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Today is my birthday. im 22. will a femanon record "I'm
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Today is my birthday. im 22.

will a femanon record "I'm a huge slut and I don't belong on this board." for me? It's all I want for my birthday.
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That's actually really funny to me. If I get home and your thread is still up I'll do it in a silly voice.
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>tfw too masculine voice
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>>24121339
record via phone you whore

>>24121387
do it anyway
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>>24121447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yd2xf7P8GU
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>>24121589
>whispering

at least you tried
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>>24121447
>rude
No recording for you
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>>24121755
please do it anyway, whore
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>>24121252
I only aim to please.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j2CGrxrMJm
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>>24121820
t-too cute
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>>24121820
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j2CGrxrMJm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
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>>24121870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MF2iNMdGEj
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>>24122017
BEGONE FOUL SUCCUBUS THIS BOARD IS NOT FOR SUCH VILE CREATURES SUCH AS YOURSELF
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>>24122077
lol
I feed off such responses
at least I'm not a normie or a newfag
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>>24121589
>>24121820
Top kek! I luv u bitches! With those voices you have to be alphas.
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>>24122143
girls can't be alphas
retard
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>>24122107
Girls can not be robots.
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>>24122107
You don't sound very cute tttt
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>2015
>liking women
why do robots pretend to like women?
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>>24122318
I already know this. Did I claim otherwise?

>>24122346
I don't really care. I just was offering my services to an anon.
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>>24122492
>at least I'm not a normie or a newfag

Gee, I don't know
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>>24122017
Laughed pretty hard desu, congrats, you've earned your place
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>>24121252
hey anon thats what i was drinking when I was still an alcoholic in his cups. Im sorry you cant afford anything else. Happy birthday
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~Happy Birthday Anon~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00g1NdQ17Um
<3
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>>24122525
She's not going to fuck you.
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>>24122525
If you did really laugh at that please leave

If you're just saying you laughed at it to appease a femanon please leave
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>>24122599
qt voice, you sound really qt
kik or skype?
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>>24122702
Well shit, I did laugh, but women are fucking gross anyway so appeasing femanons is autistic
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>>24122869
>you've earned your place

Are you autistic? If yes you can stay
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>>24122869
If you're just saying women are fucking gross to appease a robot please leave
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO AND IM ALSO TURNING 22!!!

hows it going bud? I'm spending it with my family drinking frangelico and eating ravioli.
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>>24122702
>>24122947
I giggled softly on the inside and I am not op
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>>24122981
im staying home alone talking to robots and about to start drinking the vodka from my OP.

later i will watch walking dead while i am drunk with my mom and brother and annoy people online
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>>24121820
this makes me feel uneasy because you sound like a 10 year old (no offense)
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looks like Stacy already delivered. Is there still room for silly Sally?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GhH9lKiyvR
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>>24123118
NO
0
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>>24123118
there is room in my pepe folder for that image
*swipe*
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>>24123164
hey you used a 0 instead of an O I hope you don't seriously believe you're getting away with that mischievousness.

>>24123224
fucc u did NOT just download my pepe without my permission you little shit. I'm calling the frog police prepare to get rektum rekt.
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>>24123304
>pepe holding feels guy hostage.jpg
*swipe*
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>>24123358
bastard you are 6 goyshillion years too early to be swiping pepes off ME. *unsheathes katana*

prepare to get korosu'd fagglet.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uyeA0O9n0Q
pay attenshun 2 me
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>>24123304
>2014+1
>I'm calling the frog police
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>>24123434
*swipe*

>>24123922
*swipe*

SOMEBODY STAHP MEH
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