ITT: Write a letter to someone you know who browses this board
Dear video games
I can't tell if you're getting unimaginably worse or if I'm just growing up.
Dear future me,
stop it and shut the fuck up
Dear GM,
Stop reading my fucking post and making fun of me.
;_;
Dear MA,
I really wish you hadn't changed. I wish I could go back in time to a few months ago.
Even now I can't stop thinking about your voice and that grin you'd always make before making a really dumb joke.
I'll always be yours even though you don't want me anymore
Dear jelqshill, please come back.
>>24118748
Dear B,
Just fuck me, you sexually inexperienced slut.
D
Dear fucktard I hang out with at school
You're a fucking asshole and I think it's horrid that you cheated on your former gf and pretty much forced her to end the relationship, cause that's why you did it. She's a nice innocent girl she didn't deserve that shit, oh and you're a fucking normie. I've heard you call people normies as if you're a robot yet you have a gf you go out so many nights and you're the epitome of chad. It's almost like you're mentally retarded. Oh and your music style sucks.
Sorry g, pity I didn't appreciate you when I had you.
S
>>24118748
>>24119060
Not growing up, just becoming self-conscious over how you spend your time. People often turn into busy-body maniacs who want to be constantly fulfilled otherwise their peers (or themselves) will see them as worthless.
You are constantly reminded that you need to enter society and build up some kind of identity or lifestyle. This is why many people in the gaming industry still game. Plenty of adults still play video games or started playing games in adulthood. It all has to do with how you view yourself and value your time, sure, but it doesn't apply to anyone who gets older.
To the people I've been associating with lately
You make me look fucking sane, I can't believe half of the bullshit going on with you. I originally just started this because I was incredibly bored while alone every night, but honestly the last few months have really fucked with me. I think about going away but always come back to you cunts. I'm tired of wasting my time trying to connect to people who don't give a shit about me. Other things are happening in my life that would have only made me happy a few months ago but now I don't even have any interest.
See you fuckers soon
>>24118217
Dear N,
ur a kek
-A
M
I like talking to you, but it's pretty fucking confusing. It seems most of the time like you don't give a shit, but then you tell me that you like talking to me and that I'm one of the only people who makes good conversation. I feel like we clicked but it doesn't matter and we'll probably stop talking because you're spaced out all the time or you only want to talk about your depression and it bothers you when I try to give you any advice.
E
Probably wouldn't see this. I guess you wanted to talk to me because you thought I was hot. I started trying to talk to you like that's not the case and just totally dry up your vagina like a salt tampon. I guess I just can't do it. I'm already calling it that I never talk to you again. It's like my standards are very high and I want to be with attractive girls, but I have to face the fact that attractive girls will never be anything like me.
V
You could say you cared a million times when it was useful for you, but you wouldn't have blinked if I had actually died. You can't keep calling me a psychopath for hating you after you used me and threw me out like the trash.
Dear T,
Good luck with your date. I do want you to leave this board though, fucking normie.
r-ree
Sincerely, D.
>>24119718
>feel like i might be M
a-are you? do we talk on steam?
>>24119923
>do we talk on steam?
no
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
To Dylan from Michigan
I browse 4chan, too!
Signed, Heather
Learn how to quit talking in memes when we're in class. That shit gets really old.
yo j-dawg, I know you out there senpai, message me if you get this.
>tfw you guys are too far away to hang out
- <3 Z
dear eggman
i want to be friends with you so badly.
signed, every robot on /r9k/
>>24120176
I offered to hang out with him and he ignored me because I don't have a vagina.
to d
iloveyou
love a
>>24120331
ily 2 bae
>>24120331
maybe you should tell her that directly and then she'll leave her bf for you
>>24120331
>to D
>mfw D
>mfw nobody called A could possibly love me
Thanks for shattering my dreams A, you fuck.
>>24120006
ay gurl u got snapchat?
>>24120428
Dear D,
I love you so very much, I hope someday you will understand that. For now, I will stand back and watch from the sidelines while waiting for you.
Signed,
Secret Admirer
>>24120468
>tfw I'm D too and this could apply to me
>>24120485
no it couldn't you are ugly
>>24120294
Are you in Minnesota? I'm down to hang out.
