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I have probably swiped right for about 1500 women on tinder.
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I have probably swiped right for about 1500 women on tinder.

Currently on 102 matches.

Is that good?
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let's see some of them OP.
you got my curiosity piqued for a few minutes
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Man...the game is fucking rigged.

Those numbers are fucking terrible. Are women really worth all of the shit we go through to get them?
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>>24118187
This was one. She wants to go for a coffee on Thursday.
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>>24118261
My pictures aren't that great. Just three of my in a suit. Other people took them though and they are in social situations so....
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>>24118273
>queenie
>singer/songwriter

tep kyk
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>>24118273
Fucking DROPPED.

Please, don't go after this.

>>24118300
But that same standard doesn't apply to women. A chick can literally post nothing but pics of her in the bathroom mirror and tons of guys will still message her. You have to be everything while they don't have to do anything other than exist.
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>>24118164
Did you get laid?
Did you go on a date?
Did this thing help you at all.
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Factors women care about:

Height, genetics, jaw line, eye colour

Factors men care about:
weight, intelligence, appearance

DIFFERENCE?

Men can't change their factors but women can change theirs.
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>>24118164
>thinking matches matter

What really matters is they start/respond back to your chat message
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>>24118384
Yes I have gotten laid once from it.

Met up with her in a bar.

We had a few drinks but it was late and bars were closing.

Walk her home (we live quite close to each other)

Some how started kissing her on her street

She invites me in

Fuck
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1 in 15? That's actually not bad at all. Some days I get 1 in 15, if I'm lucky I get 1 in 9. I've fucked a few girls off tinder, most were average looking though.
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Just made a fake tinder profile to try it out. Someone give me a Chad for my profile picture.
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>>24118396
Around 75% of women reply when I start by saying "Hey beautiful"
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Also OP here.

I mass like people.

I can like 150 people a minute if you just write right to everyone.
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Another that matched me
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>>24118427
no textlist poets
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>>24118331
>You have to be everything while they don't have to do anything other than exist.
don't hate the women hate the game
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After around 600 swipes right I only matched an ugly arab girl I accidentally super liked and another one who unmatched me.
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>>24118427
don't you have to make a fb profile?
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>>24118487
>using 'super likes'

wow sure smells of desperation in here
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>>24118487

WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MY FUCKING SISTER
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>>24118427
Or you can use this guy.

I'm >>24118561 btw
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>>24118663
you wish nigga
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>>24118663
You have a sister that is purely for fucking?
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>>24118620
kek I don't even have a smartphone. I made a fake facebook, then downloaded an android emulator to make the profile, now I'm using Flamite. I had never tried any dating apps and I just wanted to see if they're really as shitty as they seem.
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>>24118663
Post her pics then.
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>>24118706

Why would I lie about my goddamn sister being on tinder?
Jesus christ I swear to got if some robot faggot fuggs her I am going to lose my mind.

>>24118746

Here.
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>>24118487

The hell is a Lad Bible? Is it for young British men up to no good?
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>>24118786
They post memes on facebook and have a few hundred thousand followers. That's it.
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>>24118769
Ayy I'm gonna hit your sister up then. You can sit in the other room and listen.
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>>24118405
I would be to worried about her lying rape the next day.
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>>24118164
did ANY of those lead to a date where you get the fuck? if not NONE OF THE COUNT FAGGOT
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6.8% matched you
that means 93.2% decided yo weren't even good enough to at least talk too.
Sorry mate
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>>24118769
Going to bang your sister
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>>24118769

please be real

I love when shit like this happens
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>>24118916
Read the thread idiot
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>>24118969
Seriously though.

How does it feel that a robot wannabe chad if going to BANG your sister in her bed.

Might even do it RAW you know
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>>24118387

>he thinks women will entertain a friendless borderline autist hot guy over a balding, meme bearded socialite

Leave the house. Use your fucking eyes.
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>>24118830
this is how it all started
this how a legend was born
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>>24119029
>>24118969

Kek I lied, not my sister, though I do coincidentally live in the UK also.

When I opened >>2411848 I realised the girl looked just like a chick I had on FB and decided to play around. Couldn't find old "Chantelle" on FB sadly :^)
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My qualifiers:

>no tattoos
>no kids
>no pets that are such a big part of her life they're mentioned in the profile
>no fatties
>no donna juanitas
>no black genetics
>no "music is my life" unless they're classically trained musicians/singers

Any chance of finding these women on this application? Where the fuck they at.
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>>24118719
This anon here. So what's the deal, all I'm seeing are copy accounts and obvious spam bots. Is it really this common?
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>>24119559

2-3% of my matches are bots.
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I swipe yes on everyone without looking. I've gotten tons of matches with girls way too hot to swipe yes on me. They always turn out to be ydater bots. Did get one worn out looking single mom of 3 with unkept pink hair who was real.
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>>24119611
I think the location tracker on my emulator is messed up. Is there any way for Tinder to tell you what area it's looking in? All it says is "1 mile away."
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>>24119743
kek Yeah my location was set for the middle of nowhere, Iceland.
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>>24118331
its hardly the girls fault that loads of guys will message her
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>>24119743
You should be able to set a location. Well om the app you can
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Holy shit this chick looks more like Obama than his own daughters.
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>>24118820
>a few hundred thousand followers
Nah f a m, they've got about 10million followers, and really they just post shit news stories about McDonald's and X Factor.
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Just be yoursef guys
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I have a collection of POF matches that look like celebrities, anyone wanna see?

All are within an hour of me
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>>24121662
laughingbutalsodeadinside.jpg
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>>24121662
Well, it worked...
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kek Who would have thought.
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