Accounting

>>24122861
how does that work
nice singles btw

>>24123060
get >3.0 and one internship and any big 4 firm will hire you. Accountants are always in demand

Nursing.

>>24122842
If you're asking this question, you're retarded.

from my experience pizza delivery is the only guaranteed job, as long as you're sober and have insurance its all good

>>24122842
I'm gonna help you help yourself senpai. This is a link to the U.S. bureau of labor statistics. In addition to listing how many people of each job there are (competition) it tells you how much each profession is expected to grow.

http://www.bls.gov/emp/ep_table_102.htm

You can also look at each profession in depth to see what kind of training they require.

>>24123227
how

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Professional neet :)

Is a 4.0 still guaranteed even to sex offenders?

>>24122842
Get a bachelor's degree in any liberal arts bullshit degree you want, and be either a teacher or a generic office drone. If you go with teaching, use your salary for grad school and get a master's or a phd and be either a higher paid teacher or a college professor or high school guidance counselor.
I'm on the teaching part, right now, not ready to start looking for grad programs, just want to work for a while because fuck school.

>>24123186
this f a m. The only steady job for the next ~30 years. Especially because all the baby boomers are dying and they need hospital care.

And it's one of the few jobs that can't be automated in the next 100 years.

>>24122842
Sorry kiddo, but if you're looking to college for a guaranteed job you're going to be sorely disappointing. The only guaranteed jobs for college graduates are in Allied Health and Comp Sci (which is heavily outsourced). Everything else is sales, which does not require a degree at all and the trades, which is usually a community college degree and/or an apprenticeship

>>24125164
lol really? a sex offender on /r9k/?

accountant
doctors
nurses
stuff with computers, web developer, etc
manager at any store
engineers