Dear K
Fuck you for reporting me to the police
Good thing it was just a waste of time tho and the cop was a bro, he knows that you are fucked in the head.
Love, your old nazi pal
>>24120566
No, I live about as far away as the girl who keked him.
>>24120524
I'm actually very attractive.
Dear SF,
I don't know why I'm thinking about you so much but I really want to see you. I'm sorry for being so shy, but I just can't help feeling like this. I don't what to do, I just feel so silly sometimes.I just want to go home and talk with you all night sometimes.
S
>>24120619
u got kik bb?
>>24120625
*I don't know what to do
>>24120632
nah bae
>>24118217
Dear Kendal,
I know you browse the Chans, but don't actually know that you come to /r9k/, so I can only hope that see this:
Leave, for your own good. If you're not too far gone, leave while you can. This place eats you, and you come to hate it, but it becomes all you have. Leave this place, and find literally anything else to do. Hell, read through the Anarchist's cookbook. At least that way you learn something useful, and don't get poisoned by the concentrated hate that is 4chan and, specifically, /r9k/.
>>24120685
skype? aol? p.o. box? fax machine?
Dear Anon,
Please don't go out there and die alone. At least bring me with you. I'll stay until the end.
-Anon
J
Looks like you're finally over it
Anon
>>24120939
you're such a coward
>>24120939
I'm not. I just figured you lost interest since you don't start any conversations with me, only give short and seemingly uninterested replies most of the time, and randomly vanish while we're talking.
>>24118217
Dear Claire,
please give up on video games, you fucking casual.
- H
>>24121070
Almost all girls do this.
>tfw no C
>>24118217
Dear IA
I thought we were going to hang out today
You haven't responded to a text I sent four hours ago
I shouldn't care but I do
S
>>24121224
>Tfw you don't even have internet friends
S, S, K, G
Can one of you motherfuckers just respond if you're on, y'know just a hello back or something?
A,
I still think you're a faggot
and that you are really annoying
-P
>>24121353
I know this feel. What is it about people from here?
>>24121293
this, how the fuck do you people make friends on 4chan let alone the rest of the internet, I can't even make friends on MMO's anymore that's how fucking far gone I amwhat the fuck happened to me
>>24121403
You, much like me, have failed. Don't fight against it, embrace it. You'll feel much better.
>>24121353
Why are you doing this to yourself my friend? Practically begging for multiple people to just give you the time of day. You're better than that. If they don't want to talk to you their loss. I'm not even trying to sound like a dick but that post was pathetic. What's the point of talking to them if they don't want to talk to you? Doesn't it feel forced and fake and like you're just burdening them?
>>24121463
I'm hardly burdening anyone, I don't send multiple messages or waste my time with people. If they don't respond fine, would rather people just told me to fuck off than leave me hanging though
k,
miss you. c-can we talk again sometime?
-m
>>24121586
>tfw this could be about me
>tfw it isn't
I love you, you silly boy!
>>24121534
>would rather people just told me to fuck off than leave me hanging though
goddamn this
I'm sorry for ever showing you this stupid place that you can't seem to leave.
v
i like you
j
Dear Peter
You are a worthless sack of shit and it's no surprise that nobody loves you. You've thrown away every chance at happiness you ever got and nobody feels sorry for you anymore.
>>24121657
yeah probably not ;__;
>>24121914
Damn, what he did he do to deserve that?
>>24121936
Can you at least say who K is?Please? ;_;
>>24121975
Kaptain Khameleon
Dear newfags,
Please stop posting and lurk the fuck moar. Feel free to never go back to posting one single additional time.
-David D. Davidson
>>24121434
I can't anon, I must achieve greatness
>>24122010
You don't need others to achieve greatness. You can become a titan by yourself, with your own strength.
>>24121972
He's a pretentious asshole who refuses to take any responsibility for his actions. He revels in pity and whenever anyone actually tries to help him he finds some excuse not to accept it because he's not interested in being happy, he's interested in having as many people as possible pay attention to him.
>>24121657
same I'm gonna cry
>>24122061
Sounds like a faggot, have you told him this to his face?
>>24122061
>tfw know someone exactly like that
Is he a ginger that lives with his mom and tries to pretend he isn't gay?
