Today I got an Asian massage (not a rub and tug, too prude) and when the chink bitch tried to coyly ask me for a tip after I was dressed and on my way to the door, all I did was grope her tit then left.
Now I have to go wash the baby oil off my back, that shit is legit bad for you and your skin. I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDN'T GO BACK TO THE HOBBYIST LIFESTYLE. FUCK!
Why is her vagina poking out?
>>24121562
it is a roasty, she has been pounded by chad cock so much her vagina is prolapsing
>tfw will never sumata against roast beef
>>24121596
this is why you idiots don't get pussy
>muh roastie
>>24121677
tits or leave
>>24121596
So vaginas flap out like that from too much sex?
Are you sure that is roast flaps and not her clit?
>>24121758
Yep, that's why no one likes whores.
I have an overwhelming urge to find this girl and go down on her, feeling those flaps gently stroke the side of my lips as I munch her to orgasm.
>>24121677
> mad toasty roastie detected
I want to suck those nipples. But I already have a bf. I'll just suck his until he pushes me off.
>>24121753
>>24121854
I'm a guy, f a m
>>24121533
She has a nice cock.
>>24121758
No, they don't do that.
>>24121777
Im pretty sure this it is her clit hood
deformed penis or high mileage?
My massage joint is classy. They have multiple oils to choose from, jojoba, almond, and grapeseed. I also get manicure, pedicure, and acid peel on top of my deep tissue massage. It's dandy as fuck but I love it. Hedonism is truly the way to go. Stoicism is fucking retarded.
Excessive consumerism is no way to go, but people mistakenly believe that is hedonism. They don't enjoy the things they buy though, they just get them for image. I enjoy every second of my spa day, and I don't even need to document the experience on my 15 different social media accounts for validation. I don't have the 5000ft^2 house, just a modest studio apartment in the hipster part of the city. I eat out every night, I wear the best clothes, drink the best drinks, the best everything. Some call it minimalist, but I call it maximalist. It may bear similarities to minimalism in that I don't have a bunch of useless shit, but what I do have is fucking too notch.
>>24123457
Damn you sound happy as fuck
Mtf or roastie? some bitches are so nasty I can't even tell which one she is.
come on guys, theyre born that way! its genetic *wink wink*
>>24121533
why is baby oil bad for you?
i use it for masturbation
>>24123457
Sounds incredibly hollow and fake. GJ with your womanly aspirations, ass. LOL at jojoba. I know the most powerful beautifying creme in existence and you sure as hell won't find it at any spa.
>>24123608
you're dicks going to fall of
>>24123608
It's foreign to the human body, byproduct of fucking petroleum, totally synthetic and clogs pores. Anything you put on your skin is akin to eating it. Your body is your temple.
![powerpuff-girls[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/3l8hhpf.gif "powerpuff-girls[1].gif")
>>24123608
it isnt, plus it is supposed to absorb into your skin
>>24123635
It's an oil, not a creme. I don't like nasty heavy shit that lingers for massage. Good luck with not enjoying anything I guess. Unfortunately it's not zero sum so it's not like I'll have any more enjoyment from your avoidance, but I certainly won't have any less either.
It's as far from womanly as it gets though. Women only do things for attention and recognition. They can't even imagine doing something because it feels good. I don't understand what's hollow and fake about it though. Could you elaborate? I"m sure you're wrong but without knowing why you say that I can't begin to correct you.Really it's hard to put in words anyway. It's something you have to experience to really know what I"m talking about. If you're worried about money go to a local CC, they have students who do massages for hot pockets.
It's her clit. They do come in a variety of sizes. Google image search clits. You guys should read up on female anatomy. Familiarize yourselves with the object of your fascination.
>>24123879
Sounds awfully hipsterish. I know what jojoba is. I'm talking about the Fountain of Youth creme that women would kill over if they knew what it was, but it's actually free. Stupid broads.
Now, to elaborate at your request. Women indulge in unadulterated hedonism and base their status on the percieved quality of their goods and tastes much like you are doing. It's all for show.. no go? Or no substance. Ultimately the path to realization is inwards and the outward world of maya (illusion) is notwithstanding.
