Is there anyone else who finds the idea of fucking the Hensel twins insanely hot? Just think about two heads moaning while you're fucking one pussy.
I'm been jerking off to their pictures for basically as long as I've been masturbating (we're about the same age). Sucks having a fetish you know you'll never fulfill. Anyone with me, /r9k/?
I'd rather be dead than conjoined, one of the things that genuinely terrifies me.
>>24096632
I bet they're fucking great at kissing.
>fucking one mouth while the other sucks your balls
Personally, I believe monstrous babies should be euthanized like in the old days for their own good.
>>24096667
If you're a conjoined twin and you kill yourself, does it count as a murder-suicide?
imagine one of them decided to commit suicide
>>24096667
Don't watch Human Centipede then I guess.
>>24096715
Imagine if they were both suicidal. But they know that if the other one is more suicidal, they can decapitate the extra head and have a whole body, all for themselves. Just a horrifying, depressing waiting game, seeing who can outlast the other in a miserable existence.
how many assholes does it have?
So I wonder how this works. Does one head control one side of the body? Can they feel what happens on the other side?
I would love to drop some mdma and LSD with them.
>>24096667
It's so weird. Such a rare human experience. They seem to be ok with it, guess they've never known anything else.
>>24096632
>he hasn't seen American Horror Story: Freak Show
>>24096748
HAHAHA I CONTROL THE BODY NOW
Would rather fuck a pair of twins conjoined at like the hip or back or something. Then you can fuck two different pussies and knock them both up.
>tfw no conjoined twins waifu with two big pregnant bellies and four big milky tits
>>24096751
Three to be honest.
>>24096632
It looks pretty legit. There is a whole heap of em.
>>24096632
imagine fucking their neck gap
>this could make millions
I bet they're coalburners. They just want to share a BBC.
>>24096676
Just imagining kissing them turns me on. The mechanics are so unusual. Think about intensely making out with one, while the other nibbles your ear and talks filthy.
>>24096806
Imagine cutting off a head and fucking the bloody throat hole while the other one screams.
>>24096769
Apparently, they each control one side -- like if you squashed two bodies together. There's a line down the center where their nervous systems intemingle and they both can feel it.
>>24096748
That's fucking Hollywood material right dere.
Would fucking them be a 2.5some?
>>24096801
Seen that all over, but its been proven as a Photoshop. I bet they're super careful about any sexual activity, they must deal with skeevy dudes all the time.
>>24096991
>implying they don't finger themselves while whispering dirty things to each other as they imagine all the perverse sexual things they wanna do with strangers
this reminds me of this
I wonder if they get tired of each other sometimes, but there's nothing they can do about it because they literally share the same body.
>>24096748
I don't think that's how nerves work
Unless it is?
What if they're constantly competing for control of certain appendages? Shit would be weird
Doing anything your sister doesn't want you to do becomes a battle of wills
>>24096912
lemootblox
Beach body
What's the worst place to be conjoined to another person?
They drive
>>24097948
The body is weird. They're wide, but not necessarily fat.
>>24096632
Nigger I'm drunk as fuck right now and that thought disgusts me.
how does this fucking work
who has control of the legs
who decides shit
what if they get into an argument and severely disagree? what if one is lesbian and the other isn't?
They re teachers.
>>24098166
>when your other head decides to dye her hair
>>24098241
They each control their own side. They learned at an early age how to coordinate and work together.
As for the decision making and Sexuality I have no idea. They may answer those in the TV show but I never watched.
>>24098284
There's so many legal aspects to this
If she gets a job does her employer have to pay both heads?
>>24096632
How are they twins if it's one body?
>>24098242
Do they make twice the money or.. Also asian hanging his head in shame.
>>24098348
When they took a drivers test they had to take it twice, one for each.
As for employment I assume you must employ and pay both.
>>24098130
>Both need driver's licenses
>>24098241
>>24098241
it's fucking magic, their anatomy is bonkers and what they're able to do is nothing short of a miracle
>>24097262
fuck this gets me every time.
>>24098372
Good point.
Like I get that that have two minds and individual personalities, but like there DNA for example, it it the same thought out their body?!
>>24098242
They should be euthanized.
