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Any other lesbian fembots given up on ever getting a gf?
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Any other lesbian fembots given up on ever getting a gf?
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yes, I don't want a fattie lesbian gf since I am not a fattie
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>>24108214
Just get a bf.
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>tfw no lesbian gf
I'm a guy
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>>24108214
It's impossible. I'm tall and /fit/ so they always expect me to "wear the pants" but I'm actually submissive and slightly autistic so after one awkward date they see my power level and drop me.
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Find a really femine guy there are millions of them
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>>24108269
>submissive, awkard, tall, fit girl
Why can't you be str8
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Women have high standards, qt lesbians never like me

I cant even make friends, I doubt Id find a girlfriend who liked me. I dont even care if they're 3/10 since thats where I am, as long as they're not obese

>tfw black
>tfw bad social anxiety and intense self-loathing
If men as a whole, including robots, hate black women, I doubt I'd find a gay woman interested either. And even if that weren't a problem, Im still fucked in every other way
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Not given up yet, I think I could get one if I made an effort but social anxiety often gets in the way of that.
Who /sydney/ here?
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>>24108379
You should try for another black woman. If everyone hates your kind so much, you only have each other.
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>>24108379
Maybe this will give you some hope; I'm an objectively 8/10 lesbian with red hair and beautiful pale skin. I HATE non-whites. I'm as /pol/ as they come. But the idea of having a black gf isn't... totally off-putting. I mean, I'd think less of you than a white girl of course but my hate for non-whites is mostly directed at the males and those big fat loud aggressive black women. So what I'm saying is that if your personality is cute and bookish and you like anime I could see myself giving you a chance.
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>>24108413
I dont know any gay black girls here but if I did, I doubt theyd want to date me either because Im darker than most black people and I look like crap

Im the scum of society and I have no chance with anyone tbqh senpai
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Oh I have no doubt I could easily get a "girl" friend, but 99% of real life lesbians are fucking disgusting butch abominations; they look like men and they act like men - you might as well be dating a man if you like that shit.
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>>24108464
It gives me hope in a way, but Im also shy and would assume that anyone who approached me was just attempting to trick me into thinking they were interested so that they could humiliate me and drive me to suicide

>"HAHA wtf anon you actually thought id date something as disgusting as you?"

maybe ive not been outside enough to no better, but still have that fear
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>>24108554
>anyone who approached me was just attempting to trick me into thinking they were interested so that they could humiliate me and drive me to suicide
Don't worry, people don't build such elaborate plans when they don't like someone
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>>24108464
If you were as /pol/ as they came, you'd kill yourself for being a disgusting dyke
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Obviously. Even if I did leave the house for social things where would I meet one? I live in the middle of nowhere while the nearest city is full of liberal/SJW daddy issue sluts.Online dating isn't an option either since the whole system is 'meet up, fuck, stick around if you REALLY like each other'. Gross shit.

Even the ones on here seem to fall into two categories.
The first being normie fucks who are constantly working/education. The second are the sluts who aren't actually gay and would gobble up a dick in seconds 'I-If it was feminine tehe' the useless whores. I hope they're the ones who get raped.

I just want a pure loyal girl who likes weebshit and will let me coddle her.
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>>24108343
No, fuck off i claimed them for us boys
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Havent given up yet. But I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do, I already live in a capital city with lots of gay shit. But I can't flirt with girls, too insecure. Maybe I should dress gayer
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>>24108657
How does one dress gayer as a (non-butch) woman? As in, send out subtle signals that you're gay without actually wearing an "I LIKE PUSSY" t-shirt? Any tips?
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>>24108639
you sound pretty gross tbqh
I somewhat agree that some girls only do it for attention, though.

>tfw no pleasant qt moderate gf who respects everyone and wants to bake cookies and cuddle with a mug of hot chocolate on a cold night
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>>24108379
If you are 3/10, what the FUCK difference does it make if the girl is obese if she actually would give you the time of day?

You stupid ugly nigger cunt. I pray to sweet baby christ you get Sandra Blanded and some cop frames your suicide in jail. You stupid fucking vapid UGLY nigger bitch!!

