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Who /cantgrowabeard/ here?
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>tfw can grow a beard but have a gigantic bald spot on my chin anyway
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>>24103449
It's pretty bad for skin.

Shaving your beard makes your skin stronger and you will look younger than you are if you shave it 1 time every 3/4 days.

Being unable to grow a beard and not being able to shave will make you look older than you are in the old run because the skin doesn't have any sort of stimulation, making wrinkles more apparent
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>cant grow facial hair
>baby face
>acne

my face is shit
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>tfw 22
>tfw this is the best I can do after over a week of not shaving
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>>24103604
>don't shave for months
>only have a few stray whiskers
>have to shave them off anyway because of neat work appearances
Shave often, they say. It'll grow back thicker ,they say.
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>>24103852
>Shave often, they say. It'll grow back thicker ,they say.

this is a myth and it is false
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>>24103852
that's obviously a bullshit myth, senpai.

There's no way the hair would "know" that it had been cut, so how could it regrow faster?
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>>24103621
I haven't shaved in weeks and I don't have that much facial hair.
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>>24103852
>tfw they told us that lie in 5th grade health class
>I never shaved until grade 10 because I didn't want a beard and didn't want to deal with shaving
I walked around with stupid looking peach fuzz until my dad literally forced me to shave
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>tfw I don't know that feel since I've been able to grow a beard since I was 17
My moustache is weak in the middle though
>>24103852
Yeah that's bullshit, people just think it works like that because they'll start shaving at 14 and won't stop till they're fully mature then go well I guess shaving did make it grow
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Who /dirtyarabbeard/ here?
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>>24103579
>in the old run
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i wish i couldn't 2bh
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I can't grow a beard
I'm not sure if this is a bad feel or a good feel
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>>24104627
Depends on your looks.
>baby face
>wide hips
>no chest hair
I'd kill for a beard.
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>>24103449
Who /patchybeard/ here?
I can grow a beard but it's bald in some spots. No one really notices because it's kinda long.
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50 and cant grow a beard.
Why do i exist
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>>24103449
>Tfw can grow a beard through highschool but shavee it because most guys looked like twinks at my school and would make fun of me
>Few years out of highschool and decide i look good with a beard
>Beard starts to get patches

FUCK MY LIFE I CANT WIN!
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>stop shaving
>hair growing
>"i'll finally rid my baby face"
>hair on lips barely fucking grows, stays same all week
>hair on neck grows long and bushy
>tfw destined to become neckbeard
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>>24104763
Tell us a story, gramps.
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>>24104025
thats me desu
i just wish something would grow on the chin so i dont look like a wannabe alahu ackbar
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How long should it take for moustache and beard to meet? I'm one week in already and it hasn't yet happened.

Also if moustache and beard never meet should I just give up and shave?
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hello pube brothers

we should all get /fit/ to make up for our no beard baby faces
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>>24104763
>>24104793

>tfw no nephews to pull my white beard and moustache playfully
>tfw i'm accused of anons of arthritis for replying so slow but they don't understand my bladder's at fault
>tfw i actually believed i'll age like wine
>tfw no gf
i can imagine how our feel threads will look like 30 years from now
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>tfw pube beard
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Nah. I'm cool.
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I had muttonchops when I was 13 and my beard grows backwards behind my ears.

Still can't grow a beard under my chin well at 19, it's a weird Y shaped patch.
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>>24105428
Should mention after 3 years my moustache isn't coming in, but on the mouth ends the hairs are long.
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>>24105321
that's not a pube beard unless you have the most ridiculously thick pubic hair ever
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I just pluck the few strays that manage to come out once every 2 weeks to a month.
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>>24103604
Not alone. I'm about to turn 25 and still look 16.
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>>24105529
you're handsome dude, would go out with and laugh at normies/10
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>>24103449
>Tfw all I can grow is the opposite of a hitler mustache.
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One my friend says he's jelly of me because he thinks I can grow a beard. I don't think I can.
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>>24103449
>tfw can only grow ISIS beard
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>>24105321
That's not even bad man. You just need to clean it up and you can look great
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that's as far as it goes
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had pubebeard as fuck in hs, and being the autist I was I never shaved it
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>>24106112
Shit! I cropped my face out before posting...
God I hate Ioshit so much...
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You think you have it bad?
Half my facial hair is blonde and half is black, try making that work
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>>24106175
Why not just dye it?
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>>24106235
I have self respect **No I dont**
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>>24106112
That pillow looks familiar...are you persian or turkish?
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>>24106248
Well.... good luck. My dad had the same problem but he died it black and it made him handsome as fuck.
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I don't know that feel
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>>24106412

LOL.

Yes you do, you're just in denial. You got pube face my nigga. That is nowhere near beard status.

And holy shit, those Adam Lanza eyes. Don't go on any rampages any time soon my pube-faced nigga.
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>>24106412
holy fuck you are spooky
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>>24106446
You're just jealous about the beard man.
Thanx for complimenting my eyes. I also noticed the similarities but you're the first person besides me to notice. I feel like it was only recently they took on this appearance, don't know whether to be worried.
>>24106464
Why?
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>>24106412
Topkek .Dude, that's not a beard.
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>>24106571
Umm.. Yeah it is. Don't hate me coz you ain't me kid. Maybe one day you'll be able to grow something as magnificent.
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>>24106412
This is glued pubes
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>>24106412
Are you Tasmanian? You look it.
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>>24104886
well desu aging sucks for everyone but males definitely have it better than females
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>>24106606
Hey, i never said that i'd reject the opportunity to grow what you have, and congrats on that... but it's nothing in comparison to most men.
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>>24106264
It's a persian pillow but i'm brazilian.
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I can, but it's kinda wispy.
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>>24106653
If only... Love Tasmania. Incest is pretty hot tootoo.
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>>24106704
Is that you, autistic guy that cheated at speedrunning and was told to be quiet by that other speedrunner guy?
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>>24106728
Nope, not a speedrunner.
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>>24106752
This is the guy I was thinking of
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>can't grow a beard like my man-crush Andrea Pirlo

Why even live
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>>24106704
I would really prefer if you would be quiet. But yes, you are correct.
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>>24106835
Alright, sorry if my beard triggered you.
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>>24106954
He's referencing
>>24106728
>>24106789
and of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
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I can only grow a shitty moustache and some shitty chin whisps
But I'm 18 so i guess i have more to look forward to.
I would like some proper facial hair to look older and more masculine
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This is what I get after 4 weeks of no shave.
I'm 20 years old, my brother is 22 and can grow a proper beard, just like my dad.
Is there still hope for me?
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Alright here's a few tips:

If you're not 30 yet then you still have time
Instead of simply "not shaving", get electric clippers and trim your beard at say, a 1 or a 2 and allow the slower hairs to catch up, as they can take longer

Finally apply ministride (rogaine) for six months, but only as a last resort, as it destroys the collagen when applied to your face and can make you wrinkly
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>>24105529
WebMLuke?
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>tfw able to grow a nice beard but shave everyday anyways
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>>24105724

>"you're handsome dude"
>no wonder he is a faggot on r9k
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I can only grow a Mormon beard. I'm 25, why even live.
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