>TFW your parents get you a suitcase for your 18th birthday.
>>24113860
Its nice for ohh...
>be me 17
>ask for a car my 18th birthday
>parents get me a prius
>tfw
>>24113929
you can always sell it you punk bitch.
>tfw your parents get you a stack of job applications for your birthday
>"you can't have any KFC until you fill out at least 5"
For my 18th birthday my parents knocked $100 off my first months rent.
>>24113929
#groanzone
If they wanted milage they should have bought you a golf diesel. It's at least less gay.
>>24113967
Put diet pills on their dresser and leave a note saying they can't have any coffee until they pop at least 5
>>24113860
Use it to hide your porn.
>>24114007
With mandatory firmware updates, the mpg is going to drop significantly. Can't burn hot and efficient while still meeting emissions standards.
>>24113993
>>24113860
>>24113967
Parental brutality
>Be me 17
>Parents fuck me in my asshole
>>24114443
Holy shit that was almost quads
This is one of my favourite pepes.