REEEEEEEE!
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>>24108618
I meant in terms of disliking non-whites specifically. I don't subscribe to the complete /pol/ ideology. But don't worry, my very nature means I'm not going to contaminate the gene pool with my degeneracy.
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>>24108742
Just end it dyke
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>>24108639
I remember you from a previous thread. What's wrong with trap dick if the girl looks really feminine?
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>>24108710
Rainbow wrist band
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>>24108764
I'd be down for an extremely feminine trap. It's better than an extremely masculine woman.
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>>24108618

Wildin' out, kekked
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>>24108718
>you sound pretty gross
I do not care. I want a loving gf, not to be some pathetic, submissive loser trying to pander to other robots so they like me on an anonymous image board.
>>24108764
You're a freak in underwear. Not a girl.
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>>24108379
i'm white and i hate white women more than black women.
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>>24108710
This

Im already shy, but I don't dress very butch-y. Ive been told that I dress in a rather androgynous fashion, but I worry the ambiguity of my appearance is off-putting to others, as well
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>attracted to women
>find vaginas gross
>find sex gross
>hate touching
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>>24108728
Because Im ugly because of things out of my control

i eat well and am hygienic
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>work in a gay bar
>actually able to talk to the lesbian girls because I know i have no chance and want to get better at social skills.
>still fall in love with her
fuck my life

tfw your oneitis doesnt even like dick
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>>24108783
fully passing cute transgirls are the best desu


good luck finding one though
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>>24108843
Then get a stick and shove it up your asshole :*
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>>24108742

>But don't worry, my very nature means I'm not going to contaminate the gene pool with my degeneracy.

but you're supposed to raise fine aryan children you stupid cunt
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>>24108269
Now see if you were straight, your love life would be much easier.
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>>24108858
uhm I fit that description
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>>24108887
Hahaha, no you don't.
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>>24108881
I beat you to the punch m88
see >>24108348
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>>24108869
Let the aryan race die out desu, this earth is not worthy to touch their feet
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>>24108869
How can she raise proper Aryan children when she's passing on dyke DNA? There's a reason Hitler gassed them instead of trying to convert them.
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>>24108849
hard to see a way where that isn't easier. knowing your oneitis is into guys but not you makes you feel like shit. if they weren't into guys at all then you can believe it's not personal.
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>>24108892
jokes on you I actually do
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>>24108881
>>24108348
I don't disagree, I wish I was straight, at least there wouldn't be an extreme shortage of potential partners

The big problem with lesbian communities is that most of them aren't really lesbian, they jump on a handsome man's dick without a second thought... you don't see this sort of problem with gay men for some reason
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>>24108966
possibly because they are all ready... in fact jumping on a hot mans dicl
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>>24108966
A 'lesbian' ITT just said passing traps are the best of all. They're just trying to make themselves more interesting and appealing to Chads.
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>>24108966
W-what if I have a round face ;_;
Is that enough
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>>24108464
>I'm an objectively 8/10 lesbian with red hair and beautiful pale skin

What a waste
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I have nothing to offer to partner. I'm boring, selfish and immature. I only care about myself. I'd be a terrible girlfriend.
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>>24108214
i am lesbian stuck inside man's body , OP give me a chance plox , i'll never let you down <3
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>>24109049
Yeah, otherwise she'd totally be all over your betaass.
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>>24109114
>projection
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>>24109130
Why is it a waste if you weren't imagining her with you? Do you have a kukc fetish?
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>>24108742
then you're not remotely as pol as they come, you're just racist. also YOU CAN'T COMMENT ON YOUR OWN LOOKS OBJECTIVELY.
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>>24108918
Because faggotry isn't genetic anon
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>tfw have a highschool romance with your qt classmate
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>>24109152
That's not the part I'm claiming projection on, moron
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>>24109209
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK DON'T REMIND ME

>have best friend in hs
>deeply in love
>one evening we drink at her place
>confess
>she goes silent for the rest of the evening and stops talking to me afterwards

Being homosexual is a curse, anyone who disagrees is a masochist
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>>24109264
No it isn't. Being straight and having to let homosexuals exist is the real curse
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>>24109264
Aren't like 80% of women bizexual? Can't you lesbos just find str8 (actually bi) women to cuddle and fuck? I mean don't women do that with their friends anyway?
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I'm pretty sure women are gay by default.
They can be taught to like dick, sure, but it's not their first choice.
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>See gorgeous woman on train/street/supermarket checkout
>I will never, EVER have her
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>>24109345
>I mean don't women do that with their friends anyway?
No, unfortunately. Only in our micronesian cartoons.
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>>24109352
>>24109345
Not in real life, no. Straight girls are just as defensive and bigoted as straight guys.
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>>24109385
>bigoted
>>>/lgbtumblr/
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What do straight girls see in boys anyway.
Loud, rude, disgusting and don't know how to please.
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How do lesbians even have sex? Who puts what into what?
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>>24108269
I'd dominate you desu, I don't mind
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>>24109437
Insesrting is only pleasing for the man.
If two women had sex, no insertion would occur.
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>>24109385
nah, more so. because they have something to prove. and they're fucking stupid, so they actually BELIEVE it.

