Your first BJ story thread:
>Be 19, virgin
>Parents away for weekend for first time in literally ever
>Ask girl I really like to come over
>Says yes
>Start drinking start making out
>'Do you want a bj anon?'
>Oh god oh god oh god
>Phone blasting dank tunes in the background
>Frozen let it go comes on
>Girl stops, looks at me
>'Anon'
>Change music
>Half an hour later still havent cum coz drunk
>Have to jack myself off manually
>The cold never bothered me anyway
>>24103906
woah I seriously doubt this happen and i stopped reading the green text
but i do believe that you remember your first blowjob and I gotta ask you this.
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>24103906
>have virgin gf
>she has no idea what she's doing
>can hardly get it in her mouth
>we agree to stop
amazing
>>24103941
>>24103906
OH SHIT OP YOU GOTTA GET SOME WATER SENPAI LMAO FUQ
>>24103906
Wow epic meme arrows
>>24103941
FUAAAARRRRRRRQ
>be 13
>gf 12
>making out
>she tells me to take my cock out
>sucks it
>tries to stop when i'm gonna cum
>start fucking her face and cum down her throat
>feel her swallow it all
I've never had a better blowjob than that one. That girl was a fucking 100/10 dicksucker. I miss her.
>>24103941
OP FUCKING REKT
GREAT JOB
>>24103941
tippyity fucking kek
>>24103941
CUT HIM NIGGA
>>24103941
oh fuck oh fuck
>>24103941
OP GOT OUTED AS A FAGGOT
THANK U BASED ANON
>10 replies
>6 posters
>>24103941
underated motherfucking post
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>>24104051
Actually it's all of you who are the faggots. Or at least a few of you. Quit fucking samefagging.
>>24103941
>>24104048
Sit your ass down faggot
You just got put in your place
>>24103941
LORDEEEEEEEEE
>>24104086
I'm not the OP, m8
>>24103941
BEST POST OF REDDIT 2015
>>24104072
>op is a mad faggot
>>24103941
kekkorini
>>24103906
>be 13
>hang out with friends a bunch
>most of them are older than us
>and are the brothers/sisters of my other 13 year old friends
>one guy, 17, is a friend of one of the brothers
>takes a liking to me
>we're the only ones in the group that don't also have a sibling in the group
>we get close
>one night end up at his house on our own after everyone leaves
>watching films
>we've been drinking a little, and so i find it hard to hold my head up fully
>end up leaning in with my head resting on his leg
>he plays with my hair and strokes my neck
>eventually he pushes my head onto his crotch
>slowly humps at my head
>"anon, can i see it?" I say
>"you'll do more than see it" he said sternly
>he takes it out
>it's large and the first time I've seen a penis that isn't my own
>i take it into my mouth and start sucking
>he starts fucking my mouth
>for about 30 minutes my face gets used
>he cums and i feel it pool in my throat
>start to choke on dick and cum
>he pushes it in further
>tears streaming down my eyes
>he pulls it out
>I splutter cum and saliva up onto my face
>he sits back in the sofa chair
>"thank you" he whispers
>i lie there for several minutes trying to watch my breath and swallow the remaining cum
long story short, i ended up a child prostitute for him.
>>24103941
SSSSSSHIIIIIEEEE-EEEEEET
>>24103941
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>>24104041
reddit as fuck
they didn't even try
>>24103941
Top lel senpai desu senpai
>>24103941
oh man i can't wait to put this on r/4chan
>high school senior
>beta plus
>be orbiter to a girl who has no bf
>cuddling, cute shit, no kissing, invited occasionally to touch boobs over shirt, get hand pushed away if too much direct attention on nipples
>summer, break up
>college
>heartsick
>this fag who my best friend is friends with sets me up on a date with a grill
>meet grill
>even shorter than me even though I am manlet
>skinny but ass, cute, shoulder length gold hair
>korean restaurant
>she's super cute, naturally pretty without make up
>nerdy, a bit insecure, but also has character
>tells a story about saving a young girl during an earth quake when she was in high school
>once nursed an orphaned baby shrew back to health by keeping it in her pocket and feeding it soy milk from an eye dropper between classes
>I'm charmed
>she seems to tolerate me
cont?
>>24104244
no, nomrie
stop contributing to this thread and witness OP's downfall
>>24103941
>>24104244
>take her out to Pan's Labyrinth
>as a lefty nerd, this for me turns out to be a near spiritual experience
>afterwards she says she was scared
cont? cont.
>>24104271
Maybe you leave out all the pointless fucking details. Nobody cares that it was a Korean restaurant.
>>24104271
>invited me to her dorm
>in the kitchen getting food
>starting to get nervous and sensing SPAGHETTI
>>24104298
I'm confused, was she serving spaghetti?
