T-Tell me this isn't real
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T-Tell me this isn't real
This thread isn't real.
As no one would seriously expect anyone to read all that shit.
>>24100651
I actually read it.
Holy fuck it is top 5 most pathetic stories I've ever read.
>>24100574
tl;dr sorry m8
>>24100937
Guy falls in love with Jehovah's Witness girl. Pretends to be part of their religion for a year. Girl runs off with Chad, guy realizes how beta he is and starts lifting
>>24100651
>>24100893
>>24100937
Fuck off lazy cunts and read this piece of art
>>24100981
LMFAO THIS NIGGA ROASTY
HE MAAAAD LMAO
WURLDSTAAAAH
WORLDSTAAAAH HIPHOOOP
>>24100893
It's worth the read, man. It's pretty damn bad.
>>24100574
>long fucking greentext.jpg
Not even gonna try man, this shit hurts my fucking eyes
tl;dr:
Beta atheist pretends to be Jehova's Witness to get hot religious Stacy. Converts to Jehova's Witness, goes from door to door to convert people, goes to Bible studies and shit, all just pretending to get the NAWALT qt 3.14
Stacy eventually falls in love with alpha Chad who mocks their religion and made her laugh, gave her tingles with his jokes against their religion.
we posting beta shit?the pictures are highly unlikely to be actually related to the story
another classic
idr what this is but its a greentext story desu
>>24101296
These stories are kind of hot. I know there are a few more like this one floating around.
le epik 4chan screenshots, just like /r/4chan haha!! epik!
>>24101668
whats your point, this isnt a meme thread get out of here
>>24101296
Why would he just go along with being fucked?
>>24100574
this one made me sad
>>24101631
have an hotter one
>>24101762
because if you're this deep in the friendzone you believe with the dick in your ass that sex with her is just around the corner
>>24101242
This one is fake, the kek pics are really of some old woman
more greentexts please
>>24101831
Literally stopped reading once it turned full homo in the shower, sasuga /fit/.
>>24102204
That's just a small fraction of the story, it changes by the end.
something to lighten the mood
you're welcome, robots
>>24102279
>skip to end
>and that's how I met my boyfriend. We've been together for five years. He convinced me to take a cardio-oriented schedule rather than gain muscle to stay "cute".
You aren't going to fool me into reading your homoerotic pounding twink butthole story, /fit/.
>>24101831
That was cute, even if it was gay as hell.
