>say I'm 6 feet on OKC
>I literally say "please, let me take you out on a date" to pic related
>it works
>show up and I'm way shorter than her
>she still fucks me because I'm lean and good looking and she knows that she's lucky to have me
I'm actually in a lot of pain now, 2bqhwy
Well done anon, just hide the peanut butter
>>24106982
its a shame the regret will be heavier than the weight of that hamplanet crushing your manlet body.
I like it how she's pushing her arm in her waist to try to fool people there's no fat there. I can see it, planet.
>>24107022
>crushing your manlet body
Is it even possible to have cowgirl sex with that woman?
>>24107022
true poetry
>>24107053
we did that, reverse cowgirl, sitting facing and sitting reverse, and standing with my back against the wall her pushing against the close opposite wall with her hands
>>24107092
>her pushing against the close opposite wall with her hands
I bet it was close
>>24107187
yeah it was like right when you walked into her room, just a few feet wide minicorridor
>hypergamy is so powerful that nowadays even fat ugly landwhales wont settle for anything less than fit good looking chads
I hate this world so fucking much
>>24107229
listen bro, I got her pregnant so why don't you go hit that up! you know she'll be looking for a guy, bro thats all you! and your son will have some killer genes, I'll visit him (and his mom ;)) of course
>>24106999
Checked and keked, desu mi familia
>>24107229
>fit good looking
I'm laughing so hard, l was a 6/10 and got lots of gfs in high school, like you just have to talk to girls, but since you retards don't have the guts to even talk to a girl, you end up alone.
>fat
>No tits
Why God?
>>24107713
nah her tits are huge, she just wears something underneath her shirt to compress her bulk
>select all the food
