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Can someone help me make an okcupid account? I want to be upfront
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Can someone help me make an okcupid account? I want to be upfront on how robot I am
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>>24093020
>ages 18-99
>99
write in your bio that you would date a 12 year old as well pls
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>>24093020

"I am 6'2" with shoes on"
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>>24093046
Gotta let them milfs know man
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>r9k creates a dating profile
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Here's a picture of me so you guys can have a basis
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>>24093273
that photo makes this seem a lot more bad ass then it is, when in reality this is pretty fucking pathetic on all levels.

That being said, you're never going to get anywhere without a profile pic OP, so post a few options and we'll pick one for you.
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>>24093314
>dread envy
>tfw white
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>>24093323
I have one more but it's not as good as these two for a profile pic
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>>24093314
>>24093530
>this fucker is a robot

no no no i don't believe it no
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>>24093664
Yep, no first kiss or date and no friends since freshman year of highschool
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>>24093714
so whats your issue? are you just awkward? anxiety? afraid of people? legit autism?
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>>24093530
>>24093314
you look reliable i would smoke weed with you
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>>24093664
why does r9k(hell the manosphere in general) have a problem with the idea that blacks can have a hard time getting laid? The fact that black women prefer "black" men doesn't mean shit. So what if blacks would rather fuck jeremy meeks over a white guy? That doesn't mean they want don cheadle manlets inside them
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>>24093813
black women prefer whites

but you dont look like a beta emasuclated loser at all, you look good for a black dude, there are no obvious physical deformities, your eyes look alive
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>>24093761
Grew up in suburbs, who the fuck likes a loser black guy. The small population that actually likes black guys likes the stereotypical ones. Social anxiety too
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>>24093314
show us a picture of your Big Black Cock. I'm sure some white femanons on here would jump at the chance to get bred by you.
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>tfw no black friend
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>>24093868
i'm not the nigger who posted just a chimp throwing in my two shits.
He is NOT what any black woman wants. Black women want "black" men who are like 95% white. The dating studies don't pick up on it because they consider everyone who is 1% nigger a nigger.
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>>24093714
well, go with the first picture. I like it better.

Also, ignore all the insecure racist fucks, they just don't know what year it is.
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What's your skype homie?

Are you ok with casual racism and jokes or are you thinskinned?
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>>24094052
Fuck off dude. Just cuz hes black doesnt make him some trophy that you treat differently
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>>24093314
Man, you've been posting here forever.

I started a thread a few weeks ago about trying okc with a legit robot profile. I talked about how I'm weird and bad at life, but left out the stuff about my lack of experience. I only sent one message to a qt who seemed kind of fembot-ey, but she never wrote back. I got about 15 bots contacting me, and I think two legit responses. I'm a lot uglier and older than you, so I feel like anyone I talk to will be repulsed by me, so I never responded.

Also I keep reading your name as "maximum anus." I think you mentioned the name elsewhere, because I feel like I've made that comment before.
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>>24094074
beta bitchboi, that's exactly why i asked. i don't want to talk to someone if they're a butthurt liberal autist like you and i have to walk on eggshells the entire time
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>>24094128
It's funny u say that cause it's a roman name but I pronounce it as max mi anus
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>>24094155
>Look ma! I'm tough and scary on the internet
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>>24094202
I honestly feel bad for you right now man.
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>>24094232
Same senpai. This is probably why your on r9k. Your some dumb autist that doesnt understand social norms and thinks "casual racism" is ok
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>>24094282
That's not even the same person. Literally go back to reddit you fucking castrated fedora fuck
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>>24094282
>tfw I'm not even that guy
>just came here to tell you to stop
but you made it so much worse man... you should probably quit posting.
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Welp this thread took a weird spin, I just wanted to make my account super robot not start a race war
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>>24094374
well then talk to me OP, just how robot are you?

there are a lot of 'stay in' kind of girls out there you know, girls who prefer netflix over clubs and reading over bars.
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>>24094374
the only race war here is the white man vs the white liberal kek
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>>24094374
>Im sorry m-massah. i didnt want no trouble
keep being the white mans dog stupid ass nigga
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>>24094442
Robot dude not just introverted. I don't have a life, if I somehow manage to find a girl on there it would be my first kiss/date. I stopped doing social things at 14
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>>24094468
I bet you're white.
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>>24094494
so... no interests or hobbies or friends or anything? what do you do all day?

Maybe jumping straight into blind dating is not the smartest move...
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>>24094582
nah. mexican
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>>24094639
You're right dude, dating isnt for me
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>>24094660
I bet you're into all kinds of "la raza" bullshit.
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>>24094680
aw man.. dont give up so easy...

i'm just saying you should figure out what you're into before trying to bring a bitch into your life. As soon as there's a girl in the frame it will be too late. Plus, if you have some interests/hobbies etc. it will be easier to find relate able topics of conversation with ladies.
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