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It's literally this easy guys. don't you wanna win?
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It's literally this easy guys. don't you wanna win?
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>>24103816
Clothes are expensive and you look like a tool dressing business casual without a job that calls for it.
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>all you have to do is be chad and dress like this
ftfy
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I have to dress like that every weekday. Nobody gives a fuck what you wear with a hideous face.
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Win what?
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>>24103816

this style is not meant for everyone.
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>>24103816
Is he carrying a pack of cigarettes?

Disgusting.
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>>24103914

How do you think he keeps that vascularity on his arms? A steady diet of cigarettes and coffee.
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>>24103831
For real. Fashion is for fucking kids.Look at this fucking square with his backpack. What the fuck? What does this scooby think he's doing? Is that how he dresses to college every day? I have a job and that job requires a strict dress code, I don't have time to be playing dolly dressup twink to impress retarded sluts on tumwittergram.
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>>24103816
A male who obsesses over his fashion is probably gay. You can't have your cake and eat it.
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>>24103816
>When guys waste hundreds of dollars a month on the latest fashion trends
I dress like shit and I don't give a fuck.
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>>24104283
>looking after yourself is gay
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>>24105202
statistically yes
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>>24103816
why do i always look like shit when i tuck my shirt in?
do i have to tailor every shirt specifically to my body type or am i just being retarded at tucking in shirts?
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>>24105202
kewl facebook smiley pham
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But I'm an ugly manlet, so I can never actually win.
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>>24104321
Same but only because I'm fat
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Take notes robutts

real talk though just go on /fa/ to learn the basics and develop a style from there its so easy to dress better than normies
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>>24105254
not buying to proper size, or just being skinny or fat, you just have to be a little overweight or underweight and it will never look good
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>>24103816
Dress like a mormon and win?
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>>24105306
>/fa/
Kill yourself you dumb nigger, those people look like clowns
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>>24105306
So do you have to be a retard to have good fashion? Using the plural 'boys' when it's the same fucking person? You just know this guy is on the way to meet his male lover.
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>>24103846
cheating whore, senpai
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>tfw I dress like a 90's Heroin addict

who /flannel/ here?
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>>24105306
left and middle look okay , (his coat is too small for him in middle tho)

the right hand looks extremely gay.

Also, wear socks you fucking weirdo.
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>>24103846
>tfw no bf with an oppai hoodie
I'd probably actually try talking to someone who did
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>>24105310
im a skelly so i guess thats the problem. maybe if i had more meat around my stomach they would fill out more and it wouldnt look so awkward
>>24105480
pretty sure thats a bomber jacket and thats how they're made.
what i never get is effays fascination with the lenght of your pants not reaching below your ankles. that just looks ugly to me. i could understand if you're pinrolling or something but if the actual lenght of the pants doesnt reach down to below your ankles it just looks bad
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>>24105306
He could be wearing a fucking bag and he would still be chad.
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>>24105531
Ordering one now
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>>24105570
Ordered 5
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>>24105570
>>24105603
Don't do that, I doubt many people would get the reference
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>>24105626
There's someone who wants a bf wearing one. It shall be me :^)
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>>24105644
Maybe, shave your head and do Saitama's work out to prove your committment
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I won't shave my head, but I'd do the work out
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>>24105740
For >>24105690 obviously. Why wasn't that original ;_;
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>>24105306
Go fuck yourself, I aint gonna walking around in shops for ours spending a load of cash
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>tie past belt buckle
>fashion

:^)
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>>24105306
/fa/ is fucking stupid
Why would you go on a random website that doesnt know what you look like for inspo
Fashion works like this:
Wear clothes that fit YOU
/fa/ can't figure that shit out so their inspo threads are useless
People are fashionable because they were what fits them and they don't look like they're trying to look like someone else
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>>24103816
girls only like that outfit if you have the thick veiny forearms to go with it
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>>24105306
>no socks
>nigger running shoes
>baggy, wide neck shirts
>women's jacket (right)
>is a manlet
left looks ok but the rest is just retard gay shit
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>>24103914
What is it with business school chads and smoking? At my college's business school there are always a half-dozen business bros in poorly-fitting suits smoking outside the lobby at any given time.

