Why are normies and Chads so terrible at giving advice? Shouldn't they be able to give the best advice since they managed to "make it"?
>>24120506
That's like asking a woman about advice on how to deal with women. Never works.
Try /adv/ a couple of times. But instead of giving me advice they only told me what I already knew: that I'm creepy, a loser and need to get my shit together etc.
>Man, I think that mother's children are adorable
>"Hi, I just wanted to say how cute your kids look"
>911
>cuff'd
>sex offenders list
this also goes with complementing any woman
Why would people who are able to naturally achieve everything you cannot actually be able to explain it in a manner you could actually use?
By literally "being themselves" they have achieved in life. They pointed themselves in various directions in life and everything fell into place accordingly. You can't offer advice about any of this to an abnormie.
They never faced the challenges when it comes to those things, so they can't give you any advice. For them, it is just natural. This is why you hear "just be yourself" so many times.
>>24120506
i always get stuck on step 1
>>24120506
They literally do not think the same way as we do, we can never become them because we are hardwired differently.
>It comes naturally to them, so they never have to analyze their step by step procedure for any of it; to them, their entire process is "I dunno I jus do it and it happens lol"
>Their end goal in giving advice isn't to help you, it's to make them feel good about themselves by stroking their messiah compelx
>"jus do it and it'll happen lol" is easier to say than actually analyzing their process, and it gives the same desired result
That's why.
>>24120506
They always miss the step practice and fail because it was so long ago. When we were busy playing videogames they were busy failing and being in our state. Now that they've practiced a lot they've gotten the hang of things and are winning.
>>24120506
TWO WOOOOOORLDSSSS
ONE FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>24120794
Same here, bruh.
>>24120894
This reminds me of the PUA bullshit. 99% of the people who talk about PUA are 8+ guys who are secretly competing each other in who fucks most qt by pretending to show robots how it is done
>>24120506
What's the alternative? You wouldn't ask a robot for advice on talking to people, would you?
>>24120506
maybe the problem is that you're so fucking stupid, you're not worth giving any sort of meaningful advice to?
because the shit you are referring to is actually extremely effective for other superior normies like me.
>>24121283
you ask those who are experienced in influencing others, not normalfags.
that's why speech classes exist
>>24121283
you ask a former robot, which is very rare. or you analyze and research the situation yourself. normie advice is most of the time completely useless
>>24120506
But literally the only thing stopping you from doing something is yourself. You're just worried about the consequences which Chads are not.
>>24120506
It's luck. Life is all luck when it comes down to it. They were a robot but had a lucky encounter and are no longer robots. Like me, I had no friends until I luckily found a group that I could be friends with and they happened to luckily like me as well.
I'm not sure if I'm a normie, but I've been here since 2006-7. I'm 26 and banged over 40 women. Ama me anything
>>24120506
Because they mostly make it through dumb luck and factors completely outside of their control and their attempts at "advice" are mostly exercises in justworlding their own good fortune
>>24122347
>shitty normie advice, the post
normies universally confuse cause with effect in exactly this way
>>24120506
In regards to social situations:
They give poor advice, not because of ill-will, but because of ignorance to the robot's condition.
A normalfag is innately attuned to grasping social rules and nuances, and thus, a normalfag only has to "act"
A robot, for whatever reason, does not have the natural ability to be social. A robot, in a social situation, has to "think, then act"
Normalfags don't know this, and give poor advice, only out of ignorance.
>>24122553
alright tell me exactly why you THINK you can't just walk up to that girl and ask her out/for number/etc.?
>>24120506
because they never in their lives had trouble being around others. They have no experience of rejection, self loathing and anxiety. So they genuinely believe "being yourself" - aka 'being them" is the most reasonable solution to a problem.
>>24122618
I literally have gotten harassed by security and asked to leave the area the two times I tried it
>>24122506
I offer advice, nobody takes up my offer, yet you robots think normies don't give good advice. Here's my general advice, think about what you say before you autistically spew sit everywhere. Dress in regular people clothes, no fedoras or metallica t shirts. It's a start
Normals are ignorant, and usually tend to ignore "cause" when they give advice, thinking only of the "effect".
>>24120506
Here ya go.
It's a long read, but it answers your question in great detail.
>>24122724
but you still did it, correct?
I said you can do (almost) anything, but that doesn't mean there aren't consequences.
What good advice has a socially incompetent loser ever given to other socially incompetent losers?
>>24120506
It isn't that the advice is terrific: it works for them. It just doesn't work for the like of us.
You should try to find advices from people who were losers but managed to make it back into the rat race and are now happily running in the wheel like good rats until the day they die.
If you're a Cyborg, the Well Cultured Anonymous is a must read.
If you're a Robot, COPING: A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR PEOPLE WITH ASPERGER SYNDROME will explain the basis of human interaction.
If you're a Wizard, read both or go to the Akashic records and ask for advices from your astral inner penguin.
>>24122794
>"yeah you'll fail but technically it's physically possible for you to try!"
Jesus, get out of here you useless idiot. You act like the difference between me and Chad is that I fear consequences when in fact the difference is that Chad doesn't face consequences like I do.
I can't just b myself
>>24122895
>I can't just b myself
Yeah, you can. You might end up alone but you can still b urself :^)
This isn't rocket science, familia
>>24122941
I hope you get shingles.
>>24122470
this. the only reason that people speak english and can understand each other on 4chan, and proceed to whine systematically and routinely, is all dumb luck and factors outside their control. i just randomly learned how to shitpost one day and randomly do the same thing every day now. my dumb luck somehow still threw a girlfriend at me who by sheer chance comes over to my place (how does she know where i live? its just luck i think) all the time and we magically figure out how to talk and have sex. what a crazy mysterious world. must be fucking aliens or something.