>>24123608
Used it to J in middle school and felt gross, shortly developed forcyde spots on PP. I blame baby oil
>>24123879
I enjoy things, but I absolutely loath things that are detrimental to me, like baby oil and chink broads begging for teep-teep after a prude massage.
Actually, most things society tries to foist upon us is harmful. Like cooked food. Have fun with cancer and dying an early death from enzyme deficiency. Of course, people just don't have any wits to access real knowledge and YOLO!
It's all fun and games, all show. Yada-yada-yada... Enter the way of the sage: Stoicism. Of course, if I didn't have godly aspirations that transcended the Human realm or at least that of my current incarnation then I might to live for the moment. Which I have done in excess, but it is unrewarding and I shall not end up like some empty ovaried hag. I'm set on immortality, you probably think that is some band name.
Hahahaha and the creme is partly something called urea, it's produced in excess by the kidneys.
>>24123457
Good lord you sound like an asshole writing like that on a Norwegian motorcycle board.
>>24123772
Oh, i have one from babydream and it doesn't mention paraffin wax, since i assume you are talkign about that. Never read about it being harmful in any way either. But it is from a yuropoorian company so i assume it isn't that popular
>>24124190
just google 'is baby oil bad for you' and people will edumacate you on the perils of ingesting synthetic substances
>>24124087
You're referring to semen, aren't you?
>>24124087
>cooked food is bad
what?
>>24121533
>that's not a roastie but a hugeas clit
>on an asian
>with big firm milkjugs
BREHS
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>>24124606
Any confirmation it is a clit? Image search wasn't too helpful.
>>24125201
thats the clit hood, it's big and she obviously has a pretty big clit.
Pretty hot desu
>>24125201
The hood is stretched, there's definatly a bulging clit under there. I've never seen a picture ( or been with pls no REE) a chick that had an oversized hood similar to anteater dicks.
/b/ here. what the fuck is a roasty?
>>24125442
ur mom xddd
I want to suck on that roast
>>24123268
>n-no they don't
roastie getting toastie.
whiteknight is not going to get a pokey
>>24125691
that doesn't even make sense you faggot
i understand the vagina being stretched out from too much dick (or bearing a child most likely), but how the fuck are beef flaps supposed to be affected by something that barely even rub against it during sex to the point it is stretched out? you can do that by applying some weight to the flaps, that would pull them out. fact is, roastie meme is one of those that weeds out the retards that cant into logic and the only response you are capable of giving to that is something to the effect of 'roastie getting toastie'.
>>24123457
>I don't even need to document the experience on my 15 different social media accounts for validation
>instead I seek validation on an anime imageboard
Hedonists confirmed for retards. I hope your half an hour of sloppy chink sex is worth it though.
Here are some photos of large clitoris. http://www.verybigclits.com
>>24125201
>>24125302
>>24125318
>/r9k/ talking about vaginas
oh kek
http://www.verybigclits.com/amateur-homemade-big-clit.shtml
A very large clit.
>>24126263
skin stretches and never goes back to normal. look at fat people who lose alot of their fat. they get saggy and flabby. when a women takes 9-10 inch dick 2 times a week for over 10 years, they get roast.
>>24126391
definitely about clits you retard
>>24126465
Sorry, that's just incorrect information.
>>24126465
>skin stretches and never goes back to normal. look at fat people
yeah of course it does, but fat people get their own fat (go figure) pushing on it to stretch it out. i don't see how that answers the question how a dick can stretch labia in the same way
>>24126596
it doesn't. plus your dick barely even touches the flaps when you have sex. it's just a meme dont think too hard about it
>>24126623
that is what i was pointing out. i know it is a meme but some people take it too seriously, just like the bbc meme or similar shit
>>24126465
>when a women takes 9-10 inch dick 2 times a week for over 10 years, they get roast.
no their hole gets really loose and sloppy, not their labia
>>24126567
>OUT OF MY WAY SHITLORDS, I WAS BORN WITH THESE FLAPS AND THEY NEED ROOM TO BREATHE
>>24126596
The answer is they don't. If that were the case women wouldn't be able to have normal sex after giving birth. Many do, even after several children.
