When was the last time you had sex anon? Come on, don't tell me you're a virgin!
>a girl
>talking to me
Good one.
>>24105860
It was with you last night,
>huh?
Oh sorry, I mean tonight *wink*
listen up robots, this is how it's done
>>24105907
>Ew what the fuck, I have a boyfriend. What the hell is wrong with you, go away.
I'm a v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-virgin
>>24105924
You're changing the goal posts now you fricking loser!
>>24105907
This was the most autistic shit ever
>>24105983
That's what he imagines he would say to a girl if he actually was able to talk to one.
>>24105983
You're just angry I get girl daily with such pick up lines
>>24105860
>tfw never even kissed a girl
>>24106036
a feel I know far too well
About 11:30 PM last night.
Got pretty friendly with the 19 year old girl that lives next door, waving and the like. She came over and hit me up for weed about two months ago.
Now she sneaks out of the house and just comes over when she feels like it. We smoke up and fuck.
Fifth time last night. I might be in for some blowback if her parents find out, but she's of age etc. so none of their business really.
A bit less than 2 months ago.
My boyfriend jerked me off in the shower yesterday.
February I think. Maybe March?
>>24105860
I'm married with a kid, so a disappointingly long time ago. Thinking of getting a mistress.
January 2015
As if It wasn't bad enough that I've never been kissed, fucked or anything, I have to deal with these fucking couples coming into my workplace and looking so happy and all that bullshit, makes me want to burn the motherfucking place to the ground. I work at a supermarket btw. The most depressing one for me was these two young people standing in the line giving each other little kisses and being all cute and shit; they looked about my age too. Meanwhile, I'm getting chastised for something that wasn't even my fault by some ungrateful fuckface customer; at that point, I left my body and imagined I was dead.
>>24105860
Over four years ago.
I'm not a slut. I plan on fucking only the girls I really love.
>>24106036
Fuck em man. Better off just accruing capital.
nobody asks. everyone knows.
no one will ever have sex with me.
>>24105860
This thread. LEL!
last time i had sex was in march. basically a virgin again tbqh
>>24105860
two days ago I think. Gonna tie the gf up a little later
