Who /Chad Family Members/ here?
>always beat me up when I was younger
>already taller than me when he was 12 and I was 16
>currently has a 12 year old gf and always complains when her Mom says she can't "spend the night"
>always grabs my dick, but then claims I "molest" his Mom when I give her a goodbye hug or whatever
>is named Tyler
>makes fun of me because he just got his permit and I don't know shit about driving due to anxiety
This fucker really annoys me. I hope he ends up gay or crippled.
>>24117071
How old is he now?
I have a 8/10 Stacey sister. The worst part is that she's not a slut or a bitch. She's genuinely nice and smart. Shes in med school and has been dating her first bf since the beginning of uni. Hes also very nice and smart. I understand why she's so well liked and popular and it feels like shit trying to live up to that as a loser with 0 friends. My family is always comparing me to her. I wish I had other siblings.
Why can't I have a robot sibling instead?
>>24117071
>significant balding at age 17
Yeah, I wouldn't worry.
>>24117071
You sound like a huge bitch
>>24117189
I think he's 16, but he is a Grade A Douche. Here's him and his Mom last Christmas when we went to Vegas.
>>24117212
I hate this feel so fucking much.
>no siblings
>grandparents need someone to compare me to
>all of my cousins around my age turn into chads and stacys
>"you know.. male cousin got into college in sweden. he's going into international business anon."
>"female cousin just got into nice college, isn't that exciting anon?"
>"omg, cousin is getting married and her parents bought her a house. so anon, do you want to have kids?"
JUST
the worse part is, as kids, we all played video games and i loved being around them then they turned into normies.
Lmao I'm your brother and I intend on making you feel like shit until you kill yourself fucker
>>24117305
Isn't college free in Swedanistan?
>>24117375
yeah, my cousin was born in sweden then moved to the US instantly after. got into college for free. my grandparents still love to brag about it to me for some reason to make sure i feel like shit for not having these advantages.
>the worse part is, as kids, we all played video games and i loved being around them then they turned into normies.
Oh I know this feel. She used to be into anime, vg, cartoons and comics but she grew out of it. I never did really and i still have the same hobbies I did when I was 14. Meanwhile, she's a well rounded person with interesting hobbies and skills.
Just kill me f a m. She's always trying to get me to open up around her but I can't even talk to her anymore. She's way too normal for me to talk to and I hate that I'm too much of an autist to talk to my own sister.
>>24117305
>>24117418
Meant to quote you in this original comment
>>24117418
Holy shit you do realize many anons would kill to have someone to help them out in social situations like that. If I were you I'd accept her help.
>>24117278
He looks like a retard. he's definitely not a chad.
>>24117071
Daly reminder that women are attracted to all chads even their sons/fathers/brothers.
This will probably happen to your chad cousin before he goes to college.
>younger half-siblings
>mother has clearly always loved them more than me
>brother is captain of his school's football team
>dating a cheerleader
>attends parties regularly
>actually gels his hair and wears shirts with popped collars
>gets bad grades but gets passed anyway because FOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
>sister is the head cheerleader
>dating one of brother's teammates
>she's even more of a party animal than he is
>hangs out with the "mean girls"
>wears too little clothing
>basically glued to her cellphone
I suppose it could be worse. I don't have to see them often because my mom resents me for "ruining her life".my half-brother from my dad's side is basically me but shorter and 5 years younger so that's alright
I'm kind of a Chad by /r9k/ standards anyway. I mostly stick to my computer for fun and I was always "the weird kid" in school, but I'm married.
Pretty much all men in my family except me are chads. I was never picked on for some reason, even though I'm an awkward manlet and the perfect target. Maybe it's because they're cultured upper class, or simply have better things to do, I don't know.
Luckily I don't really have this problem. All things considered, I'm one of the best of my generation in my family (partially because I'm black, so my relatives don't really amount to much).
My mother sometimes tries to compare me to other kids though, usually with no good argument to work with.
>>24117578
>tfw your biggest fantasy isa guy starting a sexual relationship with his mother and then spying on her cheating on him with his brother
>tfw can't find any porn of it anywhere
>>24117071
He only lacks the looks kek
>>24118435
He looks like a sloth but I think most girls would like him.
>>24118435
>>24118534
We live in SATX.
