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Where do you fall, robots?
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Where do you fall, robots?
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these are very specific categories senpai
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>>24099112
In between le gentleman and neckbeard. Share more with neckbeard though
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I don't fall into a single one of those categories.
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>>24099112
I fit in none of these categories
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>>24099145
>>24099191
Chad's spotted
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>>24099112

I feel like I've got pieces of all four all over the place
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I'm a NuMale who still listens to Godsmack
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>>24099216
I wish i was chad man. But alas i'm not. Just a lonely dude on the 4chans
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>>24099112
I kinda start from chad then slide to neckbeard at the bottom.
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>>24099112
This shit's dumb get over it.
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>>24099112
>no social life
>lower class
>no gf
>repulsive and overweight
>lives with parents
>work at a low paying retail job
>virgin
>2leftist4u
>agnostic
>fave country is canada
>my two little cousins are my fave person
>get news from facebook, cbc, and vice
>marginally active on facebook and instagram. have twitter, but i think it's stupid
>entertainment: video games, shitposting on 4chan/posting on other sites, listening to music, going for walks
>lit: Douglas Adams, Douglas Coupland, graphic novels
>console of choice: nintendo systems, mainly the 3ds atm.
>use "dude" a lot

holy fuck, i'm an amalgamation of chad and neckbeard. i'm more neckbeardy than chady
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>mein Kampf
>not read

I lold irl
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none of them
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>>24099216
Other than no gf and KHV middle class, I have nothing in common with any of these groups
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a patchwork
>no social life
>poor
>none
>average
>parents house
>machinist
>never
>anarchist
>atheist
>statism is cancer
>nobody
>random youtube channels, NPR
>anarchism, the beta uprising
>none
>4chan
>anime
>how to manuals, odd things
>none
>coin collecting, sewing, painting, wine making
>home owner, a dozen kids and hopefully no wife
>fuck
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>>24099112
>lower class
>no gf
>no friends
>unattractive but not hopeless
>ps2/3
>4chan
>agnostic
>living with parents
>unemployed
>center-left
>netflix, westerns
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I just filled it in where it applied best to me.
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>>24099112
Being labeled. Nah bruh.
>Social life
Close friends, a lot of acquaintances, I know and hate shitty people
>Social class
Upper middle
>Status
More than one girl currently
>Appearance
8/10, fit
>Lives
Moving in with gay best friend and his boyfriend
>Occupation
Medical Marijuana, Student.
>Lost Virginity
Freshman year in high school
>Politics
Nitpicker
>Religion
Apatheist
>Favorite country
Not America
>Favorite person
Me
>New sources
Everywhere
>Proud supporter of
All that I think is right
>Social media
No
>Site of choice
Sadly 4chang
>Entertainment
Drugs, studying, film, vidya, friends
>Literature
Anything entertaining.
>Console of choice
Whatever is in front of me
>Other hobbies
Yes man shit, might as well try everything
>Future
Doctor
>Associated word
No
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I don't know where I belong
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>>24101332
oops, had to give it a quick fix
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>>24101383
FUCKING NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
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Just working my hardest to be normal.
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Idk????? I just filled it in, kinda all over the place.. also female... >_>
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neckbeard fampai
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>>24099112
I'm not like any of them oddly
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>>24101619
Be my wife please
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>>24099112
Neckbeard seems to be the most appropriate.
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>>24101619
>Idk????? I just filled it in, kinda all over the place.. also female... >_>
Go back to facebook. Fucking normie.
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>>24099112
i look like a neckbeard but i fit none of these, 2normie4me
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>>24102948
I'm physically a Chad but 90% of the "neckbeard" ones describe me

>tfw got trolled by /fit/
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>>24101619
What the fuck is that emoticon supposed to suggest? I don't understand many social queues in real life and I certainly don't understand pointy eyes.

Also FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
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Can someone explain why "boat parties" are a thing?
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>>24099112

about as close as it gets
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r8 m8 but dont h8
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my loserness is much more obvious to me now
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>Mein Kampf (unread)
top lel
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it's 2015 and if you aren't Nu-Male you are on the wrong side of history.
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>>24099112

that feel when a combination of nummel, legentel man and neg bard.

fuck this life
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im a girl so some of the questions dont work for me v well but owell
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I thought I still had hope.
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Well according to this, I'm a neckbeard. just replace stormfront with TRS and does uncy hittie's book count if you only read 30 pages before getting bored?

Pls respond.
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Nu-male through and through. Are you faggots jelly of my mildly attractive gf, whom im in a lond distance relationship with?
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>>24107530
Better go and hit the gym now. You gotta work moderately hard every other week or so if you want a spectacularly underwhelming physique like mine.
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>>24099112
your categories a shit, A SHIT
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>>24104867
Kek, you fell for it...
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>>24101619
I figured out the best thing you could do at this moment after taking a look at that. You should kill yourself xD
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So I guess I land in the gentlemen area
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Neckbeard with potential I guess.
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>>24107856
Were you sodomized with a newspaper?
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>>24108177
I try my very best to be ignorant to events going on in the world at large because it usually just depresses or annoys me, so I don't have a news source.
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Was fun thanks OP.
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I'm not even a real neckbeard
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>>24099112
why is there no center right?
And why is all the media on it so shit?
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>>24099112
>Social life
Not popular, but very established. Based af, most of the area knows me unless they're a pensioner

>Social class
Working class

>Status
no current gf, bad had 7/10 last year, and keep up with bedding girls around the same in looks, maybe the odd 8/10

