>new male coworker in a sea of roasties
>6'1
>in shape but not a buff meat heat, just tall and skinny fat
>doesn't appear to be a faggot
>looks to be under the age of 25
What would you want a girl to say to you?
Take me out for a drink.
That's all you have to say.
>>24122079
do you want to play video games sometime
>>24122119
pretty much this
if you find out you don't like me, then it was just a casual business relationship for bonding purposes.
>>24122079
"S-senpai please stop..."
>>24122079
Are you a black slut? Just play up the hoodrat angle, I'm sure he'll like it.
>>24122119
It seems weird to go up to a man ice never talked to before and say "take me out for drinks"
>>24122079
Just be direct, and ask if he wants to go out for something like a drink. Directness is important
>>24122198
fucking KEK
no, dumb roastie, you don't deserve to have anyone
>assuming he's buying when you iniate the relationship
FUCK that's RICH
>>24122198
Then be friendly, smile at him and compliment him, get to know him and then ask him out. You probably won't get friendzoned like most men would.
Hit on him and make it obvious
>>24122198
Just make some small talk and before saying good bye just ask him "Hey, maybe we could hang out sometime?" and give him your number.
Where do you fall on the attractiveness scale in comparison to him?
>>24122198
Well, that's the initiative step. You run the risk of looking a bit of an idiot if he has zero interest or has a girlfriend. Guys have to do that all the time.
Your alternative is to bide your time and build up a relationship, ascertaining whether he would be interested or not, before making the move. Takes longer, but you'll know if he's not interested and can avoid the awkwardness.
IDK OP you just described me and just about everyone on this board
Which leads me to think ur not being real and actually just trying to get replies
But if you're real post a pic and I'll let u know what u can do
>>24122079
hmm
I think this might be fake.
>>24122294
Wow a girl doesn't wanna post her picture on /r9k/ for a bunch of slobbering dweebs to exert their NEET-ness upon to feel better about themselves.
Color me FUCKING surprised.
I'm a guy btw
>>24122079
stick to your own kind dirty monkey
>>24122198
If a girl approached me and said this, it wouldn't be weird. You can make some small talk first if you want.At least after that you will get a straight answer without any roastie games, and now can I ask you to get the fuck out of my board you nigger slut.
>>24122330
le tip
>>24122294
OP never said it was her picture.
>>24122348
Thanks for proving my point brah
>>24122079
tell him you want to be his slave
White guys are more sophisticated than blacks, so you must show him that you are of high culture.
I suggest wearing sophisticated clothing and engaging him in conversation about scientific, cultural and interpersonal topics.
Once you have conviced him of your high class, he will no longer see you as a "ghetto slut" and however you take it from here, well that is not a discussion suited for such a public place as 4chan.
Best of luck m'lady
>>24122280
I think we are on the same scAle. Both 6s
>>24122385
If Dylann was so racist why did he have black friends?
>>24122079
You work at target?
>>24122480
Even I have had black friends in the past and I still hate niggers
>>24122480
I'm super racist and I've had non-white friends.
Understanding a group of people are inferior to another / shouldn't be in your country doesn't mean you hate every individual of that group.
>>24122564
>>24122577
Thanks for opening my eyes. now I know to never trust whites even when they claim I'm their friend.
>>24122665
glad I could help
>>24122665
You're being just as silly as them condemning a race for how a few act. I'm white and I got nothing bad to say about black people.
>>24122265
We work on different units so I only see him at dinner time
>>24122392
What is high culture to whites?
>>24122079
Just ask him how he likes his new job and make small talk from there on. If he doesn't like you, things will stay superficial between you, though.
>>24122787
not Nicki Minaj you fucking spook
>>24122079
>roastie asking r9k betas for advice on how to hook up with chad
everyone posting itt is disgusting
Black pussy is best pussy
>>24122665
I never trusted other races in the first place whenever I'm around you fuckers I always get that look
>>24122079
literally just talk to him, if he asks you to do something he wants you
if you dress sexy he will just want sex though be warned
>mfw OP's situation oddly fits in with mine
>mfw im a tall, skinny young white boy that just started a new job>mfw there's no chance anyone would be remotely interested in me because I'm extremely socially awkward, have terrible anxiety and thus attractive as a quivering pile of mucus to most women
>>24122079
Call him master. He'll be surprised.