men tend to be like "i don't agree with that and don't want it here." women are like "KILL IT DESTROY IT IN THE MOST INHUMANE WAY POSSIBLE IT IS SEPARATE FROM ME AND THEREFORE IS NOT A REAL THING AND DOESN'T MATTER"
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>>24108464
>tfw racist girl
>tfw I am in love with a black person
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>>24109425
rude desu ;-;
I'm shy and polite
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why are lezzers the best bros to have

>can talk about girls
>no sexual tension
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>>24109425

Half the lesbo's I've met are gay just cause they hate men so much which seems dumb imo. Your not supposed to like most people, just cause most men suck doesn't mean you should give up.
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>>24109425
I don't see what straight guys see in women. They are parasites who only take and expect to be disposable unpaid bodyguards and living ATMs.
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>>24109504
>tfw your lesbian friends steals your gf
B L I N D S I D E D
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>>24109558
knock the cunt out
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>>24109504

I have a lez fight hoes for me
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>>24109567
knock the cunt up (threesome)* fify
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>>24109618
I actually have a fetish to want to impregnate lesbians... is there really no end to the degeneracy
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>>24109682
>lesbian
>sometimes fantasize about being raped and creampied by a guy
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>>24109713
I can help you out with that, i've got a big dong and i like pizza
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>>24109713
l o c a t i o n p l s?
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>tfw all the girls who have shown interest in me have been tomboys and two of them were lesbos.
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>>24109743
Are you a man? This sounds perfect?
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>>24109713
>lesbian
>sometimes fantasize about dominating a girl and making her my pet with my huge non existent cock
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>>24109780
Yes, I would have fucked it up even if I was a girl. I'm impossible to love.
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>>24109796
>tfw no Tomboys showing romantic interest in me
You wasted something perfect anon
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>tfw you like androgynous short haired pixiecut grills and they either hook up with chads or other grills
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lesbians dont exist. only women taking a break from dick and women who want to feel special and "different"
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>>24109793
You're me desu. I don't want to be a man but if I could be spliced with a fully functional cock my life would be complete.

except I still wouldn't have a gf
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>>24108214
baka to be completely honest and open with you senpai
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>tfw no pet robot girlfriend
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Lesbians can't be here. Get out. You don't belong here. You're only good for making men fall in love with you. You're too perfect. I don't want that to happen to any robots here. It's a terrible pain. So get out now.
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>>24109830
It's a weird kind of feel, I'm not actually into them really but I find it interesting that a lot of robots would like those kind of girls.

Also now you know why I'm here.
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>>24109881
>you're too perfect
Oh malebots, never change. I'd switch places with you in a heartbeat
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>>24109743
>tfw you will never have play wrestling turn to sex with your sporty tomboy gf.

why even live
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>>24109743
why would you not want tomboys?
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>>24109835
chads? the cute andro wimmen are all lesbeans it seems

and jesus fuck does it sting my chest
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>tfw couldnt find any qt into BDSM
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>>24109835
She is gorgeous
>you will never a cute reverse trap/andro/tomboy gf because you're a male and short
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>>24109871
>tfw no neko qt to dom
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>>24109961
yes they think its cutesy that he ridicules their political beliefs and feminism
>witnessed this first hand
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>>24109881
I feel like it's all the same goofy faggot who keeps saying "/r9k/ isn't for *insert group here*, you need to leave".

Who made your loser ass the king of this place? You aren't even a janitor or a mod. Among the losers of /r9k/ you are incredibly average. That's like coming in 9th place in the special olympics.
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Lesbians are cancer, all of you should die
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>>24109919
Hey at least you can still fap to them.