>>24098433
That's pretty cool. So does that mean they're left handed? or do they take turns being dominant hand?
>>24098444
What if it's actually one person just broken up into two?
Fuck, how deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>24098457
no, let them breed with me first, then they will meet their maker.
>>24098399
Actually, they probably only ask for the pay of one person. After all, what employer would want to hire them if they do the work of one person for the cost of two?
If you chop one head off, with the other head gain control of that side of the body?
Also, if they have kids, who's the mother?
They we're actually born with three arms, but the center arm was did not work and was under developed so it was removed.
>>24098516
I don't think it works that way legally tho.
They are treated as different people. They each have a SSN, a Drivers License, etc... Legally speaking they are two separate people.
>>24098542
Really? Post proof.
>>24098542
>two stomachs
Wew double the food.
I wonder how that affects the body then. Since it's double the food, double the calories, etc.
>>24098489
They're a disgusting mutant.
>>24098574
But they're not two seperate people.
What happens if one half murders?
>>24098533
>whoa the mother
Holy shit good question.
What if one doesn't want to have sex with a guy? Like one gives consent and the other doesn't. Is it rape?
>scaring the boys at the pool
>>24098542
>1 vagina
But which ones DNA would a child have if someone fucked this chimera?
>>24098631
Wew what if one half hates the boyfriend?
If bf 1 fucks part1, is part2 cheating /unfaithful to bf2?
What happens when one of them dies? Does she just hang around rotting?
>>24098688
>two hearts
What if 1 gets a heart attack?
>>24098688
Stop fuck off.
>"The twins have a single body with separate heads and necks, a chest that is wider than normal, two arms, and two legs. At birth, they had a rudimentary arm between the bases of their necks attached to a shoulder blade at the back, being combined parts of Abigail's left arm and Brittany's right arm. It was removed, leaving the shoulder blade."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel
Wiki article cites the TV show as source.
>>24098645
Don't they share the same DNA?
>>24098630
If the left head commits murder with the left arm she controls then she committed the murder.
How they are punished, well idk m8.
>>24098707
Exactly my point... Right?
>In conversation, the twins are clearly distinct persons, with distinct likes and dislikes. Their preferences in food, clothing color, etc., differ. Some of their clothes are altered by their seamstress so that they have two separate necklines in order to emphasize their individuality. They will usually have separate meals, but sometimes will share a single meal for the sake of convenience (e.g. each takes a bite of the same hamburger). Abigail is better at mathematics, and Brittany is better at writing. For tasks such as responding to e-mail, they type and respond as one, anticipating each other's feelings with little verbal communication between them. In such cases as the latter, their choice of grammatical person is to use the first person singular out of habit when they agree, but when their responses do differ, they use their names in the third person singular.
p. cool desu
>>24098542
I wonder how one set of intestines handles two stomachs...
>Two heads are better than one
>>24098755
But that's just implied.
We don't actually know.
>>24098688
Holy shit this would be horrific, imagine her trying to live with a rotting head at her side. Flies and shit smell all the time. Maybe she would go insane
>>24098734
Idk man.
I mean they have different personalities and shit. Their brains must be different DNA wise.
>>24098688
I think conjoined twins die one shortly after the other.
>>24096632
I wonder if they can make out with eachother.
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>>24098824
Puberty must of been weird for them.
>>24098806
Nah, we know each controls their side. The nerves are distributed that way.
>ready for the prom Anon?
>>24098707
i guess their circulation is shared as lungs are connected, so they would live.
That guy with two dicks should get a blowjob from them.
>>24098844
They could just tag-team fingerblast themselves and it would feel like someone else was doing it.
I like to think that's how it would work.
>>24098733
One diafragm doing four lungs. Wow that's amazing.
>>24098793
yeesh. 1 anus too. bet that's fun.
>>24098811
No, they're just like identical twins. Identical twins can be pretty different for the same genes.
I wonder if the clit/pussy nerves get split and go up to both brains, or if only one can feel it. If it's the latter, one of them is a virgin the other isn't.
