I don't need anything else. I just need a fucking girlfriend.
>>24109051
Keep telling yourself that.
What do you even rxpect a relationship to be like?
Wow this is a really great meme
Good job OP
quality post
You're wrong. Even if by some twist of fate you managed to get a girl to like you despite your faggoty and angsty nature, you still wouldn't be able to keep her around for long unless you get a job, a place of your own and a social circle.
>>24109833
B-but what if the girl likes me for who I am?
>>24109051
If you can't be happy and content on your own, what makes you think you'll be happy and content with a girlfriend?
Having a gf only makes it harder to be happy.
>>24110132
Not if your brain physically lacks the capability to produce its own motivation, making you an ambitionless and hopeless fuck without someone to watch your back and tell you that everything will be okay.
>>24110170
That's bullshit.
If you want a gf that will motivate you, she should already be doing it before you met here.
Aka she should motivate you to actually get up in the morning, work on yourself and go find that bitch and make here your gf.
>>24110229
+ If that's not the case, you just have to do more work on yourself first.
>>24110065
>implying a girl would ever like a socially crippled internet addict with the temper, attention span, and attitude of a depressed toddler
>>24110065
That only happens in tv and movies.
>>24110170
your lack of motivation is weakness brought about by your dopamine receptors being destroyed by your internet, vidya, and porn addictions (too much instant gratification to the point where anything that isn't instant gratification seems not worth it/too much work). ESPECIALLY the internet part.
>>24110065
>B-but what if the girl likes me for who I am?
then you're an anime protagonist
women caring about "who you are deep down" is the biggest meme of our century, their attraction is built by different factors
>you cant be sad about one thing and happy about another at the same time
Everyone who has ever said "if youre not happy alone you wont be happy in a relationship " is a fucking idiot
>>24110229
Yeah, except I fucked up and there's no second chances.
>>24110311
So what, I should just stop browsing r9k and I'll get a girlfriend? Bullshit, been there done that. 6 painful months in the gym didn't help me for shit, I was the same anxious and awkward guy, only slightly more bulkier and more depressed because I couldn't vent about my problems to r9k.
>I don't need anything else
You need a job
>>24110267
Women are selfish parasitic creatures who only want a disposable unpaid bodyguard and living ATM to provide for her.
>>24110132
Do people really believe this? I wasnt exactly happy before I got my first gf but was much happier with her.Now I'm sad again without her
>>24109833
what if the girl is in the same exact situation
I'm 22 and I've never had a girlfriend in my entire life. I enjoy being single, countless hours of videogames, internet, anime, torrenting tv shows and movies.
>>24110449
Is that all you do? I think we need some real hobbies lads
>>24110381
>>24110413
Fucking this, if I had a gf I'd have SOMETHING to fight for, SOMETHING to live for, SOMETHING to pour my time into like an MMORPG.
"So why don't you just focus on yourself?"
Because if I could I'd already be a Chad, my brain simply wasn't wired to be selfish.
>>24110465
I also read novels and listen to audio podcasts, and audiobooks:
"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one." - George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons
>be 20
>on the lower end of average
>pretty good social circles
>people generally like me and get along with pretty much everyone
>guys think I'm normal & well adjusted
>women think I'm normal & well adjusted. some even think I'm a player
>never had gf
>never had any type of sexual contact
a gf would be nice tbqh. i keep telling myself to focus on making lots of money but I feel like that'll fuck me up in the long run.
>>24110391
no I'm saying limit your internet/vidya/anime/sitting alone to 1-3 hours a week combined maximum
>6months
>results
lmao fix your brain that got C U C K E D by growing up in front of a glowing screen, fix your body after
>>24110401
>not denying youre a giant internet addict toddler
>>24110449
22 now but what about in the future? 30, 35, 40years old and still doing the same thing? I highly doubt you'll still have the same mindset as you do now.
>>24110564
There is no way to fix your brain. Once you go nuts it's over, there's no going back.
You can try to fake it, but you'll never get to experience the world the way normies do, because you're fucked in the head, because you laugh at shit that is considered inappropriate to laugh at.
Why do you think I stopped after 6 months? Wait, let me ask you something else.
What is the definition of insanity?
>>24110522
you need to have hobbies that ARENT consuming media
>>24110620
give me some examples then
>Actually wanting a 3D pig
MGTOW nigga. I only take exclusive pure Animes.
>>24110610
you're ignoring the "get over your internet addiction" part little buddy
>>24110583
The future is going to be fantastic. More novels to read through. Hopefully, there will be new game consoles.
>>24110620
I'm seeped into the future, can't hold back now. lol
>>24110640
I'm not addicted to the internet, if I was how do you think I lasted 6 months without it?
