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Who /turninglifefuckingaround/ here?
>started Uni as textbook awkward geek
>8months of tiptoeing around oneitis ended in fireball, she hates me
>started taking to some people I've met in various places
>tell them about this girl
>they are normies but sympathetic
>one girl dragging me along to dance classes
>some guys are gonna be my gym buddies
>found sheltered bosnian diaspora girl who I'm going to be seeing after exams
Best part is, I've turned my self pity into a sort of rival-like hate for my oneitis. I'm going to come back to uni next year, and show her how much I've improved. I want to see the look in her eyes, when she realises she has not cut me down, that I am now strong.
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>>24110478
whats your major?

major blox
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Fuck yeah dude. Makes me happy to see some positivity on here for once. You will become great. I believe in you brother.
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>>24110478

>Doing it for the grill

If you build on a foundation of shit, don't cry when it comes crashing down.
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>I'm going to come back to uni next year, and show her how much I've improved.
> I want to see the look in her eyes, when she realises she has not cut me down, that I am now strong.
No. Let me tell you how this is going to go down. You'll be with your 5/10 boring average "gf" and your oneitis will be kissing her 6"3 superior male specimen who fucks her with his 8.5" cock until she blacks out from multiple orgasms and keeps going.
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godspeed senpai. just don't show your face around here once you crossed over to normie territory
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I was a neet for 2 years, dropped out of uni and now Im having the time of my life in the French military. I have more money that I could use too. Lifes good, bitches!
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>>24111017

He's building on top of the hate for a grill. I thought that was what you stood for, r9k.
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>>24110478
>posts Ottoman sultan
>does it for the slavgirl
>gym buddies as his Janissary corps

Fuck it, this is now an Ottoman thread.

>pic related
>ywn feel happy in spite of having the ground as a mat and the leaves as a blanket
>the mountains will never be unable to withstand your mourning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGWPuPfAHss
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>>24110478
lol, you will end up in failure again anyway.

You will fail.

If you aren't cut out for it in your first year, you will never make it.

Uni isn't some fucking chance to 'turn your life around', as much you wish it could be.
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>>24110478
>Who /turninglifefuckingaround/ here?

>started training at the Dojo as an awkward autist
>3 bro train there with me
>one of them gets kicked out after picking a fight with me
>finally get a qt gf
>best friend gets jealous, the bro who was kicked out badmouthes me and he believes him
>it gets ugly, he fights with me and I end up with 7 scars
>She leaves with him while I'm crying on the ground

I'm going to come back next year, and show her how much I've improved.

Feels Hokuto, man.
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>>24110478
>ottomans

>>>/trash/
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>>24111233
Damn can you stop projecting for like a second, nigga?
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>>24111279
>butthurt greek detected
>>>/lgbt/
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>>24110478
>I want to see the look in her eyes, when she realises she has not cut me down, that I am now strong.

She didn't give a shit then and she most likely won't give a shit now. You're still seeking her approval. Do it for yourself, not someone else.
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>>24111322
>greek
>implying
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>>24111220
Otto man thread it is.
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Slowly but surely, Im better than I was but still super mediocre compared to people who actually have their shit together.
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>>24111360
>smug082.jpg
where are the other 81?
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>>24111338
I gotta agree, if you're looking to improve you need to do it for yourself or you will never truly be happy with how far you've come. The best revenge is success, not trying to outdo someone.
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>>24111360
Oh my bad dhimmikekky. So many of you got rekt overtime I forget all your names.
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>>24111445
I pick them randomly but have another

>he doesn't have a smug folder that is neatly numbered to show off the fact he is a connoisseur smugness
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>>24111458
and it needs to be the type of success that comes from living your best life possible. If you're so obsessed with fucking someone over as much as they fucked you over, you're still not as happy as you could be.
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>>24110478
Good for you, but she probably didn't crush your spirit because she wants you to suffer. She just wasn't attracted to you. At most, she's going to see the new you and think
> damn, anon is fucking hot now holy shit
but there won't be any remorse or embarrassment on her end. I'm sorry, but do it for the new qts who never fucked you over.
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>>24111536
fuck these rollie mean things are so good.
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>>24111541
i have some smug pics but they are disorganized among my disorganized folder
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>>24111580
>he has disorganised folders
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>>24111647
>organizing your smug anime girl fap fodder

The state of this dhimmi.
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>supporting sandniggers
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>>24110478
This is the epitome of /fit/
They are all lifting to show up some girl that they are worth it but never realize that their personality is probably the factor.
Regardless of the reason it's good that you're improving yourself. And if there was a place to do it; it is definitely at the University.
Unsolicited advice: I'd recommend joining a club on campus.
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>>24112791
>calling steppes people sandniggers

What's up dhimmikekky? Paying so much jizya you can't afford a book?
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>>24112921
>he's going all out

this is on the same level as "we wuz kings n shiet"
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>>24112998
>"if I call them sandniggers I'll surely show them! teehee I'm so smart and smug and BTFOey. :^)"

