>normie tip #528 be your self means be authentic
>normie tip #529 be authentic means not being a fake with alterior motive
>>24116279
>normie tip #530 just do it
>>24116301
Means to challenge yourself and taking risks for something gratifying
>>24116279
>normie tip #530 shame others into honoring rules #528 and #529 while ignoring it yourself
>normie tip #531 be a hypocrite
>>24116279
So every girl you meet who you want to fuck, you go and outright say you want to fuck instead of pretending to be interested in her as a person, and it works?
And I should think these girls are worth fucking?
>>24116301
fucking normies who shout this in class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>be authentic
>no one likes me anyway
hypocrites
>>24116279
>alterior
just kill urself senpai
>>24116529
Do you see the hypocrisy in your post?
>>24116492
Lol K actually I am pretty normie and happy. Just trying to help you guys out since I don't want to get out of bed today to hang with my friends. If that was shaming then by all means abandon thread as you are not the targeted audience.
>>24116529
You know why Ayy bby wan sum Fk is a meme pick up line? Cause its used a lot. Wanna know why people use it a lot? It just werks bruh
>>24116279
So what they actually mean is for example: wear fashion clothes that are popular, but make sure it is the right expensive brand, so you give off the impression that you are as cool as the money spending trendsetters that started wearing it. Or, if you're gonna wear a gold necklace, make sure it is heavy, so that if a girl touches it she can feel that it is real gold and assume you're loaded. Or, wear real leather jackets instead of faux leather, because if animals didn't die it's not a real leather jacket, hence it is invalid no matter how cool it is.
Basicly, just be fake in a way the collective accepts.
>>24116492
Yes... allow me to demonstrate.
>>24116279
It's not a tip. It is just being a decent person. It should come naturally, nobody reads this out of a book. You need to get out more often, be with your friends, maybe just get a gf for some time. Yeah, just get a gf, it does wonders, I promise. I feel sorry for you man, it sounds like you have it bad, I really hope you have a better day :/ lots of love for you bro, stick in there and keep your chins up.
Protip: Watch more Oregairu
>>24116564
You sound like you are paranoid and is using that to cope with your loneliness however it is just a downward spiral. Seek help trust me I been there
>>24116613
>normie tip #532 frame your condescension in a way that makes you look like you're doing a considerable favor or service to someone ungrateful.
>>24116656
And im supposed to think its worth fucking girls who are this easy and infested with STDs?
So i dont deserve a GF unless im not interested in her as a person, dont want to be her friend first or get to know her, just jump straight to, eyy bae lets fuck, because otherwise im having a "fake alterior motive"?
>>24116728
Why are you so upset that not everybody caters to the way you think the world should work? Take a step back, look at yourself, you're acting like a nine year old. Just grow up, it really helps you know.
>>24116691
No need to be sorry for me family. I'm happy. And while fitting in can earn you some fake friends they won't seem real to you. That's because you aren't being real to them and feel hollow as they won't like you got who you are instead of who you are pretending to be. It's pretty sad honestly and I hope you snap out of it :')
>>24116809
Yeah you just want Fk not gf. Just instead of looking for a gf did a whore
but my authentic self sits in his room playing vidya and watching anime 100+ hours a week.
>>24116865
Except i dont because i dont want a lifelong battle with a disease just for what will likely only end up being a one night stand
So i havent had a gf in 7 years because im a "nice guy" which is apparently a bad thing
>>24116873
Does he enjoy it?
>>24116809
What about just being yourself, you sound so tense, you're over analyzing everything. And no, please don't ask girls upfront if you can fuck them, you've gotta leave a little something to the imagination, know what I'm saying? Just kick back and enjoy life, be yourself and women will line up to date you.
>>24116752
No you dummy the whole purpose of saying stuff like that is to break the ice or to make them laff one you get start talking you can choose I his should meet up next time or not set a place and time of they don't show hit on the girls at the place nothing can go wrong
>>24116279
successful happy redpilled literally above chad rule #1
>limit internet use to 1-3 hours a week maximum
rule #2
>no fapping, porn, anime, or vidya at all
>>24116814
>normie tip #533 whenever someone offers an opinion that you disagree with but can't refute, question their emotional state and assert that they are unreasonable by using ad homs.
>>24116873
So? There are people into that play Co op games and talk about anime together just go find them
>>24116902
No shit thats what ive been doing and it doesnt work, thats why people tell me to stop "pretending" to have an ulterior motive, because i dont ask girls to fuck on day 1 and thats the only chance ive had since 7 fucking years ago because girls are too horny to not jump on the next dick 2 weeks after a break up
>>24116891
But it sounds like a you want is Fk. You can wear protection? Nice guys with air quote are bad because they are lying and deceiving would you like it if a girl lied to you about something you value? Think about her feelings too she won't like it if you fuck with those that's why she won't bang you you big dumdum
>>24116817
kek, then I would say
Don't judge me, don't know me. You don't know how I am around my closest friends, I'm more real than you can imagine. I just feel bad for people who writes shit like you did, because it is usually lonely bitter virgins living in their moms basement.