>>24120566
im not
>>24120294
but Im MN too
>>24121975
no im too embarrassed
>>24122101
>Is he a ginger that lives with his mom and tries to pretend he isn't gay?
that made me smile
Hey tony
stay sober faggot also go outside more
Matt
>>24122096
I have. He uses it as fuel for his self-pity.
>>24122101
No, he's a chestnut-haired fuck who lives with his mom and pretends he isn't worthless.
>>24122145
please do it please please
>>24122170
what does he look likepost a pic
>>24122145
Please, do it, and spare that poor anon's heart from the suspense.
>>24122192
its not you, you wouldnt type like that I dont think
>>24122228
It might be me, take a chance.
>>24122145
at least post last initial
pls you've got two Ks dying over here
>>24122228
IS IT NOT OBVIOUS
>>24118217
Dear Mexia
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24122196
I don't have any pictures of him.
He's a tall guy, dark hair, white, with a pretty deep voice.
My dearest friend,
It has been a great matter of time since we last met, the way you left me has touched me forever, nothing comes close to you, I wish we never had to depart the way we had to, but... alas things happen, I hope we can meet again under different circumstances. I will never forget the way you use too look at me, your big soft blue eyes staring into mine, as we felt that nothing else mattered anymore, forgetting those around us, Dr Pavel, Smee and anyone else. No just you and me together... I hope we will meet again one day and share again what we had that day, but more incredible and special in everyway.
Your big guy
Bane
>post hundreds of times
>nobody ever recognized you
>nobody will ever care about you
>>24122390
Don't be so fucking conceited. Does anybody have a reason to care about you?
>>24120844
u shud no dhat all ready
D
I dunno if you even browse here anymore. Cutting contact was a selfish decision you asshole.
I miss you
E
>>24120844
>fax machine
Anon what have you done
>>24122538
>D
More d-tails? I'm probably not him/her but just in case...
To the robots
Thanks for making life a bit more bearable, you can be abrasive and hard to talk to sometimes, but occasionally you just show a kind of understanding I couldn't find anywhere else.
Much love friendos
>>24118217
P,
Forward me whatever emails and/or papers you've gotten. You're being a little bitch; I offered to settle this like a man and pay you, so I'd better not see a fucking subpoena with your name as plaintiff.
Sincerely,
A.
>>24121683
Fuck you for this feel, anon
>>24122708
fuck you
<3
the heart is there to confuse you because I actually hate you shit stain <3 good luck!
>>24122848
>Fucking with me
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS
Hey beth you suck. You better leave me in the will you fuckass. Seriously though I'm head over heals in love with being around you and have been since the day I saw you. I guess it's ironic the 2 groups of 2 best friends all fall in love. Whatever though, I know you won't see this but yeah I'll probably see you monday or tuesday, I want that phone.
Dear M,
I think youre a cunt for going for K while she was in a relationship with G. I hope she's stopped talking to you. Also, you can't handle your drugs, you're not deep, and you're not a writer. Do something productive for once and at least attempt to change your ways. Stop being so fucking negative about everything all the time. Once again, you're not deep or philosophical. Sometimes you're borderline Jaden Smith.
Best regards,
Dude
>>24122538
Is the last letter of your name the second letter of D?
Dear dad, please come home. I miss you.
>>24123202
your dad reads /r9k/?
Dear J,
I think you're cool as fuck I hope I see you again soon
-Anon
>>24123355
See or email?
>>24122628
Sorry D-anon, I'm trying to be vague here
>>24123151
Only if you spell it wrong
fuck you mitchell
>>24122310
its k k
>>24123794
Trying to be vague in a thread that revolves around sending vague messages to people? Hmm.
>>24120625
Whats your last initial please?
>>24124056
kc's soul has been crushed thanks senpai ;-;
>>24124056
Those are my initials
Pls who are you
>>24124490
wrong thread tbqh fampai
>>24121403
>>24121434
>>24122010
>>24122052
I know literally all of these feelings
But still wish someone would say >>24120867 to me, or I had someone to say it to. Some of us must find the strength within ourselves to wander into the night and die alone. It is a test we are (un)lucky to have received...
gdi i hate you just bc i like you dammit. fuck you for taking up so much of my mind every second of the day. and i hate knowing you're so superficial and that the things you say aren't genuine, yet taking you seriously anyway just because it feels so great.
and now you're starting to ignore me and it really feels like shit.
idk why i even befriend people when it always ends in shit.