>>24098444
They're probably an incomplete chimera. Usually a chimera is formed if twin embryos fuse in the womb, but the individual retains both independent genetic codes when it develops. I don't know their story but I'm assuming that their fusion got interrupted at a certain point through development, so they probably have their own distinct DNA.
How the fuck they survived is beyond me though. This shit is really remarkable.
>>24099068
> Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
Does anyone speak doctor?
>>24098883
why did you say it like that? obviously i'm here for prom night. you could have just said "ready to go?" like what the fuck else would we be doing on prom night in prom attire? you know what, forget it. sorry brittany, i actually really liked you, and i was going to chew on your half of the vagina tonight. you can thank your sister for fucking that up for you.
If they get preggers, then who is the mother?
Anyone else have a conjoined twin fetish? Had it since I saw a special on these girls back around 2004 or so.
>>24099134
They not only survived but prosper.
They play sports, drive, went to school, work a normal job. They are as normal as conjoined twins can be. The only unknown is their sex life.
If I were them I'd just vow chastity because freaks like us are going to be constantly on the prowl for that double dang doodle twunny cunny.
>>24099146
it means they're constantly shitting her pants.
>>24098923
shit, this guy's a genius. Imagine how much you could sell that video for....
>>24099308
>anyone else have a conjoined twin fetish?
Not after seeing your pic, anon.
>>24099413
Bullshit.
Post source
![E8K3u0g[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9UmFF1k.jpg "E8K3u0g[1].jpg")
>>24099443
this is a pic of them on a typical day. it's from the side so you can only see one of the heads.
>>24099440
>Not after seeing your pic, anon.
>>24096632
Yeah, you and everyone else on 4chan for the last seven years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MVLratl5c
>>24099315
They're more successful than I am...
>>24099582
strength in numbers
>>24099500
after you think you've seen it all
every fucking time
>>24098284
I guess they have a built-in version of The Stranger. There's no need to sit on their hand until it falls asleep. They just have to argue over who's gonna do the fingering.
Would you guys like to hear something frightening?
They have two separate hearts, so when one of them dies the other will have to remain attached to her sisters corpse and wait for herself to slowly die from blood poisoning as all the blood will no longer circulate properly and the other sisters tissues will begin degradating and rotting.
That's an awful fate.
>>24096823
this looks like the first thing someone does when they get photoshop
>>24096632
It's only a matter of time before they get BLACKED.
we need to win back our country...
>>24098421
>>24098130
What happens if they get pulled over and one of them forgot their license?
There's a pair of conjoined twins who're joined at the skull and who's brain meets in the middle and when one closes her eyes she can still see through the others eyes and they can taste each others food when they eat, but they both have different taste preferences so get annoyed when one of them eats broccoli and shit.
>>24100028
I heard they share the central nervous system, which means she could have been a boss that you'll have to kill twice.
WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY MASTURBATE
OH GOD
>>24100149
desu given their situation I don't think normal rules and laws even apply to them.
>>24096852
Need a POO POO PEE PEE of this
>>24097315
They each control their side's limbs. I have no clue how any of it works. I wonder if they have only half of the body's sense of touch. I wonder if each of them gets a labia. I wonder which gets to feel the labia.
>>24100149
I guess they way only one half was using the controls. Honestly you only need a right leg and a right arm to do it all minus turn signals.
>>24096632
>female genetic failures like Conjoined twins will probably have more sex than you
being male is life on impossible mode
>>24098478
Only one of them is good at baseball. The other one excels at bowling, fencing, and lacrosse.
>>24098402
Pay for both even when it's the same amount of labor?
>>24098603
Actually only one of the pair needs to eat. They still share the same blood stream. It was mentioned in a video about them.
I imagine if one didn't eat it would develop digestive problems though, because the digestive system is dependent on consistent input to keep things running properly.
>>24100415
Check your non-cojoined privilege.
>>24099146
peristalsis is the rhythm of muscle contractions to move food down your digestive system
It basically wigs out a bit at the connection point. Probably because the body isn't meant connect shit like that so it doesn't quite know how to do things properly.
>>24100415
They'll never have sex that matters. It'll always feel cheap from their constant fear of fetishists.
>>24098674
What if one wants to sleep with someone else while the other has a boyfirend. Is it cheating?
