>always go to buy groceries at night when there's no people around
>paying for my stuff
>cashier grills tells me she won't give me my stuff unless I smile for her
>scared to go there now because she always does this
Sue her for denying a service
Don't let that normie shit fly
Call the customer service line or take the survey on the receipt. Fuck her for that shit.
Report her to management. They will fire her.
Claim you are jewish and she made anti-semetic remarks towards you.
have fun getting that against your police record and never getting a job again normie slut
you need to scare the shit out of her
>buy knife
>buy rope
>buy anal lube
>buy garbage bags
>give big smile to her when you leave
nice pepe by the way
stuff like that would actually make me legitimately furious, that sucks anon
>>24106269
>>24106279
I mean I know why she does it, I always look sad but shit don't do it every time it makes me uncomfortable and gives me panic attacks. She's cute too.
>>24106247
stop being such a miserable faggot and ask her how her day is or something
>>24106247
>having a cute girl telling you to smile
wtf
fuck off op
>girls are telling you to smile
You're just a failed normie aren't you?
>>24106342
Just try to put yourself in that situation though
>>24106363
It's not fucking difficult, jesus. Just contain your spaghetti
"Haha no, you're right, sorry. I've had a long day. How are you?''
>>24106363
I would smile awkwardly and thank her
>>24106389
>saying sorry no reason
This fucking c-uck
>>24106247
WOW, LISTEN OP, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO NEXT TIME YOU ASK HER IF SHE LIKE FITNESS, SHE SAY YES, YOU SAY WELL TRY FITNESS DICK IN YO MOUF
One time, stay firm and don't smile. Make it weird and call the manager. When he asks what the problem is, tell him. Say "this cashier told me she's not going to ring me up unless I smile. I feel I am the one that chooses what my face looks like so I think I'll shop elsewhere from now on."
>>24106247
She's teasing you. Tell her you're not going to smile. Say it with hostility but not aggression and if at all possible make eye contact as you say it.
She will almost certainly cut it out immediately, and if not then at that point go to management.
>>24106417
naw, you tell manager that you have a muscle/developmental disorder that make smiling painful and she's singling you out over your disorder.
>>24106417
Great advice, that'l definitely improve OP's mood and himself as a person.
Just listen to >>24106389 OP you faggot. Stay calm and strike up a simple conversation. Then do the same the next time and the time after that. I'm not asking you to ask her out or marry the woman. Just see how comfortable you feel after a while and take things from there.
>>24106328
Aww, she's just trying to be friendly and give a little bantz. Don't worry about it OP
>>24106497
Fuck that. OP isn't the problem here. That cashier girl needs to fuck off and leave him alone. Why should she give a shit if he smiles or not?
It's a bullshit power play from some roastie using her pussy leverage inappropriately.
>>24106497
>Just strike up a simple conversation
>Just b urself bro
Every
Fucking
Time
>>24106552
IT'S NOT THAT HARD
"How are you?"
"Enjoying work?"
Mention a job you had previous or something you notice that you have in common.
She's cute according to OP, so I guess that's it's best to just throw it away, right? Why even bother? Nothing's going to come from it anyway.
Fuck you and fuck OP for not seeing this as an opportunity.
>>24106497
Just be yourself, right?
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCKK OFF.
I hate people like you, why you even come to /r9k/?
Just fucking leave, and don't forget to just be yourself.
>>24106657
Yeah it's an opportunity
An opportunity to shuffle around awkwardly trying to make small talk like a normie until she realises that you're an autist and loses interest.
It's not about whether it's hard or not, OP shouldn't have to be some cashiers plaything just because she's bored at work.
You assaulted her with your depressing life vibes. Practically raped her in feminist terms.
>>24106737
>>24106743
Do you really want to be like them, OP?
Learn to handle the banter and say hi
>>24106773
Ok you're obviously not a robot if you think it's a choice.
Is being gay a choice too anon?
lol
>>24106328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia-XLPWLjlE
bruh
Should have just left the stuff there and walked out. Bitch is just trying to manipulate you. Don't ever let yourself be manipulated.
