what can eggman do to be more handsome?
>implying he isn't already chad material
gene replacement therapyif he lives long enough to and can afford it when it becomes available
>>24122478
>2092x3719
>>24122478
taking care of his skin would already make him so much better
>>24122478
wash skin
grow bangs/shave head
grow beard
Acne treatment, a nice suit, and an acquired Mid-Atlantic accent.
Why does he need to become more handsome? He already has a gf
Lose weight
It might even help his facial aestethics, fat makes your face more round and hides your bone structure.
>>24122686
He banged a chick but he doesn't have a gf
>>24122478
What's he up to these days?
Wash your fucking face and shave for starters you greasy fuck
>>24122527
hush girl we know its you. give eggy all your STDs whore
>>24123374
hahahhahahaha this newfag.
Jaw surgery
Cheek surgery
Hairline lowering surgery
Hair transplants
Nose surgery
Chin implants
Losing weight
Something to fix teh orbits of his eyes
That's all
>>24122478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1crfLh1F3m8
you faggots
>>24123707
Gif is related anon.
Eggman is ugly for a bunch of reasons, many of which I'm sure he already knows on some level.
>puffy soulless eyes
>dark circles
>fat face
>ugly bulbous long nose
>poorly defined, low cheekbones
>jowls like Paul McCartney
>retarded eyebrows that grow in opposite directions
>round face shape
>oily complexion
>low test, doesn't even look like a man
eggman is just plain unattractive. If he were to put his selfie next to a selfie of somebody who is considered good-looking by society. In all likelihood, you'll see that they have good bone structure, which he lacks. They have striking, intelligent eyes, which he doesn't. They look well groomed and have a clear complexion, which he does not. They have high prominent cheekbones, which he does not because his face is flabby and pathetically defined. He should have been aborted.
eggman will never be considered attractive, no matter what he does, he should just give up. he can blame his mutant parents for how ugly he turned out.
Nicer people on this board will coddle eggman and tell him this is just a troll, but it's not. I mean, he must know deep down that what I'm saying is true. you all can get all defensive and prideful or whatever, but it won't change the fact that the rest of the world just sees eggman as another boring ugly fat deformed sub human with no redeeming features.
eggman is genetic trash plain and simple. Any of you can call me out for being unduly harsh and try to discredit my opinion, but it won't change a thing: This dude, eggman, is ugly as fuck and I can guarantee that the rest of the world agrees. Anybody who says otherwise is just trying to be nice.
>>24123759
>le autism meme xD
you're part of the cancer i'm talking about. leave this board you meme spouting retard.
>>24123399
Fuck off to soc, non-virgin tripfag
>>24124385
go back to >>>/wizardchan/ you loser
yeah i'm pretty sure just losing weight will make this mug look any better
>>24123942
>someone typed all of this
>>24126093
woah his lips are so small
simple cosmetics
>>24125179
hold up mother fucker. don't be talking down on my wiz bitch.
