Who /dontwipe/ here? I haven't wiped my butt in months
>>24114200
I REALLY want to sniff it
>>24114200
Post pics of butthole right now
>>24114200
And you wonder why >tfw no gf.
>>24114300
I don't want one
>>24114241
K hold on
>>24114300
>girls are so intolerant and have such impossible standards that they literally wouldn't date OP just for that
Fuck women
>>24114330
Sorry, but this is too much. Unless you are some coprophiliac, you wouldn't date a girl who had mudbutt.
>>24114405
Yea i would. I'd eat her ass out, it's 2015 get over it
>>24114330
>impossible standards
>dude doesn't even clean his ass after a shit
how the fuck do you survive the itching
>>24114465
>implying were meant to clean our ass
>implying the body doesn't naturally cleanse it when we walk
>>24114405
Made me think of that dating part in JtHM
>generally don't wipe
>but I clean my butthole in the shower regularly
that detachable showerhead feels so fucking good on my dick too, I love just point it at my nuts and slowly turning up the heat
Best thread EVER
#DontWipeChallenge
>>24114200
I wipe, but I think I've been doing it wrong all my life.
>>24114490
If you're too lazy to do something as simple as wiping after a shit you have no right to cry "tfw no gf".
The only thing that could make it worse is if you shit your pants every time instead of using a toilet.
>>24114200
nowipenovember?
>>24114490
>implying we're meant to wear clothes
>women are fucking evil impossible standards called me a creep for coming up to her naked
>>24114326
>K hold on
Did you fall over and broke your neck or something? Still waiting, mane.
>>24114481
I like it. I like the feel of my cheeks sliding together
>>24114601
Sorry it's hard for me to get a camera down there
If I ever have to go to prison, I will be /dontwipe/.
Who wants to rape a shitty asscrack and possibly get an infection?
One time I didn't wipe my ass well enough because someone needed to use the bathroom and I spaghetti'd out
>walking around all day with itchy ass
>dont wanna touch it in fear of getting doodoo on undies or fingers
>painful as hell
>can barely walk without feeling it
>finally get home
>go to bathroom to wipe
>burns with the fury of one thousand suns per wipe
>cant handle the pain
>go to shower to wash it off
>WATER SCORCHES MY ASSHOLE WITH FURY OF POSEIDON
>literally scream in agony
>"H-hey anon, you alright" through door
>"yeAH MOM PLEASE GO AWAY"
>crying as I wipe wet doodoo of my itchy irritated ass
Never skimped on wiping since
>>24114566
It could be a good new trending for twitter
>>24114627
Is that blood or inflation!
>>24114627
Oh jesus fucking christ dude
>>24114627
>Sorry it's hard for me to get a camera down there
Thx man, damn that's surprisingly clean actually, I was at least expecting a few dangleberries.
As thanks I will post a very relevant 4 page comic.
>>24114627
i think its infected
why don't you just wash it off with a washcloth or something
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amxjCsrl24M
>>24114627
H E D I D I T
T H E A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
>>24114627
>>24114627
That's fucking disgusting anon .
>>24114627
I came on my screen
>>24114678
And ruin all my progress? Nice try normie
>>24114672
2/4
>>24114686
Man, was expecting a rick astley cover
>>24114719
Could you post pictures to show the evolution over the days ?
I HAVE TO WIPE
I HAVE THE INFINITE WIPE SPELL CASTED ON ME.
Every fucking wipe has doodoo on it, it never stops. Yesterday i emptied 2 rolls of toiletpaper
>>24114627
Can I fuck that ass man?
>>24114738
3/4
>>24114719
You never had any issues with haemorrhoids btw?
>>24114678
My mom made me shower for church and I accidentally got water between my ass cheeks
>>24114766
Are you 8x5?
>>24114627
This convinced me to go out and look for a job
>>24114785
Fugg 3/4
>>24114794
M A D M E N
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>>24114794
I dunno I hope so, fingers crossed! About to go measure
>>24114806
4/4
Time for OPM
>>24114850
Wow this takes me back. I still have that book in a box somewhere.
I saw an old man with an pic related sticker on his car today
>>24114627
So this is what I'm doing with my life
>>24114957
>GIR!
No clue what Jhonen is up to these days, I recall he used to write a pretty funny blog, haven't checked it in some years now. Also bought a JTHM book actually, and a set of Lenore books for my tenants one christmas, but they broke up before I could give them away.
>>24114589
Actually we are meant to wear clothes in cold climates.
>>24114627
looks infected bruh
>>24115098
I had all the Lenore comics too. The only JV one I had was the Squee collection. Mom wouldn't let me read JTHM. I really should get around to it but I wonder if I'd still be able to enjoy the edginess.
He's still working apparently
oh what the fuck man, I don't wipe but I always take a shower after and clean it off, and if I can't shower I do wipe but what you're doing is just not sane
>>24115246
You shower every time you poop?
>>24115451
yea, once a day
if I need to shit more, I wipe well.
>>24114627
I hope I never have to smell anyone that smells as bad as you do.
>>24116408
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU M8
>>24116408
>makes a baseless statement
>hasn't even smelled him
Nice assumption you got there buddy
>>24116436
Are you implying that disgusting crusty asshole doesn't smell? With all the built up fucking ass sweat. This guy more than likely smells like the juice at the bottom of a dumpster. Absolutely disgusting.
>>24116587
I'd fuck his ass tbqhwy tho
>>24116909
Because you're lonely and just as smelly, I'm sure.
>>24116977
>makes baseless assumptions
>says he's sure
lmao
>>24116587
if it's dry and crusty, it's probably not even noticeable unless you sniff close and personal
>>24117043
Sure means not sure just like literally means not literally
This is the world we live in
>>24117067
That's not dry and crusty, it looks wet and disgusting.
>>24117104
I guess you could its brave new world
>>24114637
Your butthole is weak af desu
The modern anus is so coddled.