>>24106657
Normies don't belong here just leave your efforts are wasted and unwanted
>>24106247
Have you tried to make a slasher smile?
>>24106657
>h-hey
>I-I once applied for a job as a cashier
>d-do you h-have a bf?
>oh o-okay
>never shop there again
>>24106328
Just be your self ;)
jk, just say hi and smile and continue as usual.
YOU'RE PROBABLY A FAILED NORMIE
GET THE FUCK OUT OP
A girl greeted me once then followed me around saying hello and how are you because I ignored her. I walked around for a while because I didn't want her to know where I lived, then I just sat down and waited for her to give up.
>>24106269
but anon, stores can deny service to anyone, you don't have a right to be served by a privately owned business.
I can relate tho, OP.
>last year on birthday
>be in college, taking it super easy
>friend and I go to deli, I ended up just buying chips and smokes because I was full as fuck from earlier
>hipster girl with red hair at checkout
>cards me because I look young as fuck still
>"oh it's your birthday don't you wanna buy drinks too?"
>"nah, I'm good on that"
>"why aren't you gonna party later, anon?"(actually said my name, found this pretty unprofessional)
>"probably not, got school tomorrow"
>she gives me my smokes and has a look on her face that was a mix or horror and disgust, it was the same look a lady had on her face as she told me 'get out here or i'm going to call security'
>get super weird vibes while standing outside smoking waiting for friend's food to get finished
>cop car rolls by, think 'wow did this bitch really call the cops on me, am somehow a threat because I don't engage in normal social behaviors even if they're destructive? do I look like a school shooter?'
>cops roll past, just being paranoid
>friends food gets finished, go back to my dorm and smoke weed with him and my roommates
>play project m on some faggy kid's gaming laptop for a while
>pass out early and go to school
>inb4 nice blog
>>24106657
>h-hey you like coins?
>I used to collect coins when I was 8
>you know Britain has over 2 billion pounds in missing pennies?
>can I pay now?
>>24106482
Tell her you will smile if she shows you her tits. I promise she won't hassle you again. Or you could flirt with her depending on if she's bring sweet or condescending she might think you are cute.
>>24106925
How dare you put your education above getting smashed with a bunch of people you barely know, absolutely disgusting
>>24106321
do this op
just pause and think about what you want to say. either a) after a short period of time you will come up with a response that genuinely reflects your feelings, which will be satisfying, or b) you'll freeze and it'll be awkward, decreasing the chance she'll do it again
>>24106247
Just say that there is no reason to smile, but do it all cool like, not like your depressed self.
>>24106317
You won't get a police record for racist comments. But yeah, the store would discipline her.
>>24106342
It's condescending. It's usually Stacy types who do it. They don't actually care about how you feel.
As a general rule it's a red flag if a woman tells you what to do.
>>24106922
What? Give us a green text because that's weird
>>24107156
anon missed out on a yandere gf
just want to say this thread and some of the replies in it are pretty funny thank you for posting it and them
i feel for you though OP, what you should do is just complain to the manager like other anons have said
>>24107156
I was walking out of a shop and stopped to wait for traffic so I could cross the road. Some girl was also doing this and said hello. It caught me by surprise so I just kind of nodded at her. She giggled and said hello again, and 'why aren't you talking teehee' and 'are you okay' etc. I didn't want to answer her because I despise these kinds of people.
I figured she lived nearby, so I took a different route but she kept following me despite the twists and turns. It was just some bored teenager I suppose.
>>24106247
what the fuck, get out of my board NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24106389
>>24106497
>>24106657
>>24106773
CAN YOU NORMIES FUCK OFF
>>24106925
lol bakers got sued for not making a gay cake
denial of service isn't legal
>>24106247
just imagine if it was a male cashier asking female customers to smile
we'd literally NEVER hear the fucking end of it
>go to local gas station to buy energy drinks
>cashier asks if you are going to a lan party :))
>go to grocery store to buy lots of pepsi
>cashier asks if you are having a pepsi party
just fuck my shit up senpai
Not OP but I've never smiled in my life and so the muscles required to do so are extremely underdeveloped and it's painful when I attempted to do so. Nobody's ever told me to smile but one time a bus driver gave me a free pass because "you look like you're having a bad day".