>>24109937
I'm just not big on them, plus if they have short hair they can't have delicious twintails. There are exceptions, I just don't get why they're so drawn to me.
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>>24110032
the cutest cancer :3
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I'm straight, but I've often thought of having a cute blonde gf who will shop with me and bake cupcakes and we make out sometimes.
This fantasy isn't strong enough for me to come out with it though, so it'd have to be a secret, since being with a girl was never really endgame. That's not cool, so I guess I'll just continue to have no bf feels and spare the lesbians another indecisive straight girl.
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>>24110016
when you see a girl with short hair like that, expect mental illness
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>>24110016
do you want to make me cry nigger?
just let me be happy into deluding myself into the fact that they arent into cock. so I can sleep better knowing chad didnt corrupt them
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>>24110086
>spare the lesbians another indecisive straight girl.
Thank you. Genuinely.
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>>24110086
You be gf though since I'm a guy :3
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>>24109984
>tfw know a lesbian qt with BDSM fetish
>tfw she's taken
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I'm too misogynistic to have a gf. When I don't hate the fuck out of them I'm too nervous to do anything.
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>>24108397
Why the fuck is Canberra the capital of Aussieland when Sydney is over ten times as populous?

Is this somehow intentional?
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>>24110076
No just generally t shit people. I bet at least two of you here are agp trannies
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>>24110214
New York City isn't the capital of the U.S and it's larger than D.C
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>>24110089
le short haired griils are mentally ill maymay
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>>24110094
cry white boi
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>>24110196
you should admit you're gay and fuck a femme boy
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>>24108397
Close enough, can we be friends
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>>24110214
>tfw Sydneykeks and NYKeks are smelly provincials
Feels good to be inherently superior
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>>24110293
i'm a self-hating girl
i have fucked femme boys
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>>24110260
Fair enough, but i imagine that's something like putting some major distance between britain and the US capital after the independence

is there a similar reason to canberra/sydney?
i mean, they're pretty close even
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>>24110339
h-how was it?
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>>24110339
tell me about the pegging
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>>24110339
are you androgynous? do you have short hair?
is it a pixiecut!?
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>>24110356
No the Reason is so no state could have the U.S capital in it, so they made Washington D.C which isn't in a state
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>>24110262
Anecdotal but I've seen in first hand several times, a lot of them are actually really sensitive and freak out over weird shit.
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>>24108379
location? and perhaps a picture of you? i know someone who would be interested
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>>24108464
i like redheads, post face pls thanks
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>>24110030
You can get out too for being so defensive.
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>>24110406
>skittish is bad
>it is not adorable
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>>24110359
10/10

>>24110371
I've only put my finger in his butt. I'm sorry, anon-kun.

>>24110392
y/n/n I used to, tried growing it out but I look ridiculous so I'm going to chop it all off again.
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>>24108958
picture of u fully passing then, words mean nothing
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>>24109465
Nah, my gf and i insert into each other with our fingers, usually just one or two

We only come from oral sex though, but it goes on forever. I didnt even know I could come multiple times until I got a gf so we only stop when we get tired
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>>24110196
Be my gf? I'm a guy
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>>24109465
why do lesbians use toys and strap ons
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>tfw bf but i really want to be with a girl and hate hetero sex
I'm a bad person.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/shorthairedhotties
:3

you can also just search tumblr for the tags pixie cut, pixiecut, and so on
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>>24108464
i've had multiple dreams about a qt redhead dominating and saving me from my miserable life
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>>24108464
typical entitled cunt
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>mfw lesbian roasties might just be the only women who somewhat understand the hopeless plight or the robot..or maybe not

Why do all lesbians make it look so blatant that they're dykes? Do they really have to let absolutely everyone know that they're muff-divers?
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>It's been 4 years since she dumped me

;_;
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>>24110913
only the butch bulldykes of course
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>>24110918
>thinking a dyke should get any sympathy
No
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>>24110913
How are they supposed to meet up if they don't let each other know? Going around asking every girl if she's gay would take ages
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Attention Lesbians!

