken genetic line stretching all the way back to the origins of life, every single stage occupied by someone who managed to knock some chick up.
when you put it that way I feel almost proud to be the one who breaks that line
>>24124395
its the earth being destroyed by heat from an expanding sun.
>>24124417
Is the earth a sun? How is it on fire when there's no air in space...
>>24124379
well memed
>>24124390
no you prove it, why would there be more then cause and effect, its the only thing we have observed
>>24124451
magnets.
dsfgf
>>24124454
>its the only thing we have observed
Uncertainty principal. We know that alternative outcomes are possible and if we could interact with them it wouldn't be an alternate outcome.
>>24124644
HOW do we know it
>Uncertainty principal
just becouse we can calculate it or it appears random doesn't mean that it is
>>24123626
Greentext this certainly magnificent tale, anon.