[spoilers]BUT YOU PERSUED ME SO THAT'S WYHY THIS REALLY SUCKS BECAUSE I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING THIS AND NOW I WANT TO KMS EVEN MORE THANKS A LOT
..i still love u tho[/spoilers]
gdi i hate you just bc i like you dammit. fuck you for taking up so much of my mind every second of the day. and i hate knowing you're so superficial and that the things you say aren't genuine, yet taking you seriously anyway just because it feels so great.
and now you're starting to ignore me and it really feels like shit.
idk why i even befriend people when it always ends in shit.BUT YOU PERSUED ME SO THAT'S WYHY THIS REALLY SUCKS BECAUSE I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING THIS AND NOW I WANT TO KMS EVEN MORE THANKS A LOT
..i still love u tho
>>24124672
>>24124722
lol u retarded?
>>24124672
Whoops! You posted this on the wrong site by accident friendo! It's okay, if you delete it quick you might be able to not look as silly, then you can safely put it up on your tumblr.
And don't worry about thanking me for the reminder! Just keep this in mind the next time you're about to post and remember where it goes!
Dear C,
Please dont kill yourself, youre all i have left, youre the only person who makes me happy, if you kill yourself i will have to as well because i cant fucking live without you. please dont leave.... please..
-N
Dear E,
Happy almost birthday, I'll be celebrating it my own way.
D
MILES
MILES
YOU'RE GAY AS FUCK
SORRY FOR BEING SO DUMB
t. gay animeposter
>>24120571
whos this about?
>>24124959
Yeah, cool.
>>24124056
Is middle initial k, too?
>>24124985
Is that you S you cakeboy
>>24124755
>>24124756
inb4 too low in content
>>24125039
Yes, desu desu!
G
Why did you lie to me
I just went on to check, fuck you man
S
k
im trying to make amends! i want to talk and be friends again :( im sorry....
k
>>24125102
I figured. I can pick you out of a pack of poofters from a mile away.Are you only gonna post there like once a month dang.
>>24124672
>>24124722
If you're the person I think this is, every nice thing I ever told you was genuine. I really do try to not fill people's head with lies and false promises. I did what I thought was right. I like you as a person. I am just not attracted to you in the animal sense.
and everyone is a hypocrite. I try my best to practice what I preach but I'm not perfect. You know I acknowledged my flaws.
>>24124985
Someone really wants to get punished
credey
get off this trash forum and get back to your grind
cabron
k
fuk u
p
yeah, I'm out mang
Tomorrow, I hope you see this
>>24125320
peyton?
>>24125224
>pick you out
I'm a Konataposter, it's hardly difficult!If by "there" you mean the secret comfy circlejerk place, then it's just because posting's kinda stressful since there's so few people there.
>>24125294
Someone really wants attention because they're drunk and insecure, sorry.
>>24125271
What is the initial of your name?
>>24125322
I mean I'll see you tomorrow, stop leading me on geroge
>>24124447
you would already know senpai
>>24125368
FUCK
George I meant, sorry
>>24125350Shh no details. But yeah. You're always welcome.
Please, stop being so black and bee yourself
>>24118217
Kyle you nigger go study
-charles
>>24125271
probably not the person you think it is, but you sure scared the shit out of me.
>>24125271
Can you stop being such a stereotypical loser?
>>24125565
No. My defeatist nature runs deep. It would take a whole lifestyle change and years of therapy to reverse this way of thinking. It's learned. I really wish it were as easy as pulling myself up by my bootstraps. It's not that cut and dry.
>>24125361
My first name starts with H
>>24125540
sorry senpai, I know it probably isn't the person I thought it was but I figured I would leave that there anyway. I figure they're smart enough to figure out that I'm the type of person that would post here.
>>24125730
i'm actually relieved as shit, so np
srsly almost died
Dear soulmate,
I miss you too much. God, why the hell did it all go so wrong. I'm sorry.