>>24099798
keked but did not checked
this is extremely confusing. it really bothers me because there's no logical solution or fact to any of this yet it's happening.
Is it murder if you kill one and the body is still walking around?
>>24100320
christ look what the internet did to the english language
>>24100610
>there's no logical solution or fact to any of this
Of course there is, you just haven't gone looking for it.
>>24098883
>Photo with another photo in the background
If anyone was wondering, it looks like they can turn their heads around pretty well. Here's them fixing an earring on one head.
>>24096632
>head at angle all the time
Must be shitty
>>24101319
Watching footage of them, she seems to have a brighter outlook on life even though she got the raw end of the deal. She has no ass, a hunchback, and shes at an angle but she seems cheery.
>>24100188
there is no god
what a world
What happens if one of them murders someone? The other could be innocent.
Would they imprison an innocent person?
>>24100188
How the fuck did they even get those shirts on?
I bet the mom breastfed both at the same time
>>24100188
cruel as fuck to not kill them at birth to be honest.
infanticide has been a tragic but necessary part of life forever. Its not like we wouldnt treat the euthanized babies with respect and bury them and all the spiritual stuff.
>>24101516
Implying that God doesn't have all kinds of humor and is not the ultimate troll.
Also implying that as eternal beings, we don't want to experience all kinds of funky stuff for the fun of it.
>inb4 b-b-but muh serious SJW bullshit
>>24100188
WHERE'S CARSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM
>>24098688
They'd both die. They share a circulatory system.
>>24100270
I wonder if in the heat of the moment, they start making out with each other
no. god, they're ugly.
>>24098433
this
the more i thought about it, the more i was like "wait how the fuck." that shit is more amazing than they even look.
You gotta wonder how the fuck these people put on clothes.
>>24098433
eh it's exactly as amazing as what any other human body is capable of doing
>>24097982
joined to you at the conversation gland
>>24096751
talking about it? last i checked 147 / 25 / 73 / 1 [Update] [Auto]
>>24099308
Is this a shoop? Sure looks like one.
>>24098243
Ten Things Only Two-Headed Girls Will Understand
>>24102372
Yeah it is of course
>>24099146
Imagine two conveyor belts feeding into one conveyor belt of the same size.
Occasionally, it's gonna clog up.
>>24102372
no it's real I'm one of those but I have a dick and my twin is dead
they removed his head at birth and made me into a four-legged(armed) man
Would you rather fuck left or right?
My vote goes for left.
>>24102510
so you have four arms and no legs, and you refer to yourself as a four-legged(armed) man? you're retarded.
>>24102545
I walk on them like a dog or cat
>>24097262
Reminds me of Child of God for some horrible reason.
>>24102564
you walk on what? your ARMS?
you're a four-armed man. A FOUR-ARMED MAN.
>>24102627>>24102372
>>24102545
I think you're the retard for thinking he's serious
>>24102662
take the advice from this post:
>>24102662
>>24098883
>>ready for the prom Anon?
Hell fucking yes.
>that monstrosity went, but you didn't
>>24102814
>>24098883
meant to reply
Has anyone watched the show? I'm having trouble finding it online
>>24100497
They mean input from the mouth end. I think you'll be fine if you eat, pretty sure your father can stop pumping so many loads of sperm up your anus.
>>24100415
The first famous set of male conjoined twins had a family, separate wives, and a combined total of 21 children.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker
>>24101903
>I wonder if in the heat of the moment, they start making out with each other
You know they've HAD to at least once.
>mfw we might get to experience sex with them with VR one day
These threads are always fucking hilarious no matter what board they are on
If I were a conjoined twin id always Fuck with my brother and play pranks on him
> brother has important exam
> early that morning while he's asleep get ratshit drunk
> share circulitory system with him
> he gets ratshit drunk too
>>24098883
They be pretty average/high average if not for the crooked smiles/eyes.
>>24103047
yep, other than that it's hard to find a defect.
Can they both feel the vagina?
How the fuck did they take tests?!
>>24103102
Their nervous system combines at the base of the spine. So probably?
You guys are so harsh on them. Besides, two heads are better than one.