There is as much variety in female genital shape as there is with male genitals. Some girls have Innis some have outies, some have large clits some have small clits. Most people know this. It makes you sound ignorant when you relate genital variety with the frequency of sex. Not mad or anything, but damn, do some research.
>>24126698
to think of it, there are some fetishes that could include stretching of the genitals so whatever
>>24126703
responding to wrong person i guess
>>24123940
I don't think such a cream exists. Whats it called
>>24126691
They don't actually get loose and sloppy. That's like saying his dick would wear out after using it for 10 years.
>>24126742
If by fetish you mean have sex with hung dudes on a regular basis then yeah, no shit.
>>24124087
Are you trying to out-hipster that guy?
>>24126806
teehee well memedNOT
>>24125691
3 cheers for the post that toasts the most roasts.
>>24126877
>It's not women fucking dudes constantly that gives girls gnarly assed roasties, they're deliberately making their vaginas hideous!
Yall sloots are getting desperate with the rationalizations.
>>24123457
I think know the source of my anxiety is excessive consumerism. I'm gonna try your lifestyle, anon.
You may truly have saved me from being an hero.
>>24126970
Your post doesn't even make sense and desperate rationalization=/=common logic, but who am i to fight against a maymay
>>24126970
B8 not GR8>>24126970
>>24127064
>>24127076
>I have nothing of substance to say, please forget that my disgusting vagina is a starkk reflection of my whorish past
The jig is up you skanks, men aren't going to fall for that shit anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q&feature=youtu.be
The girl im fucking now has the tighest pussy ive ever fucked and is a roastie. I dont understand this meme.
>>24127204
you have described that exact thing you are doing and gave no contrarguments, so i will assume you are pretending to be retarded for the sake of shitposting
So, if a woman remains faithful to her husband and rides him several times a week her labia will become extended? Do yo realize how school yard this sounds? Most men and women actually do have an understanding of human anatomy and haven't fetishized female genitalia into spooky lady bits.
>>24127238
Like most things on this board it's completely false, but the average normie gets so assravaged that it's fun to keep around.
>>24125475
stupid as fuck, but well played kukster
>>24127258
What is there to counter argue against? All you said is that women must deliberately give themselves huge flaps since that shit is surely not natural, like its somehow a more logical explanation than the things getting slapped around all the time by dick and finger. Why would anyone do that to themselves on purpose?
I realize that most of you guys are shit posting but it's worth educating any curious youth who might be listening. Do your research kiddies, the information is out there.
>>24127346
>implying her vaginers won't mold to a perfect fit of his dick
Do you even genitals anon. For real. Everyone with a brain knows this to be true.
>1 dick consistently
>molds to fit that dick
>many different shape and size dicks
>gets confused and ends up just stretching into big ole elephant ears
>>24123772
dude weed man save the planet dude smoke weed lmao
>>24127456
So let me get this straight.....the vagina.......gets confused.......and confusion......causes labia to grow.
Little lads...vaginas don't get confused.
Confused ....hah!
>>24121758
of course, you've been leaving under a rock?
>>24121677
got some toast on your roast?
>>24127564
Kid did you never have silly putty growing up? It's like that. You keep mashing your thumb into it and over time it's gonna remember that thumb print as long as you don't re-mold it.
If you keep stretching it out in weird ways, and not fixing it, it's just gonna lose its elasticity and dry out and be awful.
You gotta treat your silly putty right ladies, and only put one thumb in it.
>>24123457
second this guy. Don't buy cheap shit, buy nice things instead.
>>24127399
>>24127399
>>24126263
>>24126703
jesus christ, here have some explanation by me and someone else. the comment of mine you are referring to wasn't meant to be serious, kind of making fun of the image and not using it as a general argument. i wouldnt have posted it if i knew you would actually clinge to it as some sort of legit response.
waisted dubs tbqhwy family
>>24127635
Yes, but the thing about cocksucker is, they are generally cock shaped. The vagina, is actually made for it. Though there is some variety in size, generally they are of an average and similar shape and size.
How would you explain porn stars with innies?
>>24126449
That's a penis.
Original post
>>24127713
Err, that should be the thing about cocks, not cocksuckers.