>>24123018
never had chicken pox tho. Probably because I'm always myself
>>24120506
no. they made it because they never faced adversity.
>>24123095
wrong. if you faced adversity you are a filthy normie. i bet you even use the toilet.
robots have never talked to anyone and have never had responsibilities. if you're not completely comfy, you might just be a failed normie.
Let's see:
Well most normies are successful without even trying, right? Geniuses in subjects are horrible teachers, because they understand everything immediately without taking any steps.
Or the other possibility, that external factors determine everything. It could be possible that "just b urself" is the right way to go about getting a gf overall, but looks are really the only thing that matter. I mean in my experience (observing, I'm a hkv), most women have no idea what the fuck guys are talking about. They just pick the ones who SEEM funny, smart, etc to OTHERS. I'd say maybe "fake it till you make it" is a better phrase to go by, as I've seen guys completely fuck up basic java methods in 400 level courses and girls will still go OMG SOOOO SMART CHAD
>>24123299
if it seems to you that only looks matter, you're as vapid as can be.
>>24123076
thanks for the rare pepe famb
>>24123352
>notice other people are mostly shallw
>"w-well anon you must just be shallow!"
normiepostin'
Wasn't Zyzz a former robot that achieved Chad status? Didn't he give out advice?
>>24122783
WELL THAT WAS A VERY DEPRESSING READ
>>24124797
he roided up. anybody can get that body with roids. he's lucky he died when he did because he would become an anti hero after he stopped roiding up all the time and started looking terrible
>>24122737
Your first post is shitty humble bragging your second post is shitty bait
Throw yourself in a toilet cus you're 100% shit
>>24124797
>6'2
>Regularly talked to girls
>wasn't a virgin
Was a normie who became chad
We have no incentive to explain it. Robots are shit at listening anyway and will sperg at every piece of advice you give them.
Also, if I say anything honest about women, you'll just go be a white knight and tell all the women around you that I'm a sexist so that you'll seem like a nice guy.
>>24125338
By that logic, if you put in a Zyzz level of effort can a robot become a normie?
>>24120506
>Why are normies and Chads so terrible at giving advice? Shouldn't they be able to give the best advice since they managed to "make it"?
That's absurd. They didn't "make it" they were already there. It's the reason why all their advice sounds so fucking stupid. It's like a rich kid telling you the best way to make money is to take it out of your trust fund. It just doesn't apply to you.
>>24125389
This post screams
>I come from reddit
Lurk more before posting
>>24120506
BETA UPRISING WHEN ????
>>24125447
> It's like a rich kid telling you the best way to make money
> is to take it out of your trust fund
/thread/
>>24125474
simply epic :) upvoted
>>24122737
You're so egoistical and in need of attention that you have to come here to brag and offer 'advice', and you had to reply to yourself because nobody cares about what you have to say.
Hopefully you'll realise what you're doing and eventually right your course. Also, get the fuck out.
>>24120506
I give good advice all the time and all I ever get form you NEETs is vitriol and arguments. You shoot down any advice given because every road that leads out of your depression requires hard work and self-management when you'd rather wallow in self pity.
Normie advice would work eventually if you tried bettering yourself but you treat everything they say like a shallow catchphrase and scoff that it couldn't ever be "that simple". And then you go back to fapping to tentacle porn and hentai games.
You also distrust them innately because you're petty.
>>24125616
this. better than I could have put it
Normies and Chads are pretty good at giving advice. Robots are terrible at taking it though.
>reeeeeeeeeee
>it will never work so why bother
>fuck you I'm much smarter than you so I know
Seriously, as a former robot, I would know pretty well how some of you think. And yet you're adamantly refusing to hear anything you don't want to hear.
>>24125616
Just had to take a shot at the end.
>>24120894
>>24120506
>>24120794
>>24122553
>>24122715
The problem here is that you are just trying to force a conversation so you have nothing to say. This is like going to a random thread on /sci/ with limited knowledge in science and thinking of something to say. You are all severely stupid.
>>24125993
People with low self esteem have a need to put others down. Looks like you have low self esteem.
>>24125616
Your best advice is nothing that we didn't know already.
Everybody in here knows what they to do in order to get attention from bitches
>Get ripped
>Have money
>Have a big social circle
This shit ain't rocket science, but hear me out on this.
Why do it? Why wpuld you go through all that shit?
To get a girl? Ok you got the girl, now what you're still the same you changed your life on the outside but you still are the same on the inside.
You still are a lost sheep afraid of yourself and others, you know your only purpose is to work hard, get money and give that money back to the system, and for what?
You are alone anyway no amount of money will change that, you lost a lot of experiences that you should have been through during your formative years.
Most posters don't improve because they see no reason to do it, they are lost just like everybody else in this rotten carcas we call "society"
But you can't see that because you can't get your head out of your own ass and use the empathy you fuckers like boasting about
>>24125688
>>24125903
Your holier-than -thou attitude and your short temper makes you an awful counselour. If you gonna act like Jesus 2.0 at least make the effort to act like the man.
>>24126146
sounds like how to get a young bimbo not a woman. and i thinks hes just sayin dont be such a petty bitter fuck and put some genuine effort into something, sometime.
>>24120506
It's a spell or a curse that made you a robot, OP normies do it naturally no one thought them how to do it they just did it. that's why i always shake my head when someone tries to "teach" someone else to be a normie, because in the end you will always be a robot or at most a cyborg.
>>24126266
Is that the best answer you can throw some ad hom and assumptions
>>24120506
how could you expect someone who dosint understand you at all to give you actual good advice
>>24126146
>gets told he shouldn't be so angry and dismissive
>responds by being angry and dismissive
>>24126722
So he was merely disobedient.
