Why haven't you gone bisexual yet, r9k?
Some objective benefits of joining the bi master race:
>The dating pool is twice as large
>You can seamlessly switch between "gay" and "straight," depending on which one is more convenient for you at the time
>Your love for others is a purer and more innocent one, as you are able to fall in love with the PERSON and not just their genitals
>There are a lot of great bisexual role models, like Prince Oberyn Martell from Game of Thrones
>You will get all the benefits of being a girl's "gay friend" while ALSO getting to have sex with her
What's particularly tragic is that so many robots out there are lonely. What if there were a way to decrease your chances of loneliness? Wouldn't that be wonderful?
Well there IS an answer: go bisexual and never look back. There are so many lonely boy and girl robots on this board to choose from... if only you would take the step.
I already am bisexual, master race reporting in.
>>24120822
I'm getting there anon. I'm not there yet, but in the near future if another guy came up to me and wanted to start a relationship, i'd probably accept it.
>>24120822
>tfw already bisexual without having to try
>tfw still a robot so no one wants me
>tfw have failed with all potential partners
Because either way nobody is going to want me.
If you're a black beta, you're doomed.
>There are a lot of great bisexual role models, like Prince Oberyn Martell from Game of Thrones
You're REALLY reaching with that one man.
Because I'm not attracted to men...
>>24120888
This desu senpai. No one wants an ugly selfish asshole.
>>24120822
Bisexual = neither gay men nor any kind of women are interested in you
Bisexual men really have by far the lowest sexual market value. Just like bisexual women have the highest sexual market value
I love how gay /r9k/ is becoming. It's happening so rapidly. This is amazing. Only a matter of time before we start having cuddle dates.
>>24120822
>There are a lot of great bisexual role models, like Prince Oberyn Martell from Game of Thrones
kek
>>24120963
I dunno how i feel about it. It's 2fast4me amigo. And i just cant get over only liking feminine features. Masculinity just doesnt appeal to me
>become bi
>"Oh, people harass you because you're gay? Well, why not just become straight!"
>>24120822
Wow, there is so much wrong there.
>Twice as large dating pool
Umm no. You're on r9k so youre a man. Gay men are a small minority. Gay men also generally don't like bisexuals. Why? Because most gay men have dated one at some point. And y'know how that typically ends? Getting cheated on or dumped because the bi person isn't actually interested in men; they just like the idea of having options. Bisexuals are the worst. Someone can like two flavors of ice cream, but no one can like both flavors equally. You need to choose a favorite and stick to it. Sure, you're free to try other flavors. But you can't say you like both equally, because if you do decide to only have one flavor for the rest of your life, guess what, you don't really like both flavors. You like the one more than the other.
>>24121028
It'll happen eventually, just keep using 4chan. In 2006 I was a straight boy closing pools at habbo and posting admiral ackbar. In 2009 I was browsing trap threads. In 2012 I was browsing gay threads. Now I'm more homo than straight, and I like strong muscular hairy men more than floppy weak smelly women.browse /d/ if you want things to go faster
>>24121123
I dunno man. I just want to like girls, i feel weird looking at twinks and femboys and feeling kinds turned on.
>>24120822
Man, I have high standards for women. For me to get it on with guys will probably require that guy to be REALLY feminine and good looking, with nice hygiene.
>>24121159
Just stop thinking it's so scary and enjoy it senpai
>>24120822
I love cock, but hate men otherwise. I guess I am, but am not attracted to men...weird.
>>24121298
Eh, until one of these qt boys comes to me, i'm just gonna keep it a fetish and not expand on it further. Sorry compadre, masculinity is too much. I'm already a burly guy, it just doesnt work in my head
Heterosexual male here, can I make myself bisexual? I'm kind of into traps, but I've watched gay porn and it did nothing for me.
Bisexual is just another way of saying you're a faggot and need to go back to /lgbt/
>>24121362
twinks and femboys like burly guys.
they won't come to you unless you give them a reason to, btw.
because i dont want to suck cock
>>24120822
I love it when Tumblr invades.
"Sexuality is a choice!"
Oh wait, no I don't. Nobody does. Fuck off.
>>24121429
You're confused. Sexuality is a choice. SJWs think it's something you're born with rigidly. Are you retarded? why do you think SJWs are like "he can't be straight if he wants to be he was BORN THAT WAY"
Looks like you agree with tumblr's views.
>>24121379
No you cannot.
See >>24121429
>>24121405
Well, seems like a scary step, but you're right. I've never had any luck with girls, maybe i was just meant to have a qt sissy instead
I already have. I'm a 6.5-7/10, and I prefer women, but if I can't find a girl to hook up with at a bar or I'm just tired of trying, I pound the shit out of a qt3.14 twink on Grindr. I literally have not had a period longer than two days in which I haven't had sex in the past year.
