Would you see a hooker, /r9k/?
>>24099076
>Would you see a hooker, /r9k/?
I'm 26 and I've fucked 23 women, 19 of which were prostitutes. Lost my V to an escort at the age of 18, didn't have sex with a non-paid woman until I was 25. No regrets.
I'm a kissless virgin and okay with it, and I feel like I'm the only guy on the internet who thinks hiring a prostitute isn't worth the trouble.
I've gone to prostitutes maybe 5 times now. It's pretty great.
>>24099159
>I'm a kissless virgin and okay with it, and I feel like I'm the only guy on the internet who thinks hiring a prostitute isn't worth the trouble.
If you want to have sex without waiting potentially a very long time (assuming you ever get laid at all) then it's worth the trouble.
>>24099159
What trouble? You bring a camera, you print out a standard consent form, and boom. It's not illegal prostitution; it's legal pornography.
It seems logical in modern society. Women are too picky with their suitors, they only want Chad's. I don't think there is anything shameful about it.
I honestly couldn't do it. That girl has worse demons than us
>>24099226
>I honestly couldn't do it. That girl has worse demons than us
Would you have sex with the female version of yourself for $200 an hour? If yes then there's no reason to feel sorry for her.
>>24099226
Probably, but you're just there to nut.
Dogs have less risk, less cost, and offer more than a hooker
So no
Is there any guide to this sort of stuff? Any tips at least?
>>24099405
Who wants to fuck a dog, weirdo?
>>24099447
Me
And you, if you had an ounce of sense in your head
>>24099461
>Me
>And you, if you had an ounce of sense in your head
Yeeeeeah, no . . . that's just you being a sick, depraved degenerate rather than being smart.
>>24099530
How much does it cost to have sex and cuddle with a hooker for 2-3 hours, and how much does a day's worth of dog food cost?
>>24099633
>How much does it cost to have sex and cuddle with a hooker for 2-3 hours, and how much does a day's worth of dog food cost?
A dog is an animal that licks its own butthole, eats its own vomit, and loves to roll around in roadkill. You're lower than that by fucking it.
>>24099633
You're a horrible troll. But you got me.
>>24099723
Hookers also lick buttholes and eat vomit if you pay them enough
And I don't believe dogs roll around in roadkill, but even if they do, just don't let your dog do that, simple
>>24099726
Looks like someone can't handle the truth
>>24099771
>Hookers also lick buttholes and eat vomit if you pay them enough
Maybe the lowest of the low meth-addicted streetwalking. You ask a callgirl on adultwork if she'll lick your butthole and eat your puke - not going to happen.
>And I don't believe dogs roll around in roadkill
Do you actually even own a dog? I've had two Border Collies and an Icelandic Sheepdog - all of them would go crazy rolling around on a rotting squirrell in the woods, a squashed pigeon on the pavement, etc. It's natural dog behavior.
>>24099905
Well, if you're willing to pet a dog, as in directly touch the areas that would be touching the roadkill, how is sticking your dick in their vaginas any worse?
>>24099951
Well, the dog isn't capable of human cognition.
Also, IT'S A FUCKING DOG! A FUCKING ANIMAL!
>>24099972
And this is a problem why?
>>24099951
>Well, if you're willing to pet a dog, as in directly touch the areas that would be touching the roadkill, how is sticking your dick in their vaginas any worse?
Are you even reading what you're writing? Go away troll, you're about as convincing as Bruce Jenner's womanhood.
>>24099633
But you can't make your dog give you a footjob
>>24099992
Well, his problem is that dogs roll around in roadkill, yet he's willing to directly touch the parts of the dog that the roadkill is rubbed into, ergo rolling in roadkill must not be that big of a deal
>>24100014
Footfags should be lined up and shot anyway
>>24099076
I think about it frequently.
I go on backpage or theeroticreview or whatever flavor of the month whore review site to peruse the providers for a bit. And then I jack off.
I always feel relieved that I didn't go through with it after that.
I'm not a virgin though. I might as well be, but I'm not. I guess that makes a difference.
I wouldn't want to put anyone through that, hooker or not, no one should have to have sex with me.
>>24099076
I have. I'm either gay or suffer from extreme social anxiety because I could barely get hard