>>24103115
Holy shit I didn't even think about that. Are they telepathic? Do they use secret hand signals?
>>24103181
This whole thread is literally us in awe, curiosity and fascination. With the exception of a edgelord here or there, theres little to no negativity. Hell, quite a few of us say they are attractive, and OP wants to fuck them.
anyone find any photos of their butt/ backside?
>>24098433
It doesn't seem that amazing to me. Each only has to learn half of the task. It's neat to see two people work in concert so well, but each only has to learn their part. It's probably the same as you learn on your own because they're never been in a position where they aren't merely inputting half of what's necessary.
>>24103360
While that's true, the mere fact that 2 separate brains can coordinate activity like that is amazing in itself. I wonder if their sensory feedback from the movements return to both brains or only the one that the motor signal originated from.
There are so many questions.
>>24096748
I'd just stab the other one in the head while they were asleep, problem solved.
Apparently they have their own show
http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/abby-and-brittany/
The cat was afraid of them kek
>>24098433
they play baseball?? holy shit. i'd give anything to take them on a romantic all-day date, full of surprises. we'd hit the batting cages first thing in the morning, then go on a picnic, then paddleboats, then out to the stadium. i'd get box seats for us, and i would pick a day when they played two games, one after the other. ah dammit i know there's a name for that but i can't remember. anyway, we'd snuggle up in the cool fall air, gently heckling the players, talking strategy to each other as i steal playful kisses. then in the second game we'd switch seats so i could kiss the other one. fuck what is that called??? two baseball games in a day, that's a........ oh man that's going to bother me all night.
>>24103352
I'd also want to fuck them.
If you were with one the other would just have to take it but eventually the pleasure would overwhelm her and she'd get into it as well.
Since they have two brains they'd climax at different times however the other would probably help finish the other off for a double dose of endorphin's.
>>24103407
Since they each control one side of the body all the way down to the leg, their sensory and motor divisions are probably limited to their side. In order for one of them to feel something on the other side, a sensory nerve would have to go from one side to the spinal cord of the other, and then up to the brain. I don't see how that could happen.
>>24103460
a double header?
>>24103460
>>24103491
i want to get a double header from them
>>24096632
Guess they don't need Halloween costumes
>>24103407
They have two completely independent spines and they cannot feel parts on the other's half of the body which makes me believe they do not send messages up each other's spinal cords.
The most intriguing thing to me is how different their personalities are despite them sharing the same experience.
They apparently type with one voice in email and don't need to communicate verbally to each other to string sentences together. They learned to speak with the other person around, they learned to write that way as well, observing each other. It's neat how they've learned to do that, but I am surprised they weren't encouraged to work independently. If they were my kid(s) I'd give them two tablets or laptops so they could be a bit more independent, but who knows, it might be what they want.
>>24103460
Really though you'd most likely have a shit day, you'd be interested in them as a spectacle, and everyone around would, and you make an awkward mess out of things.
https://youtu.be/K57IcN9DWXo
Watching them put makeup on and doing each others hair is fascinating
>>24103486
The spinal cords aren't fused.
>>24103608
They have 2 spines but the spinal cord merges at the ccoccyx.
I actually have a fantasy where I'm dating one of the heads but the other one doesn't really like me very much. When it finally comes down to having sex the only one that can feel it is the one that doesn't like me, but her sister makes us do it anyways.
>>24103590
the hope is that you sort of believe it as you're reading, then it strikes you as odd that i keep expressing frustration that i can't remember the name for something, as if i'm not currently sending messages through the internet and could easily find it out on my own, then you realize what the term is that i'm looking for, and then you make the connection. at that point you're supposed to know that the entire post was an elaborate ruse and perhaps i'm not totally gung-ho about going on a baseball date with a two-headed monster.
It really sucks that they come from a well-off family since that means they will never be desperate enough to do porn. I've never paid for porn before but I would pay up to $100 to buy a porno with them in it.
Their eventual death will probably be pretty gruesome.
If one has a brain Arianism or something they both die, but it would be a terrifying few hours of imminent death for the other one
they seem like nice people and in general happy and well adjusted
>>24098421
>>24100149
look closer
>both licenses have the same picture
pretty sure they *both* passed
>>24103637
so they would both feel it if I fucked them in the ass?
