"Eat it!"
Describe in full detail what you would do.
Unfortunately, pork is forbidden.
>>24092436
>calm the fuck down mom
>o-ok son
>>24092436
Break into Weird Al's "Eat It", do a 360 spin and walk out of there.
I'd get the fuck out of there
>>24092436
Pull out my gun and shoot her
>>24092566
I got you, senpai.
>>>>>/lgbt/
>>24092436
Describe in full detail what you would do.
>Pull up murlock wow hoddie to protect my virginity
>Rush to my room find katana/fedora
>give my waifu pillow a last kiss before going
>i-i love you baka
>slay the fiend
>>24092436
>literally puke on that
She actually has a really nice looking pussy. I'd go down on her if she was clean.
>>24092436
turn 360 degrees and walk away desu senpai
>>24092796
Her pussy is disgusting...but whatever, at least freaks like you exist for her
>"yes mam"
>I get on my knees.
>I get a rush of excitement and arousal
>I breathe in her fragrance and my eyes dilate like a shark that's tasted blood
>I tell her to get her hands out of the way
>I pull off her panties myself
>I grab her left legs with my warm hands and raise them up and spread them so they're secured and in my control
>I lick her
>I I start flicking my tongue around and look up at her like dog studying his master's face
>I push tongue in
>oh god it tastes gross
>I puke a little in mouth
>she queefs
>I swallow puke and pussy fart at same time
>I get rush of neausia and chuck mom's spaghetti all over her nasty fish smelling roastie
>I cover mouth and mouth explodes like pressurized hose and puke sprays everywhere
>I run out of room panicking and crying
>I sleep in dumpster for night
>I make up and homeless man is pulling my pants off trying to rape me
>I axe kick him in head and he mumbles something incoherent while I hop out of dumpster and try to get my bearings
>next thing I know cops are approaching me
>say they need to bring me in for questioning since a women reported a rape by a perp with my description
>I go to station, go to judge, go to prison
>hang self with bed sheets
>go to hell because why not
>get tortured for eternity
>>24092436
I'd chew on her clit and make it pop like a zit.
Eating pussy is disgusting. There are a ton of girls that don't make you eat it. I didn't eat the last 4 I was with.
>>24092436
"But you already did"
It is against my religion.
this sort of happened to me today but the girl isn't fat and ugly at least
>fuckbuddy and I about to have a quickie before she has to work
>she leans over the bed to grab a condom from under it
>I spread her cheeks and give her a quick lick
>she stays over the bed and tells me to continue
>spread again and realize that she didn't completely wipe her asshole
>there's little brown smudges
>the only way to reach her vag with my tongue is to almost put my nose directly on her asshole
>makes me eat her out for a good 5 minutes
>tfw never been to relieved to smell fresh air after moving my face
almost lost my boner from that
I would actually just turn around and leave without saying a word.
Call me a faggot, I dont care. But I am not attracted to fats.
>>24093389
You've already acknowledged that you're a faggot so there's no need to call you one.
>>24093086
women truly are a disgusting species