>>24116934
There is no such thing as Chads normal people are on the net all the time. They just realize that people don't visit them unless they know them so to meet new people you have to go out side
>>24117057
I dont want to fuck the kinds of girls who will fuck me on the first date, im not a desperate virgin or loser fuccboi throwing his life away for STDs
>think about her feelings too
So i should ask to fuck her immediately?
You fucking normies dont make any sense, enjoy the aids
>>24117079
My bed room is not in my basement family. And mommy is dead. Also I'm not judging you just trying to help you out you are fine to reject it if you wish but just please leave the thread for other people.
>>24117057
>wanting to get to know a girl before asking her to fuck is lying and deceiving
im done, this is ridiculous, i dont care
>>24117023
Do you really believe this? What about your mom? Don't you love your mom? She is a woman too you know. I think we pretty much found the root cause of your troubles man. It must be hard to get laid when you hate all women. Why do you hate all women? Who hurt you? Women are great. A little piece of advice: Always treat women a little bit better than anyone else. You just got to have confidence, then the women come right to you man.
>Muffled laughter
>>24117101
so you're saying if you are on the internet MORE than 1-3 hours a week you're a normie not a robot and need to go back to reddit
>>24117157
>>24117157
No one said anything about fucking on the first date man. Also I kinda meant to ask them to Fk in a joking manner to like test the water to see how down or slutty they be. You can choose to go through with bone of they down or if they not down you can choose to wait and like bone later. I don't mean like seriously ask them to fuck you know what I mean family
>>24117168
Sorry to hear about your mother, I guess I would have it real difficult too then, man I love my mom, I don't know what I'd do without her. I kinda understand why you lashed out at me now man. I'm sorry, I just tried to help you, let's hug it out bro.
>Opens arms to welcome you into a hug
>You now have two options
>Reject the hug and appear cold and bitter
>Accept the hug and appear to be in need of rescue
>third alternative ???
>>24117186
The key you are missing is letting you intention be clear. You can get to know them but you don't want to get confused as a friend that will cause hurt feels. When you go up to them ask them on a date instead to hang and like make it clear you want to date her not to change her view of you from nice guy slowly into bf so she think you are bf and don't have to jump though all the hoops
>>24117157
Get unused to your hand, man. You're the man, just man up. Have confidence, it's free pussy, are you gay or something?
>>24117239
What are fb instagram and snapchat? How do I keep up with current events? What is entertainment? People like you and I all use these things dawg interweb isn't a sikert club anymore
You don't get out much do you OP? Posting some dolled up slut next to those sentences definitely gives it a hypocritical connotation and tone, but in reality most people aren't dolled up sluts. Then again you're just a troll looking for an argument so me posting this is moot.bet you had to google what moot really means
>>24117335
>>>24117335
>>24117335
Third option accept manly embrace of friendship
>>24117229
>What about your mom? Don't you love your mom? She is a woman too you know.
What in the actual fuck does this have to do with anything?
I have a parent who is a female, so im not allowed to analyze women or relationships for what they are because that could be offensive and it means i hate them all indiscriminately? Then you go on about how some woman supposedly hurt me, just to try to discredit me instead of actually disputing anything i said.
Wanna try again? because that didnt make any fucking sense, it was basically "you're just an angry virgin with mommy problems, die alone for wanting to get to know girls before asking them to fuck."
>>24117349
Thats what i did 7 years ago.
But all the girls ive seen since were taken except the ones at parties, and then it doesnt make sense to ask them out. I talked to one girl who wasnt taken, tried taking it slow. Know what happened? She ended up fucking every greasy ugly scumbag who asked for two weeks and then got locked up in a mental institution
>>24117379
ive had sex hundreds of times
with one girl
>>24117442
Lel no one said anyone is a dolled up slut but you are free to assume. I know who moot is infact I spent the last 7 years here. Used to be because I had no friends because I felt no one would befriend me. But now that I grown up and got good I'm sharing some of the realization I had while getting good so you can ask git gud. If you don't like it hide the thread and leave
>>24117479
wow... you sound so angry. I'm sorry bruh. Women, can't live with em, can't live without them, am I right.
>Later with friends
>"So then I told him: Women, can't live with em, can't live without them, am I right."
>Women look at me expecting an explaination
>"But you should have seen him, I was so angry. Poor guy, I hope he gets laid".
