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>tfw my little sister is an awkward robot with depression who gets left out by other girls and not invited to things
Why the fuck does it hurt so much more when it happens to someone else???
>female robot
>female introvert
>female outcast
Aw, sure OP.
>>24114799
>my little sister
u know what to do baka anon (:
>female robot
Nice b8. This one will reach 100 posts for sure, hope you're proud of yourself.
>>24114799
force cuddle her until she opens up to you about her life problems. reassure her she can trust you.
You've failed as a brother and family member. If you knew there was symptoms of robothood, why didn't you prevent it? My little brother was going astray from normiehood so I broke his computer and smashed his ps3. I told him to go play outside, and so he did. Now he's in middle school with a gf, captain of the football team, Cornet chair leader, choir, and leader of the chess club. It's your fault for not looking over your family members you dumbass
>>24114799
>Why the fuck does it hurt so much more when it happens to someone else???
Because you love her and it hurts. You don't love yourself so it doesn't hurt that much when it happens to you.
>>24114877
And then fuck her.
>>24114972
ofc :^)
little sisters pussies were custom made for their brothers dicks to fit in best
>>24114959
>Because you love her and it hurts. You don't love yourself so it doesn't hurt that much when it happens to you.
Damn this is so true.
>>24114959
I was about to, basically, say the same thing. You know how it feels so you don't want her to go through that.
>>24114799
Your sister is Tomoko.Please be there for her.
just imagine her to be happier it's all your world do whatever you want with it
>>24115010
Kek
>Tfw I'll never have a qt3.14 younger sister.
>>24115045
no fuck that, don't be there for her.
You're an indoor shut in loser, what you have to do is build her confidence.
Take her to places that make you feel uncomfortable, show her the outside world. Take her to the mall, out to eat, bring the family along to some normie ass tourist location. Take her to six flax. Pretty much give her experiences so she can feel more important that she really is.
Buy her new things, make her feel like a pretentious bitch. Knowing she has expensive clothing, and or jewelry or accessories than her peers will make her feel entitled
Teach her manners and respect, after all we don't want your sister becoming a basic Stacy. Help her out with school, encourage her to take extracurricular courses. Giver her brains in other words, teach her how life works. Being at the bottom, sometimes opens up perspective to some robots, tell her how bad it is. If she fucks up
>>24115060
I watch movies and anime with her when we're at home. I tried to get her into video games but she sucks so much at them, so instead she just watches me play.
Unfortunately since I moved to college, I never see her that much any more so we don't have time for any of that, and I'm know she's probably just home alone by herself depressed all the time.
>>24115206
was meant to reply to >>24115045
>>24115206
NAH NIGGA YOU STUPID FUCK
>>24114799
I'll trade you a goat for her
>>24115206
How old is she, anon?
>>24114799
wow your parents really failed didn't they
>>24114833
I'll take things that make you Hmmmm for 800
>>24115255
she turned 17 last month
>>24115206
That sounds like heaven on earth desu
>>24115308
Why were you so clueless all this time?
>>24114799
Let me guess, hour sister is in middle school or something. Here's how it will go.
>she doesn't get along with the mainstream girls
>starts hanging out with guys
>faux interest in vidya or metal or some other group that holds tons of betas
>starts wearing makeup and learning to wear revealing clothing
>has dozens of orbiters, while wholeheartedly believing she's "not like other girls"
>probably will complain about muh personality disorder
>dyes her hair bright colors
>full on special snowflake syndrome
>ends up going for alternative chad instead
>in the end, holds way more orbiters than mainstream Stacy ever does
>constantly seeks external validation, so keeps leading guys on to reap compliments
I used to think my sister was a female robot too. Then we both got older.
>>24115339
I wasn't I just progressively watched it get worse and was powerless to help. How am supposed to help her break out of robothood when I'm deep in it myself?
>>24115333
its not
>>24114833
That was...non linear
>>24115364
Fuck me. Dude, you just decribed my cousin.
>>24115449
>It's not
Why not?
>>24115509
Why would it be heaven on earth? It might be fun when I'm at home with her in those rare times, but the depression is still there. I still don't have any friends my age, neither does she. Plus as I said, since I moved to college, I'm on my own most of the time.
>>24114799
just wait till she starts fucking some retard chad faggot who buys call of duty games the same day they release, all day every day, and then moves onto the next, and the next, and the next
>tfw your sis is a proto stacey who bullies other girls and has slumber parties all the time
STOP KEEPING ME AWAKE REEEEEEEE
>>24115565
One thing I've learned from ten+ years of depression is that just having someone, just anyome means so much. Besides, not to be a creep, but if you're into hebe, well... there's your chance.
>>24115706
I don't know what that word means, but I'm guessing something not good. Anon, you've never had a little sister have you? You love your dad, right? Doesn't mean you love him in that way. A sister is basically like a male.
>>24115565
Please do everything in your power to be there for her and potentially help her. This coming from an older brother with two younger sisters.
>>24115627
Don't forget.. . He'll probably pay an extra $60 for dlc.
>>24115745
"Everything in my power". I have no power, anon. I'm a shitposter on 4chan. The best I can do for her is watch movies and play games with her, that's pretty much the extent of my ability.
>>24114799
Wish i could be friends with you and your sister
>>24115364
So...with all her orbiters, will she go to war with Stacey to claim her Chad? I would pay money to see this, the war of the beta orbiters.
>>24115802
right, you knew what was going to happen. You still have free will, you make your own choices. Grow the fuck up, and stop pretending you're completely useless because you're not. Unless you're an idiot you could have done something.
>>24114833
This shit crashed my phone :(
>>24114799
I'll fuck her for you, bro.
>>24115737
Not to some and she's not some little girl anymore. I was just saying, though. I mean I feel differently about it, but to each his own. I'm the youngest of 4 btw. Only boy, so, I guess I'd feel differently if the roles were switched.