>>24107390
It's surprising a girl would even know what a LAN party is.
>>24107408
Bullshit, unless you actually have a medical condition or something.
>>24107390
>>24107541
Wait, LAN parties still exist?
>>24107541
No, I've just never smiled before. I don't know why that's so hard to believe. Also never given a compliment to someone, it feels inappropriate for some reason.
>>24107295
That's fucking weird, holy shit. Was she cute? Was she flirting?
Teenage girls don't do that shit unless you look like a super uber alpha chad. Are you good looking?
>>24106925
should've just said
>no, i'm good. my friends got plenty of drinks for me.
>>24106301
literally do this you fucking idiot
>>24107615
I'm below average in looks. Teenage girls are the only people who talk to me actually, I think it's just their terrible judgement or they want to make fun.
I just wish they'd fuck off back to school already.
>>24107361
this, tbqhwyrtfamiah
>>24106269
fucking lel /r9k/ in a nutshell right here
>>24107688
You're probably not bad looking then
Teenage girls are repulsed by ugly people (I should know)
>>24107731
hey look guys baibee made his first post!
>>24107731
yeah i found it pretty funny too
>>24107220
SHE LIKES YOU RETARD
>>24107541
yeah, it is weird and i think maybe she was trying to flirt with me, she seems "alternate" to say the least.
well im not sure if she was trying to flirt with me or not, my problem is sometimes i have maniac phases and basically forget i'm a loser with no worth and then the girls think that is what i am like when it is only a very rare occurrence.. i think i have bipolar or something
i wish cashiers would just leave me alone
Serves you right for not going to a shop with self checkouts
>>24107586
So you've never laughed, and you were never happy enough to smile even as a small child?
Everyone has at least one happy memory.
>>24107615
Actually stupid dumb teenage whores do these kinds of shit.
Something pretty similar to that happened to me twice. And I definetely don't look like chad and literally emenate a virgin aura.
>>24107926
>SHE LIKES YOU RETARD
That's what she wants you to think so you can spend more money over there. Fool.
>>24106328
She wants the D, anon. Give it to her.
>>24106657
>asking a cashier if she's enjoying work
>asking a graveyard shift cashier if she's enjoying work
these fucking niggers
>>24106974
actually, if i was a girl, i would find it stupidly funny but not in a bad way. i think it would look cute as hell rather than weird
>>24108922
>literally emenate a virgin aura.
You're alright man
>>24109014
Girls only think of things in a positive way if they think you're attractive. I'm speaking generally, and generally speaking is pretty damn true
>>24107720
>tripfag
>complaining about normies
you're just as bad
>>24107585
no. she probably meant a small group of people who know each other and play various casual/family/fun games together on xbox or playstation
>>24108922
Give us the greentexts, f4mm0
>>24107926
protip: cashiers don't like their customers. They especially don't like NEET KHVJF virgins who interpret every single positive female interaction as the girl liking them.
>>24109042
true. but there are still exceptions
>>24109052
Oh. Well fuck, I'd love to go to a 90s LAN party again. :(
>>24109070
If they dislike you why would they give you positive interaction at all?
>REEEEEE GIRLS ARE WHORES AND ONLY WANT TO BE NOTICED BY CHAD
>REEEEEEEEEE A CUTE GIRL GATHERED THE COURAGE TO TALK TO ME AND WANTED ME TO SMILE FOR HER FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
Fuck you. I would give a lot if tomorrow a qt would smile to me and tell me to smile. That would give me hope.
>>24107586
You are the definition of a robot. We need more people like you in /r9k/.
>>24109099
Because they are paid to provide a positive customer service experience?
>>24109107
false hope
cashiers always make annoying small talk like that and cute girls know they're cute so they fuck with ugly aspies like us
do you think they just swipe food items all day every day silently?
>>24106657
>how was your last bowel movement
>>24109078
who wouldnt want to.
>tfw no old school counter-strike LAN parties with a fuck load of nerds with glasses playing on an old ass white coloured keyboard and mices while looking at a big ass CRT monitor
>>24109149
Criticizing someone's expression or appearance is a very personal thing though.