>>24121405
I'm 19 and semi-twinky, but I have really low bodyfat and a bit of muscle, but I only weigh 145 and I'm 5'11". You're somewhat right imo, I'd say that lots of twinks/femboys are down to hook up with me though, maybe 60% in my experience.
>>24120822
>What's particularly tragic is that so many robots out there are lonely. What if there were a way to decrease your chances of loneliness? Wouldn't that be wonderful?
i would rather cutt my own dick than to get one in the ass
>>24121681
You don't have to get a dick in the ass, you can just be a top m8
>>24121517
Wow hello tumblr. I am living proof that you can choose to be bi, and there are many more just like me in this board.
>>24121759
then what is the point of being gay or bi if you're the one that always give the D ?
just buy a fucking sex toy
>>24120961
>>24121110
Why should I care if some gay men and some straight women are turned off by bisexual guys? I *still* have way more options than before. My dating pool is STILL larger than you straight-fags and gay-fags out there.
I'm bi and lonely. Now what?
>>24121159
>feels weird that looking at twinks and femboys turns me on
Why? Maybe you need to explore this some more. Go check out /hm/ and see what kinds of guys appeal to you. I guarantee you that you are at least a LITTLE gay. Maybe not a Kinsey 2 like me, but probably at least a Kinsey 1.
Don't close the door on love, Anon.
>>24121889
Congrats. You have more chances at getting stds and having some other person fuck you over in some way. Have fun living your life of normality. You will never understand how rewarding a life of wizardry is.
>>24121110
>bitter gay fag who got dumped by a member of the master race
be jelly
>>24121943
an actually wizard wouldn't be this butthurt and whine this much.
You're just an incel loser :^)
>>24121110
u jelly m8 burn m8
>>24121938
Well, i dont know about love but the lust is there. I guess i'll take a look though, it's not like i'm exactly a hit with the ladies
>>24120963
>>24121123
I'm with you, Anon.
2 years ago I would have said that I have zero gay thoughts. I would have adamantly insisted that I was 100% straight, and honestly that's how I felt.
But then anal play and 4chan exposed me to trap threads... and gay threads... and anal play threads... and eventually I realized that I liked looking at stuff on /hm/ more than trap threads on /r9k/. I'm pretty sure the "boobs and dick on the same person" attraction is primarily a heterosexual thing.
No, I definitely like masculine men; I'm kind of picky, but the feelings are still there.
>>24120822
BECAUSE THE DATING WEBSITES ARE FULL OF TUMBLRINAS WHO WANT LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS.
I just want friends with benefits, but I'll have to settle for fat chicks who want their boyfriend to watch.
We are men.
We can fuck everything.
Don't forget the ancient ones. Romans and greeks knew this truth.
But there is no thing as homo or bisexuality. It's a relativity new concept.
We, men, can fuck everything. But that doesn't mean that you have to marry a man.
Fuck twinks, fuck girls, fuck whatever you want.
We're sexual conquerors.
>>24120822
>>24120873
reporting in. Sucks that for me 2x0 is still 0.
>You can seamlessly switch between "gay" and "straight," depending on which one is more convenient for you at the time
so what other peoples emotions and feelings don't matter? you just do to them what chads and stacies do to use because its convenient for you at the time?
thats fucking disgusting regardless or women or men
this sorta shit OP is why people hate people who claim to be bi and whatnot.
and yeah i know go back to reddit ect
>>24122464
bitter gaybot who was burned by bi-master race detected
Bi-boy nzfag reporting, tfw no cuteboy to cuddle and watch stuff with
>>24122524
non-bis are roaches tbqh senpai
>>24122464
>so what other peoples emotions and feelings don't matter?
Not bi, but yes
>>24122788
That meme man scares me tbqhwyf, hold me ~~ x__x
>>24122821
are you afraid little boy?
>>24122871
UGHHHHHHH GET OUT MEAN MAN
I'm bicurious but my standards for men are way too high, I can't even tolerate facial hair.
>>24122902
come to daddy
>>24120822
Switch between gay and straight. That's funny op. I sleep with men but I'm still straight guys!
>>24122929
When you get a irl bf, your standards will change as you grow together
>>24122951
!! NOOOO... ATTTTRAAACCCKKK !!
>>24120822
This is disgusting... Man the fuck up!
>>24121846
You can also frot which anyone with foreskin will tell you is one of the hottest things ever.
>>24122902
>>24123014
stop confusing me with these cute boys anon
>>24123056
Its a bait and switch to trick you into being my bf
>>24123086
>tfw it's working
>tfw I was the roach all along
>>24122958
I doubt I'd ever be able to get over something like that though, even if I did girls are still more attractive by a large margin. The best I could hope for is a brief romance with a cuteboy until he starts looking like a normal dude.