>just be yourself
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>>24105433
my boy, wear that shit to work so nobody talks to me
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>>24106142
>hundreds of styles and aesthetics that cater to everyone's tastes
>picking and choosing pieces to create your own unique fit
>NAH BREH JUST B UR SLEF IF IT FITS IT'S GOOD
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reminder that street wear is superior
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>>24106240
yeah if it fits it IS good
Look at Mac Demarco. His clothes are shit, but he pulls them off
You could pull off 80s clothes if it fits you well enough
A guy who would look best in dark clothes would go on /fa/ think palewave is cool and buy light colored shit and look like an idiot because he's basing his fashion sense on what other people say

If you can't figure out how to not look autistic you're just a retard
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>>24105480
>wear socks you fucking weirdo.

No socks is comfy when it's warm tho
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>millionaire fashion models
>literally only shops and jerks off other twink fashion models

I'm comfy wearing a plain shirt and pants whenever I do my usual outings. If I was that egotistical to dress up like a humongous faggot just to impress tumblrinas I'd kill myself
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>>24105306
>>24103816
>chad with fancy clothes
>you dress like this and you become chad i swear
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>>24105480
That's a bomber, they're supposed to fit like that.

They all wear low cut socks.
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Would be winning except I'm 400 lbs
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>>24106278
Mac Demarco is an attractive white man and can therefore pull off anything. His fits aren't exceptional they just work well with his facial structure and character. You can pull of whatever style you want as long as you buy clothes that properly accentuate your body. You are not barred from styles like pale wave due to your body, inspo let's you find things to work with.
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>>24106442
Unless you're fucking obese and trying to go full slp.
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>>24105234
>statistically
Found the autist
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Don't have any money to buy clothes.
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Protip: low test leads to low sex drive and apathy, especially when it comes to appearance.

When you're brimming with testosterone, you'll be full of confidence and energy and be really concerned with how you look because you want to have sex and you know it will help you have sex.

Not caring about appearance is a dead giveaway that you're not in rut and no woman will ever choose you. They want dominant male genes and appearance is a sign that shows them who is and who isn't dominant.
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>>24106442
What style fits ugly manlets?
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>>24104321
>white shirt
>latest fashion trends

How retarded and bitter are you? Just buy simple, stylish clothes, like plain tshirts etc without autistic drawings/slogans on them.
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>>24107973
Its actually easier than that, just be hot and then wear whatever you want.
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>>24107908
Jester attire.
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>>24107878
Protip: I don't really give a fuck about indicating to some slag that my balls are full.

they aren't. I jerk off daily
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>>24106174
Lol, trench coats are women's coats? Shows how far women taking everything brainwashing has gone. Even fucking high heels were men's shoes first, then women adopted them and turned them in to the whorish shape they are now.

The way to tell is which side the buttons are on. Historically, only men were deemed capable of getting dressed by themselves.
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>>24105254
I have the same problem, senpai, if I wear a long-sleeved shirt then it leaves so much space in the crease of the arm that I look like I have wings
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As a qt twink programmer, I never need to wear anything but jeans and hoodie.
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>>24105570
>>24105603
please help me.
I can only seem to find t-shirts or hoodies without the correct colour scheme
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>>24108077
Buy a shirt that fits you. Try Zara
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How to get grills

>Respect yourself. Don't be a dick to others. Do things for others without expecting anything in return. Speak with intent and without being afraid. Don't boast and be cocky / arrogant.

>Dress decently, doesn't need to be fancy

>Be interesting, pick up a hobby that isn't watching anime or playing video games. Just forget anything using a screen.

>As a man you are expected to take the lead. You text / call her, you decide where to go out, you decide to kiss her. She won't ever.

>Being able to take care of yourself.

The first 100 times tou try you will be afraid and inecure and come over like a sack of shit without a spine. Such is life. Go trough it and learn.

The most people learned this in puberty but like me you where probably sitting in your room playing video games avoiding being bullied.

You can still learn it but at your age it's not socially accepted to fail with this and that's why you don't see many robots suceeding. They're afraid of being frowned upon and laughed at.

Of course you will still have to deal with your shortcomings. This doesn't make you some perfect god and people will still reject you but most importantly you will soon be rejecting other and looking for somebody that fits your needs. And that my fellow robots is being a chad.
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>>24107973
bazinga

original comment
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>>24105306

White shoes without socks?
Just as bad as >>24108050
Super-slim jeans?
Unkept shirt?
Neckbeard?

It's just a proof that he would look good with anything. He have a nicer body and face than 95+ % of people on /r9k/, these clothes are hideous and would make any of us look like a hobbo.
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>>24108167
How about I stay NEET and never wear clothes for the rest of my life? Sounds like a good idea desu
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