Fetch me my spiced coffee, dhimmi.
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>>24113160
>being this salty about losing an argument
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>>24113253
>>24113160
>Arguing about lines on a map on a Shaolin shadowboxing forum
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>>24113443
>tfw im still winning
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>>24113253
>so deluded that he thinks he's winning
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>>24113541
>"I swear, I'm not the crazy one, you are!"
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>>24113584
>pic related

Fetch it before I have you castrated.
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>>24113654
>fond of castration due to jealousy of superior non-sandnigger genes
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>>24113674
>too lazy to think of anything besides le ebin sandniggaz maymay
refer to >>24112921
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>tfw decided to make a spiced coffee
>tfw drinking it

not bad desu senpai
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>>24110478
>was homeless drunk sleeping in car
>stopped drinking and went to AA
>18 months sober now
>bunch of friends in AA that I see at meetings and hang out with
>even got laid for the first time in years
>got a decent enough job only because I'm sober
>15/hr, full time, benefits
>moved into sober living when i had nowhere else to go
>finally about to move out into my own place in a great part of town because I'm getting a huge discount from a friend in AA who owns the building
>sponsoring others and seeing people I know clean up their lives,
>watching people move out of the darkness of hopelessness into the joy of living
>greatest gift of all

Say what you want about AA or God or "willpower", I'm the one living the dream. I don't know why I even come on this board anymore.
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>>24113947
> I don't know why I even come on this board anymore.

To do what that other dhimmi cannot: fetch me my coffee. On that note...

>>24113811
>drinking my coffee
I've had enough of your antics, smugdhimmi. My armies are going to convert the fuck out of you.
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>be 14
>high-school drop-out
>become NEET
>get no high-school grades
>play vidja until 18
>start becoming depressed
>mom tells me i need to go to college. she says i'll be happy, then
>fake my way into college with absolutely zero grades in anything
>get a good degree. 100% the course. get literally the best grade possible -- be the first student at that college to get 100%
>get showered with awards from the college for literally being the best student they have ever had (i aint that smart. i just live in a shit town)
>still depressed
>mom buys me a car for doing so well. she says i'll be happy when i get a car
>still depressed
>mom says when i get a job i'll be happy
>get a decent job that pays a little above minimum wage. pay my mom back for the car
>still depressed

I am more unhappy now than I have ever been. All of my family said that I just need to TURN MY LIFE AROUND and then I'll be happy. I still ain't happy. I have a degree, a car, and an okay job, and I am not happy.

My dad gave me so much shit when I was 14. Called me a loser. Told me I needed to get an education and a good job and then happiness will come with that. Well I have done all of that, dad, now what? I have a better job and education than you, but I'm still not fucking happy.

It's all been one big waste of fucking time. Don't think that an education and a good job will make you happy. It doesn't. It just makes you realize how superficial everything is. I'm slacking at my job now as my depression gets worse. I was talking to a client and completely phased out for around half an hour. I was thinking about killing myself right then and there. I'm gonna come tumbling down soon and lose my job. idgaf. at least I can say I tried my hardest. that's more than what most people can say.
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>>24114022
>his army consists of mudslimes and castrated/brainwashed sissies
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>>24114147
>he gets beat by mudslimes, eunuchs and brainwashed slavs

That says more about you than me tbqh dhimmi senpai
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>>24114291
>tfw didn't lose
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>>24114407
>not posting the gif version

All your smug animated girls are now part of my harem. Learn to strategy dhimmi.
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>>24114446
>implying a keked turkaboo fag could have a harem
>being degenerate
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>>24114058
Seems like you need something to challenge yourself with. Consider taking up something with a high skill ceiling and medium to low entry level.
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>>24114541
>Consider taking up something with a high skill ceiling and medium to low entry level.
That's what my job is. I hate it. I want an easy job. I want to stock shelves at a supermarket.
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>>24114524
>harems are degeneracy
>ensuring no one touches your women is degenerate
>sustaining many women and having many children is degenerate
>being this much of a trap-loving cuk dhimmi

Go beat your tiny pecker to futa porn.
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>>24114581
If that's what you want, then take action. Quit your job and go stock shelves. You'll regret it and feel even worse, and someone will fill the gap you left behind by the time you consider returning to your past life. But at least you'll be living the way you chose right?
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>>24110478
>she has not cut me down, that I am now strong.
Do it. Do it for me. Work out and attain a dream body. Get perfect grades. Live with a fire in your heart and focus in your eyes. Be what I cannot be and actually make something of yourself.

Do not fail, if you do then you only fail yourself.

And stop coming here. If you really want to turn your life around then you have already out grown us.
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>>24114597
>defending degeneracy
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>>24114853
>polygamy is degeneracy
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>>24114912
>Letting hundreds of Stacies all have one Chad and letting betas suffer is good
sandniggers pls go
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>>24115209
>preventing hundreds of Stacies from slutting around through enforced monodicktakings is a bad thing

Frankuck pls.
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