*burp* oh, didn't see ya there wagekek. I'm having a nice subway for dinner while watching porn. Usually in out volunteering on Saturday nights, but it's important to treat myself! Being a NEET is hard work, but incredibly fulfilling.
Here is an infographic for you Wagekeks to take a gander at
these threads are getting to me.
i fucking hate getting up at 6 in the morning.
Once I became a NEET I had so many women talking to me
>>24095927
Serious question- why do you consent to literal slavery?
>Tfw getting paid to laugh at NEETs
Must suck not being able to afford the most expensive sandwiches NEETboy
>>24095855
How can you afford subway as a NEET?
>>24096001
Mummy lets me use her credit card. I don't get government bucks but she thinks I'm looking for a job so she pays for my needs and luxuries
>>24095981
>Literal slavery
Don't think you know what the word literal or slavery means.
>>24095981
because it pays the bills. government money would not cover the costs of my bills.
>>24095927
NEET here
I get up about 5 in the afternoon, when it's dark, and head off to a supermarket on my way to the pub for a sammich and a cheap bottle of whiskey to get started. I come back at 3 and fall asleep at about 10 am
i haven't been in daylight for about a year, and my diet consists of shop made sandwiches and cheap alcohol lol
im about 120lbs atm
>>24095981
Not that anon, but mainly because I'm too much of a poorfag to live by myself. That and I have a moral responsibility to help my equally poor family. Threads like these are inspiring for me in a twisted kind of way because then I know at least one person in this fucked up world is enjoying their life.
>>24095855
You enjoy that subway OP. You deserve it.
>>24095943
>stuff that never happened
>>24096061
How do you stay so skinny?
I'm a wagekek, but I am so glad I dont work weekends. I think that's the ultimate form of wagekeking. Not even having weekends off.
>>24095981
Because not everybody lives in a welfare state or has parents willing to take care of a leech
>>24096116
>even wagekeks are turning against wagekeks
>>24095855
>Usually in out volunteering on Saturday nights
what do you volenteer at?
>>24096095
cheap spirits and no food
>>24096445
A glory hole.
>>24095981
if you consent it is by definition not slavery
>>24096445
Abused women shelter. I help them be safe and rebuild their self esteem so they can get back on track. They LOVE that I'm a NEET and I've gotten sucked in the closet before. Got that NEET charm
>>24096555
About how many calories of non alcohol do u eat?
>>24095885
Nice infographic
Do you mind if I save it, chum?
>>24096035
So basically you leech off of her. How does it feel to spend your wagekek parents' hard-earned money for your own luxuries without doing anything productive. Do you seriously think your parents would take care of you for the rest of your life without you doing anything to support your family economically?
>pic related, this is the same fate you'll probably meet with soon enough
>>24095885
Right. Wagekeks don't know anything outside their own field of expertise. Ever heard of the proverb "jack of all trades, master of none" ?
>>24095981
Slavery = Forced to work without pay / minimum pay != Working optimally 6-8 hours a day to earn money so as to cover up the cost of your own expenditures.
Why are you so fucking retarded?
>>24095855
ITT, or should I say every dail NEET thread, we observe the NEET forming a parasitic relationship with the wageslave, where the NEET consumes the resources of the wageslave by attaching its mouth to the wagekek's penis and sucking out his bennies for the day.
This parasitic cycle continues until the NEET becomes too depressed and decides to commit suicide or until society deems his bennies will be cut off, and he will soon evolve into the wagekek that he insults.
Truly an amazing site witnessing a NEET consume enough calories for a large family before retreating to his only comfortable space - his Personal Computer, before undergoing hibernation for the next 14 hours.
>>24096873
Stfu wagekek. I contribute more to society than any wagekek in this thread. Educate yourself on Plato, Socrates, and various emperors,they did not have jobs but like NEETS they have brilliant and selfless minds who touch people daily.
>>24096946
And here we see the delusions of grandeur typically observed in chronic NEET-ism, in which the parasitic organisms tries to develop some semblance of the life which he does not possess, truly magnificent and yet tragically further from the reality it lives in.
>>24095981
If wagekeks are slaves then NEETs are the house niggers.