>>24123154
It starts like that anon, not to say ull end up falling in love with a hairy bear but i think alot of us can say we went from
Traps > femboys > cuteboys > boys > general males
>>24123144
Can i see your ankles bby?
>>24123258
I'm at femboys. I'd like to stay right there.
>>24123283
haha y-you too
>>24123258
>tfw on boys border lining on general males
I'd be fine with a general male if he took care of me
>>24123334
Pls stop being cute im falling in love
>>24123353
Same here anon, i really just want to find an average looking slightly non autist robot that we can spurg our way into a relationship
>>24123258
I won't say you're wrong, but I'd be surprised if my taste changed that drastically, I'm not even attracted to most twinks because they look too boyish.
>>24123312
Same lol.
>>24121379
If you're into hypnosis yes.
>>24123387
>tfw turning the tables
>>24123538
>tfw you wont take me alive
>>24123441
>average looking
>non
-autist
that's not a robot.
I'm not a degenerate
actually the dating pool only grows by maybe 10%. You can only count bi/gay people of your gender. And you're probably bound to lose some of both gender by being bi. So it doesn't grow very much.
>>24123441
i just want an average looking autist that isn't too hairy to sperg our way into a relationship
>>24123937
Sure it is, /r9k/ is qtier than they let on
>>24123966
It's guaranteed sex unless you have standards though, that's the difference between bi and straight.
>>24120822
The only real perk I've noticed is that, as an extremely right-wing person, I get to pull the "I'm not straight" card when in I'm accused of being a hateful shitlord in political debates. I'm just in it for the triggering of others.
Is any bibots Aus\NZ?
Tfw no 11/10 trap waifu
>>24120822
I feel like I could be situationally bi depending on the guy.
>>24120822
I just genuinely don't like the male body structure. I couldn't even love a convincing trap because I'm in the rare boat that thinks vaginas look beautiful.
I'm fucked.
>>24124393
Innies>good cock>bad cock> outies
in terms of aesthetics, my friend
>>24120822
>tfw bi
>tfw still alone
orientation hardly matters if you can't look people in the eye
also, some girls will refuse to date you because faggot and a lot of gays hate bisexuals
Who /gay4ray/?
Cheese
>>24123917
>tfw no cute boy corpse
>>24124419
I even think natural outies look better than ANY cock.
Of course there are exceptions, like nasty legit blown out whore pussy, but I just don't know ANYTHING that I find even mildly appealing about males.
>>24124448
How does this person come up so much?
>>24120822
>The dating pool is twice as large
Not true.
Only slightly larger because strait guys probably won't date you.
>>24124448
id suck his/her dick, looks tasty
>>24124468
Tfw no bf to kill me then throat fuck my corpse
>>24124663
w-where you at
>>24124691
NZ :\\ wer u bae
I have. Exclusive with another bi guy. It's nice.
>>24124883
>monogamous
life is for fun
>>24124913
kill yourself literally desu senpai baka
>>24124913
We might try other people together. But we're risk averse and don't want herpes.
>>24124953
no thanks that'd stop the fun :^)
>tfw hipster since grade school and kinda going reeeee about my sexuality becoming more mainstream
Anyone in Minnesota looking to experiment with a wholesome gay couple?
> why haven't you changed your biology
Maybe I'm born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
>>24125060
Hipster isn't a sexuality.
>>24125060
Its fuggn awesome tho anon, men and boys fucking is objectively amazing
>>24125122
pls no pedo
Men should only fuck other men.
>>24120914
I like cute black guys :3
Are you like an obese neckbeard or something?
Here's a nice thread for you bifags to enjoy:
>>>/hm/1244847
>>24120917
How about Captain Jack Harkness?
Doctor Who was way more fun with Rusty in charge. Moffat is a tryhard.
>>24125213
Ikr cute fem black boys are amazing
>>24125274
Ty anon but its not cozy for us robots for /hm/ is chad central
>>24125183
I ment men fucking boys like me, not children
>>24125511
Oh, ok. That's good then. I feel weird every time someone refers to me as a man. I think of men as bumbling trainwrecks who can't feed themselves.
>>24125511
shotas are cute tbqh though
>>24125566
I liked that when I was still like 17. Makes me feel gross at 26. I probably wouldn't fuck an 18-year-old if given the chance. I'd just want to cuddle him and steer him away from destructive behavior.
>>24125566
Hmmmm yea but it makes me uncomfortable finding drawings of kids attractive so i force myself to not
Tfw cute is attractive
>>24125705
I'd fool around with a cute preteen desu.
>tfw 22
>>24125765
Ples dont get thread delete, pics
>>24125798
I don't understand desuwa.
>>24125849
I can pretend to be your preteen sh0ta boy ;]
>>24125909
okay anon-kun