>Appearance
Pretty average body (sometimes get a tiny bit fat), 5'9ft, 5/10 face

>Lives
Very small council flat

>Occupation
Builder (Bricklaying and Decorating)

>Lost virginity
21 (I'm now 23)

>Politics
Far-Right socially, Centre-Mid economically. I sometimes bounce between a slight libertarian and then become a fascist depending on my mood

>Religion
None, but I believe in Christian values and culture. Fuck islam or any type of SJW shit that's opposing Christianity and morals

>Favourite countries
Great Britain, Best Korea, Romania, Hungary, Belize

>Favourite person
Can't think right now. Too diverse

>News sources
Al jazeera, kikebart, daily express, /pol/, guido fawkes

>Proud supporter of
My country, myself, my close ones and my sports team

>Social media
just deleted my facebook. I just use my phone and sometimes use my fake twitter to piss off SJWs and feminists

>Entertainment
Sports, fighting, shooting,

>Literature
Don't normally read books. Mainly read political or business shit of the internet

>Console of choice
PC

>Other hobbies
Seeing people, art, making music

>Future
Might become a self employed Bricklayer, depending on if I feel ready to start business, who knows. Wife and kids hopfully

>Associated word
FUCK OFF, WANKER *laughs*
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>>24107763
what a depressing image
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>>24099112
n1 senpai desu kek
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>>24106259
>What the fuck is that emoticon supposed to suggest? I
It means "eek" or "I am slightly ashamed of what I posted but in a quirky/cute way".

Seriously. These emoticons pre-dated 4chan. True old-internet-fags know exactly what every emoticon means.
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Chad: 4
NuMale: 1
Le Gentlemen: 2
Neckbeard: 14

fuck
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what am i
fuck the robot i am original
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>>24109673
No they didn't, they only acceptable emoticons were ;_; and :3 until all the faggots ruined them.

Thanks a lot faggots, this is why we can't have nice things.
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>tfw Chad actually seems like the least obnoxious of the bunch

Why do we hate Chad again?
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>>24099112
About 60/40 le gentleman/NuMale
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>>24099112
Do Le Gentlemen belong here or on reddit?

It seems like reddit is infested with a lot more NuMen than Le Gentlemen nowadays.
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These categories are way too specific
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>>24099112
None of those
kind of amusing post though. 7/10
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Most of it doesn't apply to me since
>I don't have any friends but I talk to people in my judo classes,
>+1 Mentlegen since I'm middle class thanks to government paying me to be a student,
>I deliberately avoid females, but not out of some MGTOW horseshit defeatist attitude, just never understood them
>I lift and I'm like average with some muscle, always improving though
>I live with my stepsister
>I study law, but ignore lectures and get by on writing/researching skill when it comes to assignments
>Can't fuck anything due to frenulum breve, would buy a hooker anyway
>Political views are centre-right/anti-SJW/pro-freedom
>Don't care about religion, so the closest label is agnostic
>Don't have a favourite country
>Or a favourite person
>Or really watch any news
>Or support any movements
>+1 Neckbeard I don't have social media
>Youtube would be my favourite
>+1 Neckbeard but only just
>Grew out of vidya when I was a teenager
>Only hobbies are judo and lifting
>Gonna be some government lawyer in the future if I'm lucky
>Don't have any associated words because I can and usually do go days without saying anything to anyone.
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>>24099112
All but Chad.
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Neckbeard except the beard and racism
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>>24099312
Better get comfortable friend.
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>>24099112
I used to be a Chad but things went downhill after highschool.
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>hotgirlfriend
I mean, she was 7/10

>social media
I express more right wing shit on facebook and twitter

>protesting on campus
protesting against the SJW, yes
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>>24099112
>chad
>centre-left

Chad is either centre-right, or not into politics at all.

His Stacy, at the same time, wouldn't know how to spell polliticks
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>>24099112

>social life
Medium social circle

>Social class
Middle class

>status
none

>Appearance
Unattractive but probably not hopeless

>Lives
House with friends at university

>Occupation
Student

>lost virginity
N/A

>politics
Apparently center left, according to political compass tests

>Religion
Agnostic leaning towards atheism

>Favorite country
I don't have one. I like Spain, Mongolia, Japan, Iceland and some others

>Favorite person
I like Freddie Mercury a lot, off the top of my head

>News sources
Friends and 4chan and then I check facts to make sure shit is true

>Proud supporter of
Nothing, really. I did agree with Gamergate back when it was a thing, though

>Social Media
I use Facebook

>Site of choice
4chan

>Entertainment
Anime, video games, music

>Literature
I'm reading some pre-war Spanish literature atm

>console of choice
Toaster

>Other hobbies
Playing music, Drinking alone

>future
Probably living in an apartment by myself with an ok job. I'll get a parrot or some rats if possible because I like them a lot

>Associated words
Ayy lmao


Idk you tell me
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>>24099112
Between Le Gentleman and the neckbeard. But on most cathegory's my opinion was neither so...

I guess I'm just me...
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>>24099112
scattered all over the place
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>>24111834
>successful young social people
>right of center
>2015
Oh my, someone better tell him.
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>Where do you fall
some unholy mix of NuMale and Neckbeard
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None of the above desu senpai
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somewhat of a mix between chad and le gentleman
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>>24099112
RATE PLEASE
RATE PLEASE
RATE PLEASE
RATE PLEASE
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>>24112421
>successfully

exactly, only losers becomes hipsters
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>>24113572
Chad here. And I like your image bro.
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>tfw too old to fit into stereotypes

A few years ago I would fit between gentleman and neckbeard.
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>>24113590
Thanks Chadbro, you're the best.
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I fit none of those
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