>less than 5'11
>no job
>autistic
>weak facial bone structure
>autism
>acne
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches cartoons
>watches creep porn
>pedophile
>manchild
>feelings of entitlement
>fat
>skeleton
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
>balding
>excessive wrinkles
>anti-theist atheist
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>social anxiety
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>naruto runs through campus
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a face wash
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>uses reddit
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink alchohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
>mongloid eyes
>indian
>muslim
>uses memes in real life conversations
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>plays mine craft
>brony
>furry
>foot fetish
So red flag <=> not being a Chad
Good to know. At least now we can all stop trying. Let's see how far the roasties get with just Chads working.
>>24108326
roastie thread?
roastie thread.
>>24108326
>>posts on /r9k/
This is the only one I'm guildy of... I'm not gonna make it am I
>still owns yugioh cards
>has a waifu
>obsession with Asian women
I kek'd thanks OP
that's not what "red flags" are
learn the term first you dumb roastie
>>24108384
>still owns yugioh cards
Why ;-;
It's a good thing I wear sweatpants and running shoes every day! For a second there I thought I've been had!
>>24108326
>acne
it's not that bad though
>fat
230 ~18% BF, working on it
>wears running shoes with jeans
don't think I have to defend this
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink alcohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
How did I do ribbits?
>>24108483
>fat
You're automatically repulsive. Either lose weight or kill yourself.
>>24108425
Been meaning to sell them, never got around to it.
Throwing them out is just stupid. If I had a kid to give them to who would take care of them I probably would.
>>24108527
Unless you're a woman in which case just look for a guy who is not "shallow" and whine until you find him.
>>24108527
The bearded fat guy look is in these days, anon. Try to keep up with social trends and not be an autistic shut in. :^)
>>24108533
Send them to me anon. Boxfaggot said he'd email in one of the early comfy yugioh threads, but never did ;-;
>>24108352
Using face wash and drinking diet soda aren't Chad things.
>>24108326
>less than 5'11"
>skellington
>social anxiety
>doesn't own a car
I drive motorbike; I think that qualifies me for owning a car, but not 100% sure tbqh.
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink diet soda
Is 5-6 very bad? Am I ever going to get a gf?
There you go, a red flag for boys.
Now fuck off with your bullshit shitposting thread
>>24108326
It's sad how this stupid bait thread will probably get hundreds of replies.
Afterwards people will complain about those kinds s of threads even tho they posted in them.
It's the same way with celebraties, everyone pretends to hate them but they keep paying attention and complaining to them.
sage
>>24108549
It's actually easier for fat men. Women don't care as much.
>>24108326
i'm taking mones, is that a red flag?
>>24108565
Truly the best flag for boys
>>24108326
Good gosh... this is getting out of hand. You guys know how to troll I guess, but you won't get any replies from me.
Red Flags for girls:
breathes
gas women
>doesn't drive/own a car
Lel at Americans who believe this is important.
I know this is a bait thread but does anyone find it funny that red flags for girls (i.e. don't be a whore) are fully within their control while red flags for guys (don't be short) aren't something we can change?
>>24108644
I find it weird that red flags for women aren't something that indicates there's something wrong with a person's ability to maintain a relationship and is therefore something to be careful about.
>>24108685
Well being a whore is heavily correlated with divorce rate so.
>>24108701
I meant the one's made by women sorry for the mistake.
>>24108610
It's not trolling, it's the truth. Reality is too hard for you to accept.
>>24108635
It's in reference to the autistic freaks who don't get licenses and can't drive due to their retarded sense of coordination.
>>24108573
>It's actually easier for fat men. Women don't care as much.
what is this I am reading
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
>>24108816
Oh god normies and their just world illusion always cracks me up. It couldn't possibly be that due to being bullied by normies for years they didn't develop socials skills and confidence. And that driving is obviously a matter of confidence. No, to a normie EVERYTHING is your fault.
You are just lucky. Only difference between a normie and these "freaks" is that the freaks got unlucky when drawing their cards.
>>24108715
That's because ALL women are stupid bitches that think being bald or short is a red flag, when in fact that's a preference.
God, I just hate women.
>>24108947
And people think I'm weird for watching anime and admiring my 2D waifu.
>"Islam is a religion of peace"
>>24108326
>tfw having a 5.5 inch cock
Diet soda is for obese fucks, roastie cunt
>>24109527
Mountain Dew is for you
I'm only one of those. I am a quarter Mongolian so my cheekbones are weak
>>24108326
Only two of them.
But why is my dick being small a red flag, everything else is normal besides that I post here.
>>24108567
>this desu senpai ,bump (robot please don't mute me senpai)