>>24122844
Stop, you're going to provoke the horse pussy and gore guy
>>24122878
I'm in the same situation as a white boi, i thought everyone here was neet
>>24122079
>girl
Sheboons aren't girls Op
>>24122198
it would be my dream for a girl to say that to me tbqh senpai
man up
>>24122079
Stop these nigger thread stop stop stop stop really stop
First dont say"white boy" or he'll disregard you as nigger trash. In fact dont use any nigger words and speak like a normal human. Then just talk to him. If he's interested he'll ask you out. If not you can ask him out, it's not weird
>>24122787
Well my dear.
Every white gentleman of proper upbringing will find themselves knowledgeable about finances, entrepeneurship and investments.
Luckily our two races have a long history of working together, so you might bring up the work culture of cotton plantations. Talk about how slavery made cotton plantations more viable in america and how it bankrupted india. I'm certain you can find litterature about these topics at your local library.
Best of luck m'lady
>>24123117
I would never bring up someone's race in real life
>>24122878
His height is the most attractive thing. We have a good cart that most of us can not reach the top of but he taller than that.
>>24123727
*food cart
>>24122931
Reminds me of the doom metal gore spammer on /mu/
>>24124062
The worst, most autistic spammer in the history of 4chan was the one on /sp/.
>>24124102
does anyone have the manifesto that autistic tripfage stalker made? they also wrote a bunch of stories about themselves and the tripfag. the whole thing was really unsettling
>>24122079
If that's you in pic related then don't. Find a nice nigger man and start a family with him.
>>24122079
Literally just ask him out
>>24123751
>food cart
if only my employers were kind enough to actually provide us with food. the closest thing there is to food is some bullshit vending machines that only sell candy and overpriced meatslime sandwiches.
Have you tried being yourself?
>>24122079
Hey and a smile is a good start.
>>24122844
Holy fuck that's disgusting. Looks like a horse pussy.
>>24125232
Probably because it is.
>>24122079
Just b urself bby gurrl :)
Honestly, you're a woman and initiating, it doesnt even matter what the fuck you say, just dont be a fucking hoodrat nigress
"Be my gf anon-kun~"
>>24122787
Wearing short sleeved shirts over your long sleeved shirts.
>>24122330
>>24122352
>uses 'roastie'
>uses 'faggot' referring to a homosexual person
>knows what is the 'white boys' height without talking to him
yeah this is legit alright
>tfw no qt black gf
There's a qt black grill that works in the department next to mine and i have a bit of a crush on her. I'm 6' 9'' tall and strongfat she's like 5' 5'' or so.
How do I flirt with a black grill without seeming like I'm fetishizing her OP?
>>24126004
>6'9
HOLY SHIT
What the FUCK are you doing here?!
>>24126050
I was a recluse due to my world of warcraft obsession in middle/early high school. I could barely talk to girls and I weighed nearly 500 lbs at my highest weight. Now I'm a depressed emotional mess who just wants to feel some romantic love and be in a relationship.also my dick is only like 4-5 inches and decently girthy and girls keep expecting my dick to be fucking massive because of my height so it looks smaller by comparison to the rest of me ;__;
>>24126167
dude just talk to her. best of luck
>>24126194
but what do I say? I think she has a boyfriend or something close to that.
>>24126253
Start out being friends with her if she has a bf. that way you have a chance of getting closer and if she likes you she'll want to be with you instead.
Or just go for someone else who is single and somewhere else, dating a coworker never seems to work out very long.
>>24122844
Where's the butthole?
>>24125266
kek, definitely looks like a woman's butt, but i guess that proves the horse pussy thing is legit
>>24126315
Tall guy here, this has not and literally will not work.
>I've always been racist (the type that doesn't mind respectable blacks but hates niggers)
>hide my power level
>have black friend at work
>he takes me to a black bar after work
>I hook up with a black chick
>get death stares from black guys there
I keked some niggers, does that make me Chad?
>>24122119
>Take me out for a drink.
If he has half a brain he won't consider her seriously.. guys want a girlfriend not kids. Not saying you can't buy her shit, but if I've never gone out with you and you already asking for me to buy you shit.. bye bitch.
>>24126451
why not tall guy
>>24126495
>hottest black girl in high school dated white guys only
>>24123727
>His height is the most attractive thing
tfw 5'7
JUST FUCKING END IT