They probably wouldn't do it in front of their manager.
>>24109151
I would take false hope some days instead of no hope every day.
>Always go shopping on Sunday for the week in Tesco
>Go because there is a cute girl who works on Sunday and I like to stare at her
>Went today
>Shop really busy
>Start to feel nervous
>Look for the qt
>Can't find her anywhere
>Eventually find the aisle she is working on
>I usually wait for her to stack something then buy it and that item is my Sunday treat
>Today she is stacking sausage rolls
>Good for me, I love sausage rolls
>She puts out only 1 packet of them because the shelf is pretty full
>Some woman walks over before me and grabs it
>Spend the next 30 minutes following her around so I can take the rolls from her trolley and have my qt's handprints on my snack for the day
>eventually she turns away from the trolley while buying beer
>grab the sausage rolls and run away
>buy them and nothing else
>just ate the packet
>feel ashamed
>>24107363
They didn't get sued you retarded /pol/ack
Holy fuck, at least get your facts straight
The fags tried to sue them but they got laughed out of the court
>>24109213
They probably don't know you're taking it personal though. And no one is telling them that either.
That said, I agree that commenting on someone's appearance (or what they're shopping) is never a good idea.
I just remembered some cashier that had a very obvious crush on me. She spilled her spaghetti so hard, it was so endearing. Poor girl didn't know I was 99% bot on the inside. Not sure I'm even hetero.
>>24109256
>cashier says she won't give me my stuff unless I smile for her
This is the definition of a manipulative personal attack, of course they know what they're doing. I understand they might be flirting and this is how a lot of people talk, but still.
>>24109348
She was probably flirty with everyone; plenty of Stacies are. You just interpreted it as a crush.
>>24107390
Mfw Pepsi party
>>24106389
actually what he should've said was
>Can you stop being condescending towards me? You don't want me to call your manager do you?
>>24109255
https://reason.com/blog/2015/07/02/not-baking-a-wedding-cake-leads-to-13500
I've never been on /pol/
>>24109395
but still what
>>24106247
This is really cute, I hope you smile for her.
If I was a cashier I would do this too especially to robots. Having a cute girl smile back at you after you've given the smile should be a good feel right?
>I usually wait for her to stack something then buy it and that item is my Sunday treat
>>24109151
>be me
>buying combat boot things at Nordstrom
>qt cashier grill making small talk
>flirt with her, be funny and charming, make her spaghetti
>she marks boots as clearance and gives me employee discount
you cacs are bad at gaming cashier grils
>>24106247
Don't robots often defend men who ask women to smile by saying that he's just being friendly and she's only disturbed by it because he's ugly?
Is this woman fat or old, OP? Why won't you let someone be nice to your stupid ass?
> inb4 r9k is not a hivemind except for every other case where it is
>>24109421
I don't think I'd call that flirting. It was pure spaghetti. Blushing and shit.
>>24106247
She is just trying to be nice you fucking autist.
Once a cashier gagged when she saw me
>>24106247
that's extremely Tsundere, and cute.
>>24109940
>Don't robots often defend men who ask women to smile
No, robots don't do that because EVERYONE WHO DOES THAT IS DIRTY NORMIE SCUM AND CHAD
so fuck off
>>24106247
And this is why I always use self checkout. Haven't interacted with a cashier in years.
>>24106247
>hey monkey, smile for me!
>good monkey!
fuck that bitch, use the self checkout machine and wait until automation replaces her worthless job
>>24107408
>never smiled in my life and so the muscles required to do so are extremely underdeveloped
i should have done this. now i have fucking smile lines/wrinkles
>>24109894
>2015 (nearly 2016)
>buying combat boots
nah, f4m, she just felt sorry for you. were you wearing your trench coat and fedora too, btw?
>>24110933
*tips /fa/ clothes*
faggots aren't welcome here
>>24106247
>be me
>open account on a bank
>dad is tagging along
>go activate credit card
>qt on the counter
>she saw my dad with me
>talk to grill on counter for about 3 min while she activates my credit card
>get a flirtatious vibe but make nothing of it
>leave and never go there again
>a few months later while talking to dad about how i should be more easygoing and stuff, how i should put myself more out there, she mentions that 2 months later from that day, he went to the bank again, ended up talking to the girl, the girl asked how i was doing, refering to me by name.