I want you to know that I'm so goddamn lonely without you. I can't function properly, you're all I think about. Can't shake you out of my head. You're all I want. All I need. I should've told you I loved you when I left. I know you won't read this, I know it. I just needed to let it all out.
C
Dear LSS OP
Seriously when is new thread? You promised us a picture of the ring and I need some new fap material
>>24121987
kap-tain kaptain kaptain kaptain
kaptain khameleon
Miss you Anna, you callous bitch
somdatta this is why youre failing calc LOVE ASA AKIRA
>>24120939
Fuck I wonder if this was for me, if so, I'm not over it.
Hi Shelly, I hope you get online again.
Most esteemed Nadine:
ANSWER YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HOLY SHIT
Sincerely;
~ JR
Ryder.
I hope you're well. I heard you're still living with your parents, and that's fine I guess. Just, don't fall into the wagekek trap. That's a death sentence long term. I know it's easy for me to tell you what to do, but you should move out. Even if you keep your shitty slave job, you should at least be on your own. I think it could help you as a person.
I know we were never super close, probably because you were a neckbeard and I was young, but I miss you. I wish we had become better friends, because you're funny as fuck and are a pretty straight up dude. One of those people who doesn't play little games and manipulate. A real human being.
p.s. get off of that faggot scooter you paid way too much for.
-Jack
Hey A it's M
Dear goyim,
Give me shekels for lunch pls
-T
>>24124672
What's the initial of your first name?
>>24118748
They're definitely getting far worse.
L
I think you're really cool. I like the way you talk, the way you act, and the way you look. You don't seem too terribly interested in me though as a person, so I'm talking to other people. You're running out of time to show me you're interested.
S
A
i swear to fucking god if my walloff is halfway completed and i see more than one zergling come in im going to shit myself and then you
J
>>24128822
c
sorry anon
to reid c
fuck you stop quoting r9k memes in english only brendan and i get them
>>24127631
BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
>>24118217
eres genial alberto
firma. diego
>tfw nobody will write you a letter because nobody knows you, let alone cares about you
>>24130110
dear anon,
i care that you think no one cares about you
and i hope that u find someone who makes u feel cared for and loved one day. someone who u would have no doubt would write u a gay letter on a bohemian basket weaving forum
sincerely, c
>>24129691
>tfw no qt girl gamer to zergrush me
seriously leave me the fuck alone, you're annoying as shit and you bum all my smokes.
L,
Come back to Skype pls.
-M
>>24120176
>>24120294
I've met eggman irl.
Cool guy
>>24120844
>fax machine
I love you
Dear TA,
Stop getting high and playing warframe and play some tf2 with me
Dear I
I hope it won't bother you if I don't message you ever again. I'm sorry it just really tough
At this point in my life it seems pointless to be know anybody
Sometimes I wish I was just mute, deaf and alone, away from everything
C
Dear Lauren,
Thanks for leaving me once you became a wagekek. I'm a full time student AND work and still had time to shoot you a few messages a day.
I don't really want you back tho desu.
It's been real.
-M
>>24118217
GCHQ please stop
dear JJ
if you see this
hi
(I am not good expressing my feelings)
Max - You're a pretty weird guy. You seem like the space robot type.
Mark - Quit trying to suck your own dick. It's never going to happen. Also, sorry we never got to wreak havoc on NHS.
Bennett - Finish your calc 2 homework and get your ass to bed.
Dear E
Even if I leave this message I doubt you'll know it's me. I doubt you still browse this board, I at least think you do. I hope you're feeling better and that you have completely forgotten about me. I know you're still in my mind every time I browse for some reason even though very little of our friendship had to do with it. I know being just friends with me is too hard for you, I just hope you're doing alright. Please be safe, you deserve to be happy.
>>24132682
what does space robot type mean
>>24133569
It means I think he'd be the type to become the next Supreme Gentleman
>>24132877
These boards make me paranoid. Is E me? It sounds like me...
to the girl with the tattoos:
please marry me, or at least post more pictures of your beautiful self.
t. anon
Dear CIA
I am a big guy for you
Big Guy
pretty sure I'm the only person in my whole normie state that visits 4chan desu
Dear V.
If u see this, you must tell me your darkest secret.KEK.
w/love, T.