>>24115919
Lol, this is not advice, you faggot.
>muh grow the fuck up
fuck off chad
Be careful OP. quiet friendless girls usually end up being massive whores
>>24114799
Let us throw a party for this young lady.
>>24114799
just marry your sister desu. She is the only woman that will genuinely love you
>>24114799
>tfw you'll never have a brother like OP who cares for you so much
>you'll never have a brother who doesn't have any friends either, making you each others only friends
>you'll always be stuck with two Stacey sisters that make fun of you
>>24115970
>muh muh i'm a robot i'm useless i-i-ican't do anything muh muh mum wipe my ass
is even worse, and I had already written down advice you stupid fuck, but none of it matters now because she's practically an adult now. she needs to fix herself, that means getting away from you
>>24115987
Ooo...what kind of party. ;)
>>24114833
>that Schopenhauer poster
Ebin.
>>24115958
So if you have 3 older sisters, do you feel that way about any of them?
>>24114833
Holy shit ive only got to the 3rd panel but im dying over here at "i-its not gay to like traps right?" I pretty much went through those first 3
Thank god i can laugh at myself, id probably kill myself if i couldnt
>>24116019
she's already away from me. I live in college, she lives at home.
>>24116018
aww thanks f.a.m. :)
I don't consider myself the best brother, I'm sort of an autist, and I go into autistic rages at the worst of times, but I genuinely do care in my heart.
>>24114799
>Sister won't get any attention from other girls
>Can't get the validation she needs as a woman
>Will have to seek more of it from guys
You better help her quickly before she becomes a cumslut.
>tfw OP doesn't reply to you ;_;
>>24116145
That's different, they "experimented" with me first. They think that I don't remember, but oh do I rememer clearly, also my cousin, and some my parents hooked me up with at 5. Also, you have more power than anyone. Talk to her and teach her not to be an attention whore, i mean, she seems to look up to you alot.
>>24116325
got your dick sucked?
>>24116262
which was your comment family?
>>24115643
My sister and her friend kept me up until 4 in the morning and I had to go and tell them to shut up so many times I eventually said fuck it and told them if I had to come in there one more time I was just going to sleep in there with them (they were both sleeping in the same bed)
So I went in there and she was super pissed but her friend wasn't and cuddle up to me and slept with me all night
>>24115837
>>24116438
it was this
>>24116345
You hit the nail on the head, how did you know? I greentexted once but it was like a 5 girl gangbang (a few cousins joined in). It was great, but probably contributed to my anxiety. Not that I didn't want it. The point, however, is that she looks up to you and even if you're not social you know what mistakes you've made (hopefully) and you need to teach her what not to do. The world doesn't need anymore robots, which is why i help anytime that I can.
>>24116520
uh... do you really want to be friends with her?
not sure if I'd be okay with her talking to some random stranger from 4chan...
>>24116626
want them to suck you again?
>>24116646
Hes a desperate faggot. If youre really interested in watching someone try to fuck your sister, you can choose me since i was upfront about it, not some autistic creep pretending like he is genuinely interested in you and her.
>>24116626
>tfw 5 year old me
>tfw used to wave my dick at my aunts and older female cousins in their teens and 20's
>tfw they all used to laugh and think it was hilarious, so I'd keep doing it
oh Jesus Christ why....
>tfw my big brother is a 25-year-old DUDE WEED LMAO degenerate lardwhale-chaser with a scat fetish
>>24116646
i meant the both of you anon
>>24116703
i'm not a guy
>>24114799
I know that feel, our dear friend freud already covered this, since its probably your father and mother fault for being shitty parents that you end up like this, its only logical that could affect her and not just only you.
>>24116772
wow, youre really obese and unfuckable or a dyke.
>>24115928
good.
Eat shit, mobilefag.
>>24116646
Is she even interesting? Hobbies, etc.
>>24116772
oh, how old are you? I mean, if you have similar interests to her, you might be a positive influence in her life. She could probably benefit from a "big sister" figure.
What sort of hobbies and interests do you have? Are you in college, school?
>>24116939
She likes anime and books. All the usual teen trash novels, you know the type, and some weird animes, I don't even remember, every week she's watching some weird new anime.
I tried to get her into video games, but she doesn't like that. She likes some generic normie tv shows like breaking bad.
She also does outdoor activities with the one or two friends she does have, like cycling or going to the beach or whatever.
>>24116664
Not anymore, they've either had kids or gotten fat. My cousin, though, she's 4'10", skinny, is 21 but looks like a 14yo selena gomez. I'd stick my floppy disk in her disk drive anyday.
>>24116707
Kek.
I did that too. Completely naked. I aslo used to slap my moms ass because dad did it too. Man... I really have issues don't I?
>>24116991
Sounds good enough, but probably too far away.
>>24116858
y-you too
>>24116950
I'm 18 :^)
my hobbies consist of the usual unoriginal girl's. such as reading (last book I read was the bell jar last week), music, cooking and movies. Not into anime but I would give it a try if I was suggested a good one. I'm in school and hopefully this was good enough~
>>24117392
I'd totally let you be friends with my sister :)
where do you live per chance?
>>24117425
I live in Minnesota, how about you?
>>24114833
>>24114833
Holy shit it's finally happened. The final meme has submerged from the dank. The circle is complete.
>>24117478
australia... too far. sorry :(
>>24117962
just get her somewhat drunk and suggest that after she has been shot down or has broken up recently or something, that's what i used to do with my mom when i still lived with her and she let me cuddle her for a while all the time.
never tried it when she was sober though
>>24114833
well I liked it
I know that feel. When shit happens to my bro it makes me wish it happened to me.
>tfw no robot big brother