I literally only talked to that girl once for 3 minutes and never sow her again
have i missed an opportunity there robots?
>>24111267
>a few months later while talking to dad about how i should be more easygoing and stuff, how i should put myself more out there, she mentions that 2 months later from that day, he went to the bank again, ended up talking to the girl, the girl asked how i was doing, refering to me by name.
I meant dad was talking to me about it, and he mentions the case
>>24111267
Nah, go talk to her some more.
>>24106247
>tfw pretty girls only are friendly with you because they feel bad for you
>>24111267
>have i missed an opportunity there robots?
lol no
>>24110976
>not being half-burkacore
lmao, enjoy your beheading
>>24107390
The fuck is a pepsi party
sounds awful
>>24110976
>>24111640
>not being gravecore
>>24110933
>judging people's clothes
be more of a normieshit, jesus chrgrgrist
>>24109233
UK or Ireland friend.
>>24111734
sick trenchcoat, friend
>>24107361
>others trying to make the best of the situation
>NORMIES FUCK OFF LET HIM BE MISERABLE
fuck you
>>24106247
I had a cashier grill try that on me, once.
I told her I wanted to speak with a manager, and then I complained to the manager about it. He admonished her over it, I'm sure it didn't go any further than that because she still worked there, but she learned to just shut the fuck up and ring up my shit.
I'm not at a grocery store to conversate, and cashiers aren't there for that, either; I'm there to buy shit and get out, they're there to ring it up for me until computers completely replace them. I don't know why normies seem to think everywhere and every time is a place and time to socialize.
>>24111267
Either of you must have left an impression on her, women tend to forget unattractive guys really fast.
You know how hairdressers always try to make small talk when they cut your hair? The male ones usually remember who you are if you come back a couple of months later, but the female ones never do.
>>24111267
there's two possibilities
>she remembered you because you're handsome as fuck and literally Chad incarnate
or
>she remembered you because you're ugly and autistic as sin and she posted about you on her facebook and laughed about it with her friends
now which is it do you think?
It's sad how all of you assume women have evil intentions , yeah a lot of women are mean but I doubt asking the cashier to smile is a way to fuck with OP. OP quit being a fucking pussy and smile.
>people are actually nice and pleasant to you in public
>you guys want to ruin their lives over it
Wtf guys? Just smile, say "thank you" and "have a nice day". You dont have to sit there and share your life story or anything, but I dont see why you have to be so heartless either
>>24111800
Are you even human?
>>24106247
That was her attempt at flirting
>>24111925
I'm not there to smile and fritter my time away with idle chit chat, I don't even want to be there in the first place. I'm just trying to get food and drinks and go home. Anything more than a polite "hi, how are you" followed by an equally polite "I'm fine, and you" followed by getting shit done is unnecessary and frivolous and I'll not ever have some minimum wage making professional button pusher tell me to god damned smile.
>>24111877
she was obviously being condescending
girl drew a happy face on my bagel sheath today
i wish she would talk to me
>>24111953
That's not how women flirt, anon.
>>24106328
Just hit on her aggressively. Ask her number, ask what's she doing after work, tell her she looks really good and that you want to take her out. That will get her to stfu.
If she's fine with making you uncomfortable with her normie bullshit it's only fair you return the favor and make her uncomfortable.
>>24111267
had a similar situation. except mine was well over a year. i think in my case its that im exceptionally ugly to the point that it only takes one meeting to be etched in memory
>get dragged along by family member to go to drive in movie
>family member is older woman that acts like a child, pretty fun to be around sometimes
>van pulls up and get in. like 5-6 girls ive never met, all my age and some are cute. her friends kids i guess
> not really a spaz just weird to be crammed in a group of people ive never met and be the only one who didnt know anyone.
>night ends and go home, did not learn a single name and probably couldnt pick a face out of a lineup
>probably a year and a half later at a party with friends. sit at the table and a cute girl sits accross from me and we start talking.
