Anyone else here mischief?
>>Call 24 hour McDonalds
>>Ask if they're open
>blow my nose
>put the dirty tissue into my drink at a restaurant
>one or two pickles left in the jar
>throw it out anyway because i want a fresh jar
>Dutch oven
>Myself
>see thread close to 404ing
>don't reply
>>24098448
>see shit thread on page 10
>bump it to the top again
>>24098239
> call anyone
> hang up mid convo
>no fap november
>already jerked off over 10 times
>be told to go back to /pol/
>post more niggers aren't people memes
>throw eggs on random houses at 4am in the morning
>>24098239
>Hate trap posts
>post trap posts in order to make other people sick of them too.
>see coin jar that says "take a penny, leave a penny"
>take all of the pennies
>tell people I'm twisted psychopath
>am not
>wake up
>see wagekek thread
>post about how great it is to be a NEET
>close thread
>get ready for work
>have online oneitis
>make sockpuppets and harass her on them so I can comfort her about being harassed
>>24098239
>sneeze at restaurant I was forced to go by mommy
>don't cover mouth/nose
>>24098597
What is a oneitis supposed to be?
>play hearthstone
>wait until the end of the rope every single turn
>spam emotes
>Go into thread where people are posting two sentences
>>24098622
no really fuck you
>>24098622
>Play new co-op brawl
>Throw everytime
>be professional porn actor
>have the HIV
>bribe doctors that test porn actors and actresses for std's with all my money I earn from performing
>do porn soley to infect others
>>24098586
Me every day.
>be cashier
>whenever a customer throws money at me (or tosses it on the counter), i do the same to them
>i make a point of doing it if they have their hand out, expecting me to put the money in their palm
>also don't wish them a good day\
someone stop me. i don't think i can get much more
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>>24098926
you can't devilish your own posts asshole
that's not how it works
>>24098239
>call IHOP
>ask if they have pancakes
>call pizza hut half hour before they close
>order pizzas of what I want
>choose the pay on pickup option
>never go to buy the pizza
>dumpster dive and grab my semi fresh pizza and any extra desserts they threw out, maybe some pasta.
Delicious every time.
>>24099004
Dude... Someone tell me if this works.
>>24099004
I'm pretty sure co-workers just take the pizza with them.
I would never throw out pizza.
>>24098870
Give me your poz dick
>>24099064
It does, I just told you about it faggot. You have to order a few though because employees will take it home, and make sure you order some weird combination so you know it's yours when you're going through the pizzas. They'll keep them in the boxes when thrown out. I use to do this with just their extras before I started calling them and doing that.
>>24099129
Do you ever give them your number?
A lot of places I know ask for that.
>>24098940
just stop me
i'm that fucking devilish
>>24098618
A oneitis is one person that you have a crush on. You like them more than anyone and everyone.
In these relationships, they generally don't like you back.
>>24098618
It's when your onahole gets infected because you're a hygienically challenged welfare recipient.
>"nothing personnel kid"
>it is
>>24099149
I use VOIP and give them the number on there.
I make a new account each time I do it.
>>24098586
>wake up
>see wagekek thread
>talk about my job and how NEETs are useless leeches on society
>close thread
>go back to sleep cause I have no job
>>24099149
You're supposed to give them your number for safety reasons.
>Peer review back in high school
>Have to trade papers with some girl I didn't like
>Don't change a single thing after getting my paper back with red marks all over it
>100
>call norms restaurant
>scream Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24099260
it sounds like it'd be easier to just pay for the pizza, m8
>>24098971
Ketchup.
I said kill yourself.
That shitty trip was made in a fembot thread.
> only yield at stop signs
>>24099945
I don't have a job or enough money to pay for it, I live with my parents.
>>24098491
>is told to throw eggs at random houses
>doesn't do it
>>24098687
Underrated desu
>order large meal at a restaurant
>leave immediately after
