Well I did it /r9k/. I lost my virginity to a hooker.
>went on backpage and found an ad for a niggress qt
>told her I haven't had sex in a year and was pretty nervous.
>paid her 200 roses for an hour.
>she sucks my dick with a condom on for like 10 minutes, then we fuck
>she doesn't take a swig of mouthwash with me and doesn't let me kiss her.
>Doesn't say a word the entire time. Acts disinterested and at one point goes to answer a call from another john.
>she double booked me.
>take forever to nut. She gets tired and Jacks me off for 10 minutes.
>get dressed and almost throw up in my mouth when I bend over to put my shoes on.
>go home. Microwave a dinner. Take a knife out of the drawer and flip it this way and that.
>shit post on r9k
>>24098424
Sounds like an awful experience, relative.
>nigress qt
Nice b8, post her images from bp
>hooker
Congratulations on being more pathetic than just being a virgin.
>>24098424
well at least look at the good side you lost your virginity
>>24098424
You literally can't be a robot if you have had sex
>>24098470
http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-amber-slim-petite-body-pink-treat-come-play-with-me/62077134
You must be ugly ass ttittes brother.
I did the same thing and she wouldnt believe me at all. She thought i was fucking around
Do you feel dirty, OP?
I did when I lost my virginity with a hooker, I spent an entire hour in the shower later.
>>24098721
Yup. This is me. I'm killing myself in a month so it doesn't really matter, and for now I can just attention where on r9k.
>http://www.okcupid.com/profile/guyinthedark/pictures?cf=profile
>>24098764
I'm literally in the bathtub right now with the lights off listening to radiohead and drinking.
>>24098773
could you paypal me some money before you do
im so fucking broke
We did it leddit!
>>24098773
Don't kill yourself, fake it til you make it family friend
>>24099060
Nigger I've been on here since 2010.
>>24099123
Nah. I'm 24 and I've failed out of school twice, have no qt A V E R A G E gf to watch mushi-shi with, and because of my schizo-affective disorder I can hear my roomates talking shit about me when they aren't even there.
>>24098773
you're not even that bad don't kill yourself shitter
>>24098773
I was expecting a lot worse. Your spelling sucks tho.
Id be friends with you.
>>24098773
also you're the only guy on okcupid who didn't write a profile full of reddit memes and portal 2 references so good job
>>24099254
Dude, I'm 24 and have schizo-affective, too. Only difference is I hear my neighbors talking stuff about me. Try putting your headphones in. I don't have a gf either, but I'm trying not to dwell on it. Try getting /fit/, only thing that's been keeping me sane. Also, try your meds too, does wonders for me.
>>24098773
That hair doe
>>24099374
My meds work well enough that I'm not willing to mess with them, and I'm even more cynical then depressed really. Like most suicidal people I used to not want other people to kill themselves, but I'm so morbid now that my oldest freind told me that he was going to off himself I'd give him tips on how to do it.
>>24098773
Dude, your only problem is weight
Don't kill yourself, or at least try to make a diet or exercises before, you dont have nothing to lose after all
You still have a chance
I'm also a 24 year old New Yorker, I'm going to kill myself on my birthday next month.
>>24099752
Nah. My main problem was that I was raised by Internet and anime because my mom was working two jobs and I was so morose as a child I never had any proper interaction with friends let alone girls.
It doesn't really get better at all. This isn't my first rodeo.
>>24099878
>tfw 27
>instead of having an awful hairline like you, I'm balding towards the back of my head (which is just as bad I guess?)
>tfw parents were overprotective and uncaring so never had much friend interaction either and just played a shitload of video games
>I also plan on suicide somewhat soon
we're somewhat similar, you and I
R9k should have a suicide meetup. I bet if enough robots killed themselves at once in a public place they'd do something about it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxZpEFJhO6k
>>24098773
>I don't really fish that often, but I like taking photos of fishermen. Sometimes I throw an unbaited hook in the water to have a pretext to talking and eventually solisiting photos of people fishing
That's just fucking weird
>>24100007
what are you talking about? they wouldn't even clean it up.
