So what are your plans for today, NEETs?
I've been waiting for hot water so I can shower and go to Manhattan with my family and chill.
Already got naked thinking that we'd have hot water so I'm just reading naked.. waiting.
Pic related, me rn
>>24113491
What are you reading, OP?
>>24113534
Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass.
It's beautiful.
What have you been up to?
>>24113491
Hey, I am feeling a bit sleepy right now? Might if I crawl in bed next to you?
>>24113664
You'd have to fold my laundry and pick out my outfit for the day while a toefuck you first. :)
>>24113715
But I am so tired! Let me rest in peace.
>>24113559
Sorry, OP, I'm not a NEET. Just someone who likes books. Which version do you have?
Just gonna relax at home. Too hungover to go anywhere. Waiting for bro to get home so I can get high
>>24113776
Now now Pumpkin, what'd I tell you about not listening to Daddy?
I'll have to spank you extra hard.. Is that what you really want?
I'm finishing Portal Stories: Mel and then starting on some productive stuff I got derailed from due to anxiety. But only until 4. That's when I'm heading to my dad's to do laundry, deliver documents, and try to avoid talking to him much because it's been awkward since shit happened several years ago. I mstly do laundry there instead of paying a dollar per load for the icky shared machines at my condo with less functionality.
>>24113802
It's from Modern Library, the "Death-Bed" Edition(just learned that he kept adding to it until his death)
hardcover too, it has been pleasing me in every way possible
>>24113873
Please don't talk so loudly, I am trying to sleep...
>>24113884
OP here,
can relate to awkward dad circumstance so hard.
I can only talk to him if I absolutely have to for whatever reason.. A friendly conversation, or a deep philosophical exchange between father and son? Yea I don't think that'll ever happen..
But hey at least they have laundry machines for us to use.
>>24113491
I am not a neet, I work for 12.50 an hour. My two model tier gfs are still sleeping (i have a harem) and my phone is exploding with texts from people about if I'll be performing either my standup or piano tonight but I have another mma fight today (ufc is interested, I have a black belt in eighteen martial arts, I'm 946-0 undefeated, my average match against world class fighters usually end in me winning by KO in about nine seconds). But I woke up this morning to a healthy nutritional breakfast and literally solved theoretical physics. String theory is true but I won't bother explaining, the objectively inferior neet mind could never comprehend. pic related is me
>>24114009
You leave me with no choice then, sweetie.
*male instinct triggers, picks you up and throws you on the bed. You try moving but my ripped, gargantuan body holds you down. I hold your arms down with mine, straddling you, and begin taking off your shirt so I can suck your nipple*
>>24113867
OP here,
this is the norm for me but I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied with being high all the time. I yearn for purpose..
>>24114037
2 tryhard yo
>>24114037
>tattoos to compensate for shallow personality
>does mma so he can brag about it to Stacy
>thinks Stacy will complete his empty life
>contracts every std under the sun after fucking trashy whores who just got done fucking other infected trashy whores and chads
>>24114099
H-hey..What are you doing?!?
I am sorry! Just please be gentle...
>>24114298
Shut the fuck up!
*undresses you completely, I pick you up so you are on to of me now*
Now sit on my face so you can suck me off
*I contemplate whether I will enjoy the taste of your asshole or pussy more*
>>24114482
Here, master. I'll please you, see? Just don't hurt me...
>>24114673
Of course not my dear..
*I'm in heaven now, your tight juicy fuckholes are dribbling spit and cum all over my face*
*sucks on your clit more and more as you moan louder and louder*
>>24114863
Oh god yes! You're making me so wet! Won't you please fuck me?
>>24114991
lol anon ily
if only you could be my waifu irl.
still no hot water i think im just going to kill myself
>>24114037
Lol@ 12.50. That's what you thinks good?
