Most of these "choose a waifu" threads feature a bunch of fucking Stacies.
Let's lower our standards and get a little weird.
Choose a freak waifu, /r9k/.
The Vipress, hands down.
>>24120101
bellevue venus
>dat stipend
hell yea senpai, living the good life
>>24120101
The Vipress sounds pretty good and badass desu.
Too bad women like these don't exist and they are all hypergamous submissive whores for 50 shades of Chad.
>>24120101
The black midget
>>24120101
The Vipress is the only remotely attractive one.
I'd choose none because your options are shit.
>>24120267
That's part of the point, it's isn't very interesting if it's all wonderful shit- you have to choose the least horrible compromise.
OP here again... I forgot to add the last alternative:
Kyler - The twink
Age: 19
Affectation: male
>equal core male traits to yours
>caring
>playful
>will clean your house and cook for you
>is vegan and will cook only vegan food
>fine about gayjokes
>racist, misogynist and conservative
>brings a second male income to the household
>>24120364
If you're me, the OP, then how'd you bump my thread you revolting cocksucker?
I am rather mad.
>>24120309
But if they don't make my dick hard, I'd rather just fap.
I'd shoot myself in the head before I fucked the first three or the last one.
You went too far, OP.
>>24120101
I'd have squirt sex with the diva
>>24120421
Maybe it's too slanted towards the most sexual options, The Vipress and The Diva.
Didn't expect that with how much this board "hates" sluts.
>>24120101
Bellevue
Would just play guitar with her and write some neat songs, don't even care about the stipend desu
>>24120958
>Would just play guitar with her and write some neat songs
That's pretty cute, anon.
>>24120101
I think the only one I could be around without constantly making fun of would be Sinestra
The others are full on genetic freaks and like lol.
>>24120101
Bellevue.
>do nothing but play vidya
>do nothing but lie around
>wait for her to commit suicide
>live off the money
>life has never been better
>>24121098
She's pretty cool as long as you can keep her from eating cats and shit.
>>24121087
>wait for her to commit suicide
>live off the money
Cold as ice, anon.