Has any of you ever done this joke
>Hey, i just got updyke
>what's updyke?
>not much, what's up with you
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>>24111043
Oh I dunno, a gay bar..?
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>>24111245
Not them but my experience with gay bars (and bars in general) has been overwhelmingly negative. If you have even mild social anxiety being in a bar is torture. Everyone is drunk and there's zero respect for personal space. Migght not be a problem for normals but it's a problem for some of us.
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>>24111245
No everyone likes drinking or going to clubs. Some girls just want to find a shy mousey girl in the library. You both reach for the same book, your hands touch, and then notice each others matching rainbow bracelets. You giggle to each other and later that day fuck like rabbits
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>>24109345
I actually have found a woman like that. She's a total fucking whore. I'm legit afraid to touch her cause I don't know what she has
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>>24109995
I kinda did, you might think its good but having what you wish its the beginning of the end, consider the following:

>be me 20-21~ yo, university student
>little sister of friend (of highschool) is perfect tomboy
>kinda male face, skinny, very little titts,perfect ass, beautiful short deepblack hair and eyes, dressed kinda dark-gothic
>first time friend invite me to his house, i saw her silouhette moving in the garden before the house, starting to hide as soon as she sees his brother coming back home with a friend
>omg shes a fucking robot.jpg
>i start talking to her online cause she uses same account of her brother as messaging systems (lucky) and we get to know each other
>rampant insecurity, goes to almost all female highschool, doesent go out, very few friends, got boyfriend but long distance relationship
>they spilt on their own, she start manifesting interest too as soon as we start hanging out togheter
>eventually while sitting togheter on a ROMAN ACQUEDUCT in a big park she kisses me
>panic&terror.gif

...will continue shortly
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any girls from central europe?
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How do I get lonely lesbians to use my disgusting male face for oral sex

How do I get bossy lesbians to selfishly use me for absolutely nothing in return, and see me as a disembodied tongue that follows remedial orders

I will sign a fucking binding legal contract that I'm not allowed to ask for any sex act that I was not specifically told to do, that I have no input whatsoever, that I am not even allowed to talk. I will wear a fucking burka so you don't have to be reminded I am a gross male.
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I dont have gaydar. Its broken or something. I just want a girl thats as qt as I am. Its hard to find out whos a lesbian in general environments. I always see the butch ones and thats all I can find. I want a cute face and perky tits. Not a pseudo dude. I might go for androgynous, but never butch.
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I have a gf and we live together. It's pretty great waking up next to the person you love every day.
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>There are more lesbians on /r9k/ than straight women
Why am I not even surprised?
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>>24112374
you're just here to brag and make other anons jealous, aren't you?
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2D is enough for me
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>>24112428
But the question is, does robots turn women gay, or are lesbos just more prone to depressive lifestyles?
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>>24113330
Obviously it's the second one. LGBT teens and young adults have one of the highest rates of suicide attempts.
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>tfw no lesbian gf
>tfw have to worry if she is going to cheat on me with another guy
>tfw cannot have worry free life knowing that when I travel the only thing my lesbian gf would rather cheat on me is another girl so no problem
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>>24108464
>self described 8/10
Women, everyone
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>hate flesh and blood penis
>love plastic penis

why
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I thought it would be easier when I got to college but it really isn't. Everyone here is either completely heterosexual, bisexual to attract men, or are straight up "kill the patriarchy" men.

I worry I'm going to end up marrying a man just out of loneliness and societal pressures.
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>>24108794
You actually sound like a super awesome person. I like you. Str8 guy though.
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late to the party, but i feel this as well. seems like the girls who are into girls at my college are either fat, super annoying or tumblrite pansexual toaster-oven kin.

>tfw no short haired gf to play vidya with
>tfw no tomboy /fit/ gf to cook and bike with

why even live desu
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>>24115022
>bisexual to attract men

I feel bad for lesbians that they have to put up with that BS. It must be incredibly frustrating and tiring.
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>>24114265
plastic penis can be wielded by a woman, a fleshy one can't
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serious question, why do most lesbians like boyish women and not womanly women with big tits and ass?

I mean plenty of gay men like manly men with big muscles and stuff
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Are grils questioning our sexualities welcome? I think I want an asexual but cuddly romantic relationship with a girl.
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>>24115482
I think it's given me penis envy desu
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>>24108214
From the day the whore opens her cunt, you are thrown into this devastation.
Life, the decaying senseless nothingness.
You are weak, trying to latch onto a crutch.
There is no meaning to your existence,
you should kill yourself.
Your memory will be burned away, and I shall spit on your ashes.
The final act has come to tear your life away.
Reaching out for help and I kick you to the ground.
Your a failure to yourself and your fellow filth pigs.
Everything you know is lies, wasting away.
All your beauty has been stripped from the inside out.
All your love has dissolved and turned into grief.
All your memories have faded away.
All your joys have decayed and left you with nothing...
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>>24116487
No. You'll just leave for Chad in the end.
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>>24111469
>Go to bar
>Don't even have to drink or dance, just see who the other fags are
>Talk to a few of them and get contact information
>Network will most likely grow from there if you do other stuff with people you meet
>Never go to the bar again