>without introducing myself she says "is your name xxxxxx? are you related to yyyyyyy? we went to see a movie together!"
>say yes in disbelief. to ashamed to ask for the name of an 8-9/10 that remembered mine after meeting once from over a year ago.
>never see her again
>>24106974
2 billions pounds
regardless of weight or amount in money that's insane. If I were a grill, I have engaged in conversation about random facts with you.
SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU OP
>>24111996
>the sooner I get home to get wittoled by my internet addiction like a good little netslave the better
>qt
>working night shift
I don't believe this story. Night shift girls are all single mothers.
>>24107390
>pepsi party
what the fuck
>>24112180
More like, the sooner I get home to cook my dinner and get to bed so I can work in the morning, the better. Maybe you have nothing better to do all day, than to fruitlessly attempt to flirt with some dumb chick manning a till, but I'm either working or socializing with my actual friends and girlfriend, in an appropriate environment for socializing, not in the checkout line at the local Publix. See, you assume that, just because I'm not super gung-ho about constantly talking to every single person I meet, that I must be some kind of pathetic loser, and yet, by virtue of getting angry about it, you reveal that no one has ever taken any kind of interest in you, at all, and now you're just being jealous.
>>24111818
>making assumptions about a girl's point of view
>on his way to become a wizard
>>24106247
Say you appreciate what she's trying to do but you're just not that kind of person.
>>24111267
Bro I hate to be that guy, but my bank lady knows my car and I've only ever been there once or twice in person. Including driving there so they're just nice m8.
my bank is in a town of about 4000 people so take what i say with a grain of salt.
>>24111800
>conversate
>admonished
How do you go from using a word i've never heard before to using a non-existent one?
Also, cyborg here. Socialising makes the day go by faster for people. Not me, I don't like talking to people unless they really engage. Which isn't often, it's usually just bitching.
>>24112371
>implying assumptions
it's a fact that all women are empathyess monsters that want nothing else than belittling non-chads
>>24112501
"Conversate" is actually a bad habit, on my part; I know it should be "converse" but I always wind up writing or saying "conversate".
>>24109233
Just wow..
>>24106247
I sometimes get this shit. Why do people think feigning happiness to get them to shut the fuck up is the same as actually being happy.
>>24111996
I remember one time going to the store and the qt cashier said hi to me, I said hey and then she asked me how I was, that was the first time a cashier even asked how I'm doing, I just ignored her, was I a jerk?
>>24112788
You were a weirdo
>>24112103
I actually find it really creepy when some girls remember you like that.
>Be me ugly af sitting on the bus on my way home
>9/10 girl comes up to me out of nowhere
>"Hey aren't you anon?"
>"Umm, yeah. Sorry but who are you now again?"
>"I'm Stacy, we read a course together a while ago."
>The course was just for two months
>It was over 3 years ago
>Huge class and I never spoke to her once
>Made small talk with her on the bus any way until my stop came
>tfw she adds me on fb a week after that
>tfw we had no common friends and I never told her my last name
Thank god she's never tried messaging me on fb.
>>24106925
>private business can deny service to anyone
I thought that when I was in high school, too. If you ever run a business I. The U.S. (I'm sure you won't) you should try and deny a minority or woman service. If they ask why say "just because I can."
See what happens.
>>24111797
Fuck off normie I hope you die
>>24111267
Your dad was just lying to you to raise your confidence.
Sorry to be the one to tell you this.
>>24109348
Same, She mistook my quietness for being some mysterious, weird badboy.
>>24106247
You can't go to another store?
>>24106389
>Haha no, you're right, sorry. I've had a long day. How are you?''
lmao this is so damn beta. apologizing, laughing for no reason, agreeing with her, making a shitty lame excuse, boring small talk all wrapped into one.
>>24112979
Is there any chance you're delusional about your ugliness?
She must be one cruel bitch to basically stalk you cause of how repulsive you are
>>24112630
yea i'm just giving you shit, I used to do that a lot too.
>>24114527
I don't think so, I look like a younger version of pic related.
kek baka desu senpai
meme