Will they share a husband or each have a husband?
Would they have to DNA test to see which man's baby it is?
Which one of them has to wipe the ass? Do they take turns?
>>24103742
They share a colon so probably.
>>24098631
They look a lot less fuckign tardy in this picture, wish they stayed that way.
>>24103752
i wipe the ass.
oh their ass. yeah probably turns.
what happens if one of them falls asleep? do they lose control of have the body?
>>24101604
probably stepped through them
necks look bretty wide
When it comes to politics.
Do they / it get one vote or two?
If one becomes president, doesn't that mean that the other has privy to top secret info, and wouldn't take make it a security breach?
>tfw infinite scenarios with these two
>>24101245
God how the fuck do they masturbate
I bet they do some weird lesbo shit
>>24103946
But their one body, so technically one person.
Is there a clause that states otherwise?
>you want to marry her and have a litter of 2-headed kids
>chad rubs his dick in her neck division and takes her to a 2-for-1 sale at lids
i feel kind of sorry for the slightly sideways head
but yeah would bang
>>24096632
On their show they mentioned that even though they each control one side, either can complelty take over if one of them is tired.
They can feel both sides and even taste what the other eats.
The one with the more normal head is the dominant twin.
They were born with two more arms that were in the middle of their back, they were in the way and did not work very well, so the parents had them removed.
They used to have a third boob, that got removed too.
One of them was engaged to be married but it didn't work out, the other one didn't like him.
They want to get married to different guys, but said it might be easier if they married twins who were "really" close.
One really, really likes black men, the other does not, it is a problem for them, apparently.
Saw them a couple of times in real life, it really is weird to see them, like sideshow strange, you just want to stare, well that and fuck them too.
>>24096667
why would you be terrified of something that would have already had to happen in order for it to happen to you? you're in the clear bro.
>>24104152
>One really, really likes black men, the other does not, it is a problem for them, apparently.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>24104152
cool story senpai senpai
>>24104152
what did they do with the extra arms and boob? i'll take them if they're not using them.
if i was lefty i'd go on wipe strike until righty let me hold my head straighter.
>>24100188
>tfw mindfriend to share all your experiences with.
>>24101620
>cruel as fuck to not kill them at birth to be honest.
Why? They seem to be well functioning.
>>24104794
yeah? your penis functions all right, that doesn't mean you shouldn't chop it off.
>>24103423
Holy fuck it's kinda annoying to listen to them talk.
It's almost as if it's involuntary that they say the same words together sometimes. Like they're one mind that fights to be two, much like their body.
>>24096632
I heard they got engaged to Good Ash/Bad Ash from Army of Darkness but they split up.
If they were into facefucking, my dick would be diamonds.I hate my life for saying this.
>>24103423
>the way one looks at the other while eating
>you know she can taste that shit
>the way they finish eachother's sentences
goddamn
>>24104944
>the way they finish eachother's sandwiches
>>24096632
you cannot fucking kidding me
>>24096676
great ass kisser
:DDD
Could they make a four-headed human/hydra hybrid if they breed with males who have the same condition?
>>24104794
look at them, they must have great difficulty in most forms of movement.
unlike the ops freakshow that share a body, the joined at the head girls get an illusion that they have some autonomy and if only they were free of the other half they could live a normal life.
They are each others chain.
Would you rather just have never existed or tomorrow when you wake up you will be a joined at the head abomination.
>>24103974
if a person is only a head connected to a machine that keeps the head alive, is he a 0 person? you count the brains not the bodies senpai
>>24102512
their left or your left?
>>24103115
>trust me, I'm perfect
haha
>>24103199
they probably don't share any thoughts or anything, but they must have some way to communicate that others can't see
>>24100396
>driving automatics
>ever
If a man had two heads like this, nobody would give them the time of day, they'd be labeled as freaks, and they'd probably be made fun of.
>>24098923
Dude. DUDE.
You just figured out how to get rich.
>>24098944
Holy shit that's fucking interesting.
But how do they feel their vagina? Does each of them only feel their respective site of the vagina? Or do they feel the same? What the fuck that's so confusing.