>Aww, you so nice to everyone Chad
>Fuck her in the ass with no lube that night
>Put my shitdick in her pussy and cum without a condor
>>24117023
What you are doing is over generalizing and it is distorting your world view
>>24117596
true that mang keep doing your thing just dont pretend like i should want to do that or that its fair to all of us for you to
>>24117618
i literally havent gotten laid in 7 years because im too nice to make moves on girls within a month of a break up, but they dont wait any longer, and i dont go way out of my way chasing them like meat
im not saying all girls are thats just my experiene and im not going to find what im looking for by going out and recklessly chasing them like an animal like you want
>>24117596
Man I should have put on a trip they gon think you and I are the same person
That's why normie advice is useless. They think I'll somehow make friends by being an asshole to everyone, because at least I'm BEING MYSELF!
IF I WAS BEING MYSELF I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. I PRETEND TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE IT'S POLITE. SOMETIMES AT NIGHT I FANTASIZE ABOUT YOU DYING IN VIOLENT WAYS SO I NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHITTY ADVICE AGAIN. I HOPE YOU GET STUNG TO DEATH BY A SWARM OF BEES THEN YOU WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE TO JUST "BEE" THEMSELF AGAIN
>>24117700
Y do you have to adhere to this moral rule of yours? If they moved on that if clear signal that you can to not that you have to depend on them for a signal because you do what you want man. I don't know if you know which one is me or not but you can choose to get to know them and not be an animal you just have to let your intention know tell them at first you want to date them instead of trying to be their friend you can still be friends but let her know up front you desire her as a woman
>>24117642
It's called fitting in, the world is larger than your bedroom, and it is built on compromises. So compromise.
>>24117712
Are those people you hang with your friends like you feel like they got your back? Well its because you don't got their back and you feel fake to them now if you want to be a little shit head not even the shit heads will like you learn manners dipshit you can still do what you do with out being such a little fuckass
Like seriously...
You all need to watch oregairu, it is r9k the movie.
It has everything:
>Hachiman the robot
>Hayama the Chad
>Saika the boipussy
>Yui the normie
>Yukino the bitch that gets away with it because pretty
>Also featuring weeb, stacy, beta, fangirl, teacher and many feels.
>>24117852
>>24117795
i guess the problem was the only girls i met were at parties but i wasnt looking to just fuck a random person like they do and the ones at school were all taken, and making a move is like basically rape now to everyone anyway
its just not worth it
and its so fucking sad i spent all these years alone while legitimate women beating misogynistic drug dealers are getting laid left and right to no end
>>24118029
>and its so fucking sad i spent all these years alone while legitimate women beating misogynistic drug dealers are getting laid left and right to no end
like i would have no fucking problem if this wasnt the case
but it is and its fucking disturbing
>>24118029
If you want to meet real people then go do thing and place where they congregate if you go to bars and party you only gon find drunken slootz not that they are any less real than other people. Go rock climbing for example talk about other climbs how difficult it easy it is just do something you like and talk about it
>>24118127
>Go rock climbing
Oh right, or skydiving. That will solve all my problems even though you dont do them and get by just fine right?
Plus im very sick and need to rest and already exercise too much due to anger problems
This is probably the biggest reason, i am malnourished as fuck despite having a huge jaw and shit so i look like a crackhead criminal i guess
>>24118029
Also you sound like you are trying to view yourself as less than drug dealers who Bay women. You aren't you dummy they just happen to be more charismatic than you currently are and know how to keep their women in line. You aren't a bad person for not know how to do that but they aren't great fit knowing that either so yeah the is that
>>24116279
>being "authentic"
>not having and ulterior motive
I've read The Picture of Dorian Gray so you can stop your memeing right here and now, I'm not falling for it. This is literally like the "B.E. yourself" meme.
>>24118193
Right, im no lower than the guy who sells meth hyped up as pure MDMA and sends a girl to a mental institution and beats a girl to a pulp for joking she kissed another guy after he cheated on her endlessly
Ok
>>24118169
It is an example of activity people do you sad shit. Doesn't have to be le sky diving or whatever just do stuff other people and yourself can enjoy. Then eat food and lift. All these shit sounds like excuses m8
60 replies to 'just b urself'
I'll add another, why not
>>24118223
>>24118223
Don't know what that book is but if you don't like my thread hide sage and leave
>>24118243
Nice sarcasm m8 belive what you want mate but you are capable of greatness maybe you have to try a little harder but that just make the journey more exciting. Now I'm leaving op out
>>24118256
yeah m8 im just making up excuses i didnt go to the doctor and get a blood test and find out why im always cold and sweaty and shivering and malnourished and losing my mind, its all made up just to give myself an excuse to argue with people like you on the internet all day
>>24118307
Struck a nerve there, normalshit? If you don't like it here you can leave.
Seriously, getting butthurt over some anon not liking your advice is literally reddit.
>>24118366
Did you do what your doctor told you? Did you do anything about it after the doc visit?
>>24118409
i only spend like half my paychecks and free time to do so only to not get any better
i just stopped getting worse but at this rate life isnt going to be worth living
When I was being myself people made fun of me. Now I lift got somewhat buff and wear full art senran kagura shirts.
