Final words
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>40 years from now
>You're laying on your deathbed
>family, friends, nurses and/or whatever you wish are gathered around you
>you feel your final moment approaching
What will your last words be, /r9k/?
>family, friends, nurses and/or whatever you wish are gathered around you
Too unrealistic.
why, my peanus weenus of course
hahah!
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah
What will me last words be - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
hahaha!
>>24090624
"I was only pretending to be retarded" and then i hand someone a convoluted map to all of the money i have been saving since i was a kid.
My wealth and my treasures? They're yours for the taking, but you'll have to find them first! I left everything I own... in One Piece.
I'd only be 62. Why would I be on deathbed?
>>24090649
which is why i said "or whatever you wish" in case you couldn't live with the thought that there might be people that cared
>>24090624
The cliched "Goodbye, cruel world".
I have wanted to say them as my last words since I was 8.
>>24090624
>ruh... ruhh...
>Yes grandpa, what is it?
>Ree-eeee...
>big
>*group waits in anticipation*
>black
>*stifled laughter and heavy breathing*
>COCKS
>*all of the women burst into a cheer of lust*
Sounds good
"NORMIESSSSSSSS, REEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>>24090624
Damn jews
>>24090649
This, all my close family and friends will be dead by then.
>40 years
yeah, no. I don't think most robots will make it that long. I give you guys like 25 years at most. You'll make it to maybe 40 or 50 years old.
>>24090728
Ill probably kill myself within 5 years, so when im close to 30
I'm going to shit myself after rigamortis sets in and I hope the cute nurse cleans it up *wink*
>aw yeee!! i'll put these orchids next to the hot cocoa!
>implying the vast majority of r9k users aren't going to commit suicide in less than 3-5 years
2 of the 5 skype friends I've made on r9k have already committed suicide.
>>24090682
Disease
are you unable of coming up with an answer on your own?
"I die as I have lived, surrounded by morons."
>>24090772
You aren't very good at being a friend anon...
>>24090624
>tfw no gf
Then I die in an empty room surrounded by no one
>>24090624
1. no family
2. no money so probably hobo bed in hobo apartment ot homeless shelter
But i think it will be something like " such shame"
>>24090795
This made my day.
and i better get my damn pizza too i better get it
>I should have spent more time posting frogs on /r9k/
"I wish I had played more videogames."
I would probably tell a racist joke.
>"What do you call a fist fight with a chinamen?"
>"I-I don't know uncle anon."
>"Rope-a-slope."
>hack up a blood clot, slump over, flatline
MY DICK IS HARD, THEY CALL ME THE BARD
>>24090624
Respawn in 3... 2... 1... *close my eyes and breath my last breath*
And now, the end is near and so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. I've lived a life that's full. I've traveled each and every highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, and more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew when I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. I've loved, I've laughed and cried. I've had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, "Oh no, oh no not me, I did it my way". For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels; And not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way!
>the five million dollar are hidden in...
>>24090624
Check my digits, plebians
Good day my name is Necropolis
I am formed of the dead
I am the harvester of the soul meat
And I suck the lives from around my bed
My own two sons I gave them breath
And I filled their living corpses with my bile
What humanity I knew I have long forgotten
For me eternity is nothing
But a short while
I regret so much
>>24091048
Goddamn that's deep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
>muted
Apparently someone has posted this URL before.
>>24090708
Top fucking kek my frienderino
JUST
[Spoiler]though i will have suicide before 40 years [/spoiler]
This was all a dream... now I just need you to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlGO1U8eJw
I give this life 3 buckets of popcorn out of 5.
>>24091089
underrated provost
>