>>24110633
mma, boxing, calisthenics
leathercrafting, painting, performing stand-up comedy
gardening, sculpting, writing, photography
fixing motorcycles, riding motorcycles
just 0.1% of the possibilities
>>24110620
I had hobbies and they didn't do SHIT for getting a gf
I want this fucking meme to die, I get much more female attention now that I dropped those hobbies, but dress better and have a better personality (aka more chad/normie like)
Hobbies don't do shit
>>24110673
I hate all of these besides boxing
>>24110672
you didn't. and you probably watched tv and played vidya.
>>24110684
so you're okay with being an internet addict
listen up you kiddy fucking faggots, a 27 kissless virgin is talking
you're a loser like me and will die alone like me:
not because you are ugly since there are some girls who'd find your ugly ass fuckable
not because you're poor or a neet because many times sex happens before you even know if the partner is poor or has a job
not because you lack confidence and dont walk up to women and try to pick them up, because most unnatractive nerds have girlfriends and yet they dont play pick up
you will die as a miserable lonely loser like me because you are fucking broken in your head and its impossible to get fixed, and whenever you had the chance to get a girlfriend you reflexively pushed her away without even knowing it
because you are meant to suffer and to never connect to another person, that's the whole reason why you were brought into this world
>>24110700
>This projection
GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND
GIVE ME A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ALREADY
I DESERVE
GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING BITCH
I HATE YOU ALL
>>24110686
>and you probably watched tv and played vidya.
I didn't.
>you didn't.
I did, but I stopped not because of the lack of internet, but because I realized that it was all useless, that I still have an unattractive face.
>>24110733
>le genetics meme
kind of like when alcoholics fall off the wagon because it's not like they'll be a billionaire
>>24110705
Sounds about right desu
>>24110717
how much time per day do you spend in front of your computer
>>24110721
I highly recommend visiting the centre for disabled people, wait till a disabled(preferably blind) girl comes out and "accidentally" bump into her, easy to talk too and get their number. The bonus part is that they have a disability so it's pretty much to your advantage.
I know this sounds pretty ridiculous but from experience it's worked wonders for me.
Seriously dude just buy a dakimakura. It has totally fulfilled my need for female companionship. I no longer want a gf and if a girl asked me out I'd reject her.
3D women are boring philistines, they are entitled, recklessly indulgent and extremely manipulative. They're terrible people and just as useless as a typical NEET that browses this board. Women are snakes and when you entangle yourself in them you have no right to complain when they inevitably strangle and consume you.
>>24110751
It's not even genetics, I could probably be interesting to females if I smiled, but I don't, because I can't, not because of genetics or whatever, but because I never genuinely smiled in my life, because my life was always fucked up, and because I'm fucked in the head.
>>24109051
you don't deserve one desu. id rather see a retard with a girlfriend than someone from r9k
>>24110849
You're from /r9k/.
>>24110803
>CRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL FEAR IS HOW I FALLLLLLL CONFUSING WHAT IS REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAL
>>24110401
Sounds perf
>>24110893
>le I'm going to shitpost because I'm retarded and have nothing worthwhile to say
Gotcha covered there buddy
>>24109051
>I don't need anything else.
If your girlfriend is literally your entire world then
that is your problem.
Women want someone with a social life, with
friends and hobbies and interests outside them.
Someone with a career, goals and ambition. An
educated man who is going places, one with
confidence regardless of genetics and appearance.
Lets assume you get a girlfriend right now, what
are you going to talk about? What are you going
to do? How are you going to interact with one
another?
If you can't easily answer these questions or
your not sure, then you're not ready for one. Go
and build a life for yourself first and it will just
happen naturally.
>>24110936
stay mad, edgelord
>>24110978
Keep on projecting, you might get somewhere if you keep doing it
>>24110803
>my life was always soooo bad
>mommy and daddy never made me go outside so I grew up in front of a computer
>wahhhh I could just lose my internet addiction and fix everything but my brain is so c u c ked by instant gratification that I get a panic attack even thinking about it
>>24110965
>Someone with a career, goals and ambition. An
>educated man who is going places
I hope they realize that most of them can't get this.
>>24111012
I didn't even have a computer when I was a kid you dumb S H I T. Now, unless you are ready to give me some actually useful advice that I've never heard before, fuck off.
>>24110998
I'm already somewhere, I'm not pretending to have a hard life on a Anonymous imageboard to validate my pathetic, not at all special life like you are. You probably grew up in a Western country, probably a suburb, you were raised in a middle class family, and you pretend like you had the hardest life imaginable because your mom and dad fought once a month. Grow up, what am I saying, you're probably a edgy 14 year old who wears all black and and "cuts" with a kitchen knife.
>>24111067
oh right you had a Playstation
exposure therapy WORKS
SUFFER THROUGH the extreme anxiety and panic of talking to EVERYONE and hardly being at home, try to only use the internet 15 minutes a day
If you spend more than 10 minutes a day in front of a glowing screen you will NEVER
E
V
E
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get a partner. It is an immutable law of the universe.
