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>23 >khv >5'11 >5" dick >filipino >balding
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>23
>khv
>5'11
>5" dick
>filipino
>balding (buzzcut)
>robot

>tfw want qt, white older, gfd/switch mommy gf
>foot fetish too, want to kiss and worship her feet

sup ladies, gf application line starts here...
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i'd rather put a hot knife in my pussy than your 5-inch filipenis.
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whites can't be robots

roblox
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>>24115347
this was me, i was just kidding. i'll be happy to fuck you.
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>>24115312
>r u fat, OP?
bloxxxxxxxy
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>>24115845
no. I'm 170 lbs. run and lift, look dyel though.
does it even matter though?
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>>24115312
>Filipino is taller than me

I guess there's no point to living any longer.
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>>24115798
You weren't kidding though.
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>>24115312
post ITT if you're better off than OP
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>>24116064
>22
>khv
>5'7
>3'' dick
>white
>robot
I'm still gong to post!!! You c-can't stop me
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you're taller than 99% of flips, you should get a flip gf easily

you're like the equivalent of a 6'6 white guy
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>>24116116
flip girls are disgusting
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>>24116050
well i was, i'm not a girl and i was just trying to be funny. but then nobody else said anything so i felt bad and took it back. didn't want to see your suicide on the news along with a screencap of this thread.
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>>24116176
>white guild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-crDWmINk
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>>24116108
post, you may
but make it, shall you?
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>>24116243
nah just mean guilt, not really white guilt. i'm using default 4chan theme anyway so we're all black on pink. similar to the color scheme of the many penises entering your mother's vagina.
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>>24116396

this post is very similar to the failed alpha posts where a dude talks nicely to girl and then pulls a, "Now make me a sandwich bitch!" line, making everything awkward

Just live with a the fact that you'll always be a pretty nice guy

Being mean doesn't suit you anon
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>>24116454
thank you but it wasn't really about that. i only come here to say stupid, nonsensical, or mean things anonymously. it's my keyboard tourette's, it keeps me from saying offensive things in my real life. so it wasn't about any more than the trigger in my brain when i saw "black on pink" and i had to say something about it, consequence-free. it's fun to act like a child. hope someone bites on your gf app homie
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>>24115312
pretty sad not even a shut-in, no-showering 4/10 chubby fembot didnt even mention she'd give you a chance bro. Non-whites got it rough.
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>>24115312
>5'11
>filipino

impressive
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>>24116845
yeah i think he's the king there. you should mention that you're the king OP, women like that kind of stuff.
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>>24115957
Where are you?
bloxxxxxxxxxxxxxing
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>>24116064
>19
>just V
>6" 1/2 dick
>white
>cyborg I guess
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>>24115312
Post pic. I don't know what a flip looks like.
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>>24115312
>filipino
>tfw want white gf

How many white women do you think want to date a Flip? Just about none. Go date other Flips, you'll have more success.
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>>24116867
Vancouver, BC, Canada

>>24116864
it's so weird, i have chinese friends who are 6'2

>>24116900
fuck that
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>>24116872
forgot height
>5'8"
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>26
>failed normie
>5'9
>3 inch dick (soft)
>white
>regular hair
>depressed BPD

>not looking for anything in particular

be my gf?
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>>24117047
fucking typos, sorry.

*faggot
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>>24117143
Mad that you're shorter than me?
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>>24116937

fuck dude, this is a flip guy i knew in college from a few years back with his qt white gf.

he met her at a hip hop dance studio class

How come he gets to have one with his degenerate normie dancing?
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>19
>6'2"
>7' dick
>White
>Long blondish brown hair
>virgin
>Daddy dom
>Switch
>Depression
>Anxiety

Be my qt GF?
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>>24117021
>California ;_;
fuckthisbloxxxxxxxxingshit
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>>24115312

theres content nowblox
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>23
>kv
>165cm
>16cm dick
>pale white
>full hair
>robot with part time job
>not picky
>nice guy
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>>24116900
bro, do you even /liveinamajornorthamericancity/?
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I don't get why you thirsty motherfuckers are so eager to get girlfriends.

It's not like anyone will respond to you on this Japanese cartoon board anyways.

Just be a /fuccboi/ and hook up with random girls. You don't even have to be attractive. You don't even have to be confident. It helps, but you can manage by faking until you make it. All you need are some guy friends and alcohol. Meet some girls and chat them up. Go to some house parties during the weekend or something.
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>>24117984
>chat them up.
Can you help me with that, Chad-kun?
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>>24118177
It might seem weird, but when you initially talk with a girl just pretend she is a close guy friend. Obviously start with introductions and all that, but get the "level one" conversations over as soon as you can. Joke around and don't take yourself so seriously. Go do fun stuff you'd normally do with friends, like play drinking games or have conversations about random things. If you see that she's actively participating, that's your cue. If she seems like she doesn't care, then fuck her and move on. Most girls want to have a good time, and if you show her one that's your ticket.

Alcohol helps with the social anxiety, which everyone gets at some level. The whole 6' chad meme isn't really a thing, as long as you are bigger than the girl. And even then, I've been with girls my size (5'9'') or bigger, since girls that size are already self-conscious about being big. Smaller gatherings like house parties are the way to go. Contrary to popular belief, most girls care about what you say rather than what you look like. Superficial traits like race and attractiveness really only matter at clubs.

>Inb4 "just be urself :^)"
Obviously if you don't want to "jump through hoops" to get a hookup or gf you don't have to. Sometimes, I just want to chill and play Mount and Blade or some shit. But if you expect to quench your thirst by staying in your room all day, prepare for disappointment. Unfortunately, you have to bite the bullet and be extroverted at the party scene, unless you are a really good-looking motherfucker. For the majority of us, this is not the case.
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>>24118606
>as long as you are bigger than the girl.
I'm really short though
What are some "random things" I can have conversation about?
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>23
>6'3"
>7"-8" dick (?)
>white
>thick smooth hair
>good jawline
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>>24118908
step back white boi
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>>24115312
what do you have to offer?

Sounds like nothing to me.
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>>24118713
Sorry man, I have some stuff I got to do. Just google conversation starters if you really want to know. And if you are short, it just lowers your potential pool. An unfortunate handicap, but I have plenty of shorter friends who have attractive girls (some of which are taller than the guy).
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>>24118993
>filipino's
>not filipinos
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Do girl think I'm cool for having a power equipment license and knowing how to drive stick shift?

Taking applications
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