>a group of wild drunken youths with knives appears
what do?
Pull down pants and let them stab my anus
Use a gun to kill them
Yell allahu akbar and have my brethern surround them immediately
>>24118972
Isn't that a gun in the hand of the guy in the middle?
>>24118972
shoot them
duh
>>24118972
Ask them to line up and pose menacingly so I can take a picture.
Shoot them with my gun.
>>24118972
Cool now I don't need to do this myself.
>>24118972
Run. That's what you learn at Kraf Maga.
outrun the drunken morons.
>>24118972
Check if I brought my garden knife with me.
Yes: draw, shout like a madman and swing with abandon and pray I'm too high on adrenaline to feel any attacks and that they come to their senses after the first few chops before I'm mortally wounded.
No: Look around for something that I can use as a shield and hold out until they find an easier target.
I run away because I'm definitely faster than them.
>>24119536
sure thing fat boy
>>24119010
Amerifag here. Feels good :^)
>>24119554
My BMI is under 20.
>>24119594
of course it is buddy
>>24119707
Nice attempt at fishing for pics senpai. It's not going to happen. I get enough validation from my bf.
>>24119593
>clapthugs using knives
Theyz gunna pop a cap on yo' ass crackah
>>24119778
w@t?
Report them to the sharia police. Being drunk is haram.
>>24118972
Why does this remind me of dragon quest?
>youths
What is this, Salon magazine? On this website we call 'em NIGGERS.
>2015
>Not carrying a longsword
It's like you want to be killed by Saracens
>>24118972
Tell em to get a life and bin those knives!
Cast ice barrage and teleport
>>24120694
god damn mages. melee like a man
mace the shit out of them
*unsheates twin katanas*
Your time is up...
>>24119055
this
or else i run as im not a faggot who tries to act tough on an anonymous image board.
also my country hasnt legalised guns.
>>24121658
Any weeb knows katanas were not duel wielded. They were paired with a wakizashi.