I don't know how you all screw this up so easily for yourselves when you're wanted by default everywhere you go.
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>>24116727
I don't want a Chad because I don't like sex and chads are worthless at all else and men only care about sex
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Why do girls have to be so cute
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>>24116439
I dont like boyish or hyper feminine women

I like girls who either sit in between, or switch it up once in a while. My gf will go from comfy tomboy to pretty lace dresses and I love it

qt andro girls>>>>>>>>>> everyone else
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>>24116938
s-sorry for being pathologically repulsed by bars, I guess
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>>24118147
woowooooooowooww man.
this just made me feel those feels
i thought i was becoming immune to lack of girls
apparently not
such a qt
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>>24117008
You can't help it, you are wired to love chad.
Chad comes in forms.
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>>24115482
It's more depressing than anything else. There's always just a tinge of paranoia that you're just being used.
>>24116439
I like my girls in between. My absolute favorite kind of girl is short and petite with boyish hair and figure in feminine clothes.
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>>24118955
I never asked for this feel
I only hope you are wrong
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>>24116487
I don't see why you shouldn't be. Your feels can overlap with ours.
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>>24110476
No it's not adorable, it's annoying and all they talk about is themselves. They pretend to care but it's kind of like this board where everything becomes woe is me, every time they manipulate the conversation back to being about them and their problems. They become insufferable after a while and there's are reason nobody likes them, kind of like the whiny virgins here.
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>>24108214
I've completely given up because my options tend to be:
>Tumblrs
>whores
>bitches who pretend

Fucking women. I wish I could fall in love with some cute girl but there are so many insufferable cunts. I'm going to die alone, and I know it. I'm just going to turn straight...
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>No matter how cute/feminine you are no cis woman will ever want to date an mtf
>Cry myself to sleep every night out of loneliness
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>>24108214
I'm straight, and very against homosexuality, so I've never tried getting a gf, but sometimes I kinda consider trying to find one. I'm already 24yo and really ugly and never had a bf, and I just wish I could. Have some intimacy with someone for once. Also I'm getting really tired of how obsessed guys are with "cute girls" and sex.
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>>24110304
Just work up, surprised this thread is still going. Glad to see there's so many lezzers here.
Yeah sure, message me on [email protected]
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>>24121898
Why do you only want to date cis women? Why not date another mtf?

Transphobes like you make me sick.
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>>24122053
I have a thing for self-proclaimed ugly girls, what's your personality like?
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I'm looking for a girlfriend. :)
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>>24123240
>>/b/
senpai please, a /b/tard wouldn't come here
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>>24123187
Before I answer, are you a guy or a girl?
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>>24123240
cant help but notice that says /b/ and not /r9k/
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>>24123240
Nice
>/b/
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>>24118147
>>24118372

she is a feminist with a tranny bf (ftm)
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>>24122962

Oh? and I bet you think I'm a racist because I'm not attracted to black people.

I just want to date somebody with different baggage than myself. It's hard enough dealing with my own trans related issues.. I don't want to be surrounded by it 24/7. I need to date somebody who has their shit together desu senpai. More so than myself anyways.

Besides. If I were to date another trans girl, more than likely one of us will pass better than the other and that would be depressing.
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Why are there even lesbians here

You have your own board

I would have thought this board was the last place you would be
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>>24123295
I'm a girl original comment
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>>24123417
I'm sorry, but I don't know if I actually want to describe myself. I fear people will recognize me (I know that many people who know me browse this board), and I really don't want anybody to know that I have these embarrassing thoughts.
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why do women have the worst taste in women?
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>tfw no lesbian girlfriend uncomfortable with her sexuality who will settle on a feminine guy and dress him up with her clothes and makeup when having sex to forget he is a guy
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>tfw actually end up fucking a girl
>she goes and gets a bf
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Is it not enough to you fembots that you still all the chads, you gotta steal all the girls too?
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>>24123545
Oh.. okay, that's alright. Here's a picture of a sad dog looking into the distance
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>>24108849
>be 20 years old in biology lab in college
>see qt alt girl with a fat ass sit next to me and be my lab partner
>she is a lesbian
>she was married
this was in 2012 but my heart was screaming JUST fuck my shit up
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