>>24104298
>premonition of SPAGHETTI makes me nervous so need to fidget
>start rummaging through pockets
>accidentally flip wallet out of my pocket
>i'm my nervous but optimistic and overenthusiastic beta-ness i had concealed a condom in my wallet
>condom on floor
>blood goes cold
>reach down, pocket it, turn back to mouse grill
>she didn't notice
>>24104289
>you're still reading ;)
>>24104350
>in her room
>on her bed
>grill: "want to watch FULL METAL ALCHEMIST?"
>>24104370
>be redneck, have no fucking clue what this is
>" ...... uh ..... sure....."
>watch full metal alchemist for literally hours
>bored to tears but too beta to make a move
>she nestles up to me
>puts arm around me
>nuzzles my neck
>lightly bites my neck, pulling the skin a little bit
>spaghetti still threatening
>turn head to grill
>kiss grill
>become alpha
>strip grill
>FUCKING D CUP TITS
>be tit fetish
>mob tits
>mob tits
>mob tits
>grill touches penis
>grill sucks penis
>i said grill sucks penis!
>>24104420
>never cum
>eventually fall asleep
>wake up
>never ask for number
>take grill to meal hall
>have breakfast
>grill: "now what do you want to do?"
>me: "i'm going to take a shower. bye."
>grill is forced to walk across campus back to her dorm alone.
>later one, I wonder, why the fuck did I do that?
>later still, call grill
>"want to hang out?"
>she tells me to piss off
>my one and only totally random hook up
>i fucked it up
>>24104470
hahahahahhahahahhahaha if this isn't fake then you're such a stupid fuck lmaoooo
>be 14
>hear about glory hole in toilet at park
>go there one day after school to scope it out
>there it is
>already getting a semi from thought
>hear someone *ahem* in other room
>decide fuck it, what do I have to lose
>stick dick in, wait awkwardly
>suddenly lips around dick
>holy shit this feeling
>blow my load in a minute flat
>run out of there as quickly as possible
Went back every day after school until they demolished the place
>>24104483
not fake
if you think is bad, then tell us yours
and just to prove you don't know shit about me
>couple months later
>date 8/10 stacey-bot that is the social frankenstein creation of 10/10 stacey bot
>sucks my dick, I cum, she swallows my cum
>regularly
>take her virginity
>break up
>date another grill
>tall, double d
>handjobs
>break up
>date frankenstein again
>sex, cum swallow, etc.
>break up
>date tall grill again
>take virginity
>continre to date
>for SIX years
>now ENGAGED
>now HAPPY
and still fuckin depressed. so fuck you.
>>24104244
and fuck you too. i'm still depressed, so this is still my board
>>24104330
>new
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-stories
>17
>massive crush on a qt
>she has a boyfriend, but it's nothing serious
>one night she's over amd things get heated
>she whispers how much she likes me while I jerk off and grope her
>a couple weeks later her and her boyfriend break up
>she comes over
>on bed cuddling
>I complain that my boner is uncomfortable because of my jeans
>"Then take it out, anon"
>do it, start jerking
>she starts kissing me (first kiss), and tells me that when I'm about to cum, she'll take care of it
>keep jerking, feeling her ass
>takes fucking forever but eventually say I'm gonna cum
>she goes down and starts sucking
>swallows my load
She did it two more times after, then jerked me off a fourth time. Throughout this whole thing her clothes stayed completely on. She came over a bit over the next few months and blew me more. Once, she let me finger her, but that was all. I never saw her naked, and it still pisses me off I wasn't more assertive about it.
OP here some more details since you fucks dont believe me.
We met on tinder, had been on one date before etc. Shes hella cute, actually a nice personality really friendly etc.
Playlist attached as proof
>>24104664
good story anon. sorry she didn't do more, but what she did was pretty awesome
>>24103906
was 6.
>sitter in late teens
>gets comfortable with him
>one day he rapes my face with his long uncut cock and cums down my throat
>I don't tell anyone cause idk wtf happened + shy + I thought of him as a good friend
>slowly starts to train me as his slave
>I'm his personal cumdumpster for the next three years
>>24103906
relax, we believe you
now post pics pls
>>24104961
no pics m8 but here are the leftovers we got hella drunk btw all your stories were shit
it sucked and I didn't get anywhere near cumming, plus it made me feel more distant from her since she didn't want me to even see her vagina because of stupid gender identity issues (thought she was a guy, now she just says "i don't like the binary so call me they, she, or he, idc"). That and the fact that all she wanted to do was the same thing she used to do to every other guy she's been with, just bj and nothing else. I wanted intimacy for my first time and all I got was a mediocre bj and no other sensory input. Plus I was thirsty and sweaty the whole time ughhh.
Seriously I felt like I was just a freak because I could barely get hard and even then I was just sitting there moaning but knowing I would never finish because it wasn't doing enough for me.