>>24096946
How exactly is educating yourself about Plato, Socrates and other philosophers productive (mentally or financially) ?
By the way, people like Plato and Socrates were active philosophers and mathematicians during their life which means they were actively involved with academia. That automatically makes them not a NEET since NEET stands for "NOT in EDUCATION, Employment or Training".
Do you even know the aim of philosophy? It's not to follow the ideas of early philosophers like a blind fuck but instead to develop new ideas.
To be honest, philosophy, though being the most noble of subjects is more of a hobby than an actual subject. My friend, who is a major in stat has a deep interest in philosophy. Do you think he's a NEET? Nope, he's not a parasite like you fucks.
>>24096445
He's a janitor for an anime website.
>>24095855
made this especially for fucks like you >>24097361
>>24096617
about 200
Such a wagekuck
>>24095885
Wait a Neet can get GF? I havn't tried because I always assumed a Neet could never get a GF because on the outside its a very depressing lifestyle. Or is this just Neet propaganda lies?
>>24097252
Socrates taught for free and he didn't believe in teaching for money like the Sophists
That would basically make him a NEET
>>24097514
Just lies. girls like guys who can go places and do things with them. Try going on a date, and in the middle convincing her to take a bus back to your place. LOL
>>24097590
>girls like guys who can pay for their expensive bullshit
FTFY
Reminder that 99% of neets are miserably depressed and the only solace they find is in obsessing over hating on people with jobs. Meanwhile you neets aren't even a blip on any normal persons radar. You might as well have just never existed.
Tik Tok Mr.NEET
Your mother will soon be wanting to kick you out of the house?
How long until your sad pathetic life comes crumbling down around you?
>>24096946
>emperors,they did not have jobs
Except being emperors.
>>24095855
Casual reminder that neetkeks live off the scraps and peanuts society throws to them, and are dependent on the condescending good will of the majority.
Neetkeks, what's it like living with the crippling fear that your entire life is dependent on people not deciding to kill off the parasites that plague society?
>>24097558
>Socrates taught for free
So he volunteered in academia.
Do you volunteer?
>>24096946
Philosophy is literally worthless hipster wankfest tier shit. Kill yourself you sad excuse for a human. Even the guy with Downs syndrome at my local Walmart who greets people is worth more to society than you.
>>24097634
Man fuck you, that's not what I said at all. Explain how the fuck you're even going to meet girls if you can't afford to go anywhere? You hoping to meet girls online, convince them to drive their car over to you, pick your ugly ass up, take your broke sperg meme spouting neckbeard somewhere, pay for whatever that is, then drop you off back at your moms house.
THAT'S A REALLY SHITTY GAME PLAN NIGGER
>>24095855
Porns bad for you my NEET friend
>>24097793
There's nothing wrong with it for a hobby.
Of cause if you were actually deeply interested in it or any subject you'd probably be employed or at least making money off it.
Unless you do it for free.
>wageshits still getting mad
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but you cant spend an entire weeks worth of slavery for a chance at putting you penis into an overroasted stinking meatflap hole which you will probably get turned down from anyway!!
>b-b-b--b-b--b-b--bb-but at least im not DUMB! AT LEAST I GO OUTSIDE HAHA I GO TO THE CLUBS! HAHA IM JUS BEEING MYSELF IM HAPPY IM HAPPY IMHAPPY WAHHHHHHHH
Neet life isn't working for me probably because i don't have any bux. Any who, i'm going to start working part time in call center. I'd like to meet QT's and have some extra cash so I can buy some new stuff.
I don't plan to work their that long, will probably leave once I get everything I want
>>24095885
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE RUIN QUENTIN FOR ME
HIS DIAMOND DOGS WOULD NO APPROVE OF NEETDOM
>>24097454
How do you do things? You realize that a yogurt is like 120 calories? if you make sandwiches, then it's impossible that you have more than 1 a day.
>>24097514
Yep, I know 3 guys who were virgins until they became NEETS. It's like how women want "nice" guys but go for bad boys. They say they want wageslaves, yet literally every NEET and druggie NEET I know has a gf and has opportunities to cheat. Abstract feel
>>24097793
>thinking is so uncool man
you wagies are out of control