>>24109051
> Have that same mentality
> Finally meet and become involved with a girl
> Now have to worry about saving extra money for dates, remembering birthdays and how many fucking weeks/months it's been
> Now have to deal with being bitched out when you don't respond to a text because you fell asleep without saying goodnight or you were playing vidya
> Now have to deal with the added anxiety of what her friends and family think of you
> Now have to deal with the paranoia of wondering if she's cheating or not
>>24111132
But, wasn't it proven that like 60% of Americans spend 5 hours watching TV everyday?
>>24111068
So you came to an Anonymous imageboard to assume things about Anonymous users you've never met in your life.
You are not anywhere, you are on an imageboard and are as fucked as I am. I think you're the one that needs a reality check.
>>24111087
I grew up in a poor family. Didn't even have a TV. Can you stop assuming things about me now?
>>24110965
> if you want women then become beta bux
let me guess, you're a woman
>>24111204
You're not "fucked" though. That's the thing. You're just your average person. You make these compulsive lies about yourself to make yourself standout, but you don't.
>>24111204
well you're online now. Stop it and go outside right now. Next time you get online should be at least 50 hours from now and only for 15 minutes
>>24111194
Well I guess at least 60% of American will die virgins.
>>24111225
Every male who goes on /r9k/ and laughs at 4chan humor is fucked. This is a fact that you will accept sooner or later no matter how much you don't like it.
>>24111226
I'm going outside right now, my normie friend invited me to a party. Wish me luck.
>>24111225
not even that guy but your projecting is pretty obvious, were you just burned by somebody irl?
>>24111274
good luck brehh
>>24111274
Not at all, literally millions of people go on here, in fact, it's filled with edgy teens like you.
I'm actually willing to bet 90% of the people on /b/ alone are under the age of 18, and I'm willing to be you are, too. None of us are "fucked up" bud.
>>24111288
No, I don't really know what you're talking about.
>>24111318
>depression isn't real
>anxiety isn't real
>bi-polar disorder isn't real
I'm tired of this meme. Yes, not 100% of /r9k/ actually has a real mental illness but a LOT of us do.
So just fuck off already you goddamn normie
>>24111318
>No, I don't really know what you're talking about.
I see, sorry about your mental retardation anon.
I wish you well and hope you'll one day find something useful to do with your free time, other than going to /r9k/ and telling people with personality disorders they're making shit up, while sitting safely behind your monitor.
Maybe this way you will become a bit less pathetic one day.
>>24109051
That's the most retarded thing i've heard yet.
Get real, virgins.
You think that having a woman will magically make your problems and needs disappear? That you will just sit in a room and look at each other until you both croak? Your dicks, your pathetic feelings, or possibly both of these things make you unable to see the big picture. Of life.
You get the pussy tunnel vision.
>>24111471
Go whiteknight somewhere else
>>24111456
And I'm to suppose you've never smiled ever? What a hard life you must've lived, having all those illnesses since you were a baby. The hardest life I've ever heard.
>>24111608
>Go whiteknight somewhere else
>Meanwhile telling others ITT how edgy they are
gr8b8m8
>>24111627
>8 meme
Having fun with those montage parodies, bud?
>>24111608
>Go whiteknight somewhere else
this explains a lot
>>>/b/
be sure not to miss your kraft dinner when mommy calls you to kitchen
>>24110479
Working on yourself isn't being selish, it's making sure you girlfriend you might get later on in life isn't together with a fat lazy fuck.
>>24110479
>wasnt wired to be selfish
>literally hides in a room on the internet all day every day addicted to instant gratification
>>24110965
>If your girlfriend is literally your entire world then
that is your problem.
I don't know about the rest of the post, but this is the truest thing i've seen written here. The more you treat a woman like she's a goddess of your world, god forbid if you separate yourself from the rest of the world for the sake of being even closer to her, you will regret this.
There is no single woman who will stay with you, no matter how you perceive her, or how she perceives herself.
She will get bored if you do this shit, and they don't keep old toys. Maybe as an orbiter.
>>24111695
Exactly, you shouldn't be together with someone knowing if you would break up you would just kill yourself.
you should always know you can be okey with being alone, untill you meet someone new
>>24111685
You're just rehashing what I previously said, nice going.
>>24111732
Preach it, anon.
People who have a naive and disney-like idea of love get fucked up the hardest.
Life is not a fairytale, they don't roll credits after you ride off into the sunset. Or after you nut in her.
>>24111914
FUCK OFF RETARDER NIGEr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8I8888888888888888888888888888
>>24111971
You might be pissed off but i'm looking out for you and your kind, man to man.
We can't change the women or their nature.
I wouldn't despair though, we are already moving towards technology which could let us engineer our own partners. Virtual this, artificial that. It's real enough to piss the biocunts off and make them rally against "sexbots" and "creepy japanese simulators".
>>24110863
i don't deserve my gf either, but i got one anyway. fuck off
