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Do you ever lie on 4chan? I don't. I'm always honest.
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Do you ever lie on 4chan?

I don't. I'm always honest.
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>lying as an adult
>lying on an imageboard filled with losers
Extremely pathetic.
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I've made it a point to always tell the truth, but at the same time not reval my identity while on 4chan. If an awkward question is asked, I even derail the topic or don't reply.
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>>24113257
>don't reply
as bad as lying desu
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I only alter personal info a little bit out of fear of being doxxed. Otherwise I don't.
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Not on this board.

On this board i dont have to.
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>I don't. I'm always honest.
Ahh.. I see. Me too, friend. Me too. ;)
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>>24113181
Don't tell anyone; but, I'm not actually 18 like I often say. I'm 19.
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>>24113181
No, of course not.

It's not like I have access to their datacenter.
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>>24113304
Yeah this, for instance if something happened today i'll say it was last week or something.
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>>24113181
I am RP'ing on /x/ right now

what'dya think?
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>fear of being doxxed

lmao you guys are pathetic. No one cares about you that much.
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>>24113181
Not me friend
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>>24113257
HowToBasic pls go
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>>24113181
How do we know you're not lying about being honest?
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I always write my forum posts as if my bf is reading them. I try to be the kind of person he thinks I am. Sometimes he does see my posts. We met on /soc/
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I don't see the point, I only come here to share feels and sometimes troll wagekeks
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>>24113415
take it or leave it kid
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>>24113181
Sometimes I fabricate certain details of stories so that people are on my side. I do this irl too though.
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>>24113424
>has a bf and uses /soc/

femanons everyone

Alternatively faggots
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>>24113181
I'm already too honest for people around me. My family and friends are repeatedly hurt because of my unfiltered comments.

Like this one roastie.

>>24113479
You probably have a cunt.
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I always lie when posting on 4chan
even now
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>>24113181
We have to. So authorities have mixed feelings.
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>>24113181
I do. Not complete lies, but i distort or modify some details in greentext stories i tell, for example.
Stuff like saying "my car" when it's my mom's car, changing places, etc.
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Been pretty honest today desu
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>>24113304
This is me as well.
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I lie enough in real life. I'm usually honest on here
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Who /multiplecharacters/ here?

I've been:

- a mid-40s NEET that buys hookers with his allowance money
- a qt agoraphobic virgin girl
- a stereotypical chad
- a normie facebook bitch
- an angry as fuck /pol/ poster
- an asexual half black sjw
- a cripple that gets molested by his grandma every night
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>>24113181
but why, 4chan is the proving ground for liars
just think about it, if you can lie here, from all places, you can lie everywhere!

for example, each time I post here, I'm checking a checkbox saying "I'm not a robot"
they never learn..
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>>24114102
U like to erp?
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>>24113181
>tfw too lazy to think of something fake both on 4chan and real life
i just tell the truth and thats it
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>>24114233
I just do it for the bantz senpai.
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I go over constant hypotheticals of the very worst situation possible in my head.
Lately I've been making threads from the perspective of living in those hypothetical hells.
I also make threads based on how I perceive other people regard situations involving me.
It's vaguely therapeutic.
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>>24113181
I would never lie on the internet.
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>>24113483
>thinking that's a femanon
>is actually a trap

kek
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>>24115254
I accounted for that possibility senpai
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There is literally no reason to lie on this site. I honestly can say I've never lied on 4chan. I have zero reason to.
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>>24113181
yeah but only for fun or to get replies, not to make myself feel better or anything
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>>24113556
PARADOX!!!
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>>24113304
This. Also on the mischief threads because so does everyone else desu senpai
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>>24113181
i used to. but then they implemented the no singles policy :^(
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I...

>never lie
>never troll
>always try to be supportive
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>>24113304
This. Change names, times & sometimes locations if it doesn't effect the overall story that much.
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>mfw i flat out lie about situations involving normies being cunts just so i can raise the overall anti normie sentiment
can you blame me?
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>>24113346
yes me to anon
>;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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>>24113375
consider yourself doxed m8
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>>24113181
I try not to, but sometimes I cant help but exaggerate the details to make it more entertaining for reader
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>>24113415
as a woman i came to the conclusion only men lie, i am a women
>;)
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>>24115432
PARADOX
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All the time. I spend hours winding intricate tales with no basis in reality. The best part? They are almost entirely mundane; definitely so mundane that you would never suspect that the story is untrue. If you've been on /r9k/ for any length of time you have certainly fallen for one of my tricks.
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