>>24127681
The dubs don't lie, roasties have nothing.
>>24127713
Vaginaplasties.
>>24127714
No its not a penis. Look at the website in that post.
>>24127713
They have cosmetic surgery? I thought this was common knowledge, even amongst roasties. Dang, how can you even hope to properly debate if you aren't actually educated on the points you bring up?
>>24121758
no lmao and idk why >>24121843 is giving yuou false information.
like 99% girls are just born with it and are virgins until they're in their 20s. a large labia is literally just genetics.
Now, SOME times some girls do fuck up their labia by stretching it accidentally (or purposely?) due to sex or something. But assuming visible labia = she's a whore is the dumbest fucking thing ever. But I forgot everyone on here is like 12.
>inb4 mad roastie detected
>>24124087
This nigga's trying to pretend he's got the keys to the universe in his pocket and he thinks that piss is the secret to eternal youth, lmao.
Hope it's not too cold tonight when you get kicked out of the library, homeless schizo-bro.
Oh, lord, I mean, yes, some women have their labia removed, but if you watch porn you must see a variety of vaginas. I know I've seen a few innies and outies.
Chicago here, want a rub n tug on the cheap and recommendations or advice on how to find massage parlors that do them.
Anyway, I'm done educating the little lads. Remember kiddies, this kind of information is available on sex education sites. Girls don't actually have cooties.
>>24127773
>The dubs don't lie, roasties have nothing.
ok mayne, very convincing
anyway do people still find those beef burgers appetizing after all those roastie threads? that is one way of bad publicity
>>24127961
>roasties
>getting the last word
lel
>>24127953
Fuck off, redditor.
Enjoy chewing the product of a thousand dicks.
Fucking newfags all over the place ITT.
>>24128030
Actually he's right. The ignorance around female anatomy is apparent in this thread.
>>24128013
wow, no u
>never trust a post if it comes from a roast
>>24128128
no but u
>>24127953
>tucking tail and running
Or should I say
>tucking the curtains and running
>>24128102
Actually, he's not.
Fucking newreddits, stop posting.
>>24128102
Do you honestly think a vagina will be the same after taking an 8 inch dick >100 times? Do you have any idea how promiscuous the modern woman is? The average woman nowadays has taken at least one huge cock, and the normal cock is considered tiny due to these shifting baselines. Feminism is creating gaping holes in women we will never be able to fill, and we will be mocked for our inadequacy.
>>24128252
What's the difference between having the same dick over and over and having a different 8 inch dick every year or so? You really think two different dicks will change the shape of a vagina if they are basically the same? I don't think you do. I think you just resent other people having sex.
>>24123457
That's great, Bateman, but check these dubs.
>>24128449
It's repeated pounding with large cock, regardless of owner, that will turn a pussy into a full on roastie. Then the rest of us with average-sized dicks will never be able to compare. What do you think she's going to be thinking of as you're fucking her with your 5 inch penis? How great you are in bed? No, she'll be thinking of Chad and his 8 inch dick, stretching her and filling her.
That's why you should never date a roastie slut.
skin doesn't change from repeated stretching you nerds
roasties are natural
>>24121562
It's a trap on HRT you retard.
>>24128634
Incorrect. The labia, do not come from the inside of the vagina. They are not "fucked" by the penis. The walls of the vagina remain inside the vagina.
>>24129438
This is basic information dude.
Why doesn't she just cut it off?
>>24129491
I suppose we could circumcise girls at birth, but we are just now getting away from that barbaric ritual.
>>24123457
You might be the biggest faggot on 4chan.
Like, chris-chan would think you're a faggot
>>24123772
Vaseline is also from petroleum, but it doesn't clog pores.
Go be retarded elsewhere
>>24129577
Cutting off unneeded excess skin is cutting off unneeded excess skin. do you think tummy tucks or breast reductions are barbaric too?
>>24123457
thanks for the fucking blogpost, nigger
>>24131012
Who decides it's unneeded? If it's genital skin and has nerve endings it could be a source of physical pleasure for her. Why cut it off?
>>24127805
>99% of women are born with it
Holy shit you're just as stupid as the people claiming it is exclusively from sex.
