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>be me
>be NEET
>have everything I want in my room
>hungry one night
>mummy is running late
>plenty of food in the fridge but I refuse to cook my own
>mummy finally makes it home
>starts to cook dinner
>calls me down to the table
>emerge from my room wearing the same clothes I've been wearing for a week
>waddle down stairs to the dining room
>sit down
>what the fuck is this mummy?
>"it's vegetables and rice anon, I didn't have time to make anything else"
>there is no meat mummy. WHERE IS THE MEAT?!
>"anon please don't, I've had a long day"
>I wanted meat mummy. I wanted tendies mummy.
>"anon, please just eat your food. we can get tendies tomorrow"
>she doesn't seem to understand
>smash my plate with my hands sending food everywhere
>start screaming I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>mummy starts to get upset
>eyes watering
>I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>mummy crying now
>"anon, why do you do this WHY!? you're a grown man!"
>I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>mummy is very upset but still hasn't caved
>go to the kitchen and start throwing all the food out of the fridge
>smash milk cartons under my feet
>grab orange juice and threaten mummy with it
>"don't you dare anon, don't you dare!"
>inch forward at her aggressively
>she starts reaching for her keys
>sobs her way to the front door
>"anon, I don't understand why..why do you do this to me?"
>she leaves and i hear the car start
>mfw when I got my tendies
>mfw mummy will never get rid of her little boy