>>24133776
Initials?
I need to add shit so it's oc
>>24134410
Well who I'm thinking of never knew my surname, so I guess it's not me!
Also they'd usually be asleep at this time
>>24118217
Dear 4chan,
/r9k/ was a mistake.
m00t
S,
Its been a while now, I don't think you'd browse anymore, since you've changed so much. I just hope that you'll read this somehow. I visit your Facebook often, pathetically. I don't know if you're happier, but you seem so much more confident, I'm glad. I hope you were able to find happiness with someone and yourself. I know that you always wanted love.
I'm sorry for everything, and I'm sorry now too, for bringing up old memories. I'm still living in the past. I never wanted our relationship to end.. I wish we could have met at a more convenient time. I know you wanted me to understand why you were going away, but I didn't understand despite what I said. I never wanted that to happen. I cried every night, and though I'm better now, I missed you. I only want you to be happy, even if it meant I had to go away. I never wanted to make you struggle, or make you uncomfortable, so I quickly left you and I was afraid you may think I didn't care. I loved you everyday, without missing a single day. I just wanted you to know. I'm glad you're feeling better now. I'm sorry.
R.
>>24124722
It's genuine, even though it doesn't seem like it. I say compliments in a bad way, and insults are just to get attention.
I keep a slight distance because im paranoid to trust somene, and care for someone like i suddenly do now. It's new to me, really.
Dear S,
talking with you in the morning it's great.
NL
>>24118217
Dear dudes who like traps but claim they are straight.
It's okay bro I know the feel. Who can resist the boy butts.
Keep on keepin on man, It too shall pass.
D
>>24119217
I'm still waiting for you to pursue me... You know I'm a very traditional gal, S.
>>24133879
Hey T
Just ask directly, im rather open about anything I do/have done.
W/love V
>>24122161
Hey matt
Why are you still friends with that dumb fuck? Have you noticed how everybody worth a shit has left him?
CB
>>24125143
What did I lie about? Please tell me. Idk.
>>24136039
>im rather open about anything I do/have done
confirmed for not the V on r9k I know
>tfw she lied saying she had never met up with anybody from the internet before
>tfw figured out she did and a lot of people knew about it
>>24136116
not you, it's been resolved
Sorry for cutting you off without a notice, but I have better things to do now. I think I figured out how to be happy without someone constantly validating me, so I don't long for your validation or even hearing me out anymore. I also heard it's important to hang out people who have a lot to offer and make you improve, instead of people who can talk either only about their tfw no gf and depression, or their tfw gf and depression. So yeah.
I stopped coming to r9k regularly, but I bet you still browse it, so, coming here after those few weeks, I'll use it as an opportunity to say something I didn't say: you're pretty shitty and you should rethink your behavior and your life in general
>see one of these threads
>go to archive and browse old ones, wondering if someone wrote one to you
>there's a bunch of Ls and sometimes the initial of the person writing matches with people you know from this board
Yeah, I'll just think they are sorry and stuff. Also
E,
You're a truly cool guy. I hope you make it despite all the obstacles.
>>24119923
I know people who are gonna think you're me, stop trying to read into this shit you faget
>>24118217
Dear Brandon and Chad, you're pieces of shit.
DEAR MICHAEL,
I MISSED BLIZZCON BECAUSE YOU'RE A TERRITORIAL JERK
Josh,
Stop.
-David
SAMMY
you're so cute and amazing!!!! you looked at a thread like this once which was cute, you didnt scroll to the bottom but i hope you do it now because this is me writing to you and i want you to see it because you are absolutely adorable and amazing, im literally flabbergasted at how great you are!
and even though i did get a bit annoyed yesterday i dont blame you at all and you made me feel better afterwards cause youre a top sweetheart
i want to marry you right now and kiss you and cuddle with you and never let you go
miss you!!!! love you!!!!
- M :^ )
>>24119192
W-who is this?
>>24136136
what map is this? link?
Dear Kiki,
You're a little bitch for getting jealous at me for talking/dating girls irl
Please stop blocking me on social media
Sincerely,
G
>>24138326
Why does it matter? You can't remove the marker. kys, you manipulative whore
Ben,
You're a faggot and ur doing a meme degree.
t. Pol
