I know a fool proof way of getting laid
Giving $5 to your mom? Yeah, nah, I don't want STDs.
>>24115128
Well? Say it, then.
Is it rape?
>>24115183
Get in a fight and win. In front of a grill. It's simple and nobody ever told me how effective it was.
>>24115211
This is true, actually.
Knew a guy who got in a fight with some other guy in front of his gf, and got his shit kicked in. One week later the gf leaves him for the guy who won.
We are literally just cavemen and women are our prizes for being aggressive and macho. nothing has changed in our thousands of years of evolution.
>>24115315
>>24115211
is it really that effective?
i dont want to come out as an idiot, i could wreck pretty much everyone i know
>>24115315
>Co workers wont talk to me
>Go to shit bar, see a bunch of them sitting there, don't even acknowledge my presence
>Get loaded drunk
>They look at me in disgust, start talking shit to this guy
>Fight ensues
>I go home with one of them
I knew it wasn't a coincidence but I also kicked some other guys ass just last night and boom. Another girl.
>>24115384
Yeah, I'm fat too but I can punch people
Nah, I've been in several fights in front of bitches who did not receive my seed.
>>24115430
Do you live in a rough area? Are they use to that kinda shit?
>>24115430
You have to win them
>>24115211
I hate women so fucking muchthe robot is really getting on my nerves desu sempai
>>24115621
fight women
>>24115621
>I hate women so fucking much
>already been posted word for word
Of course it has
>>24115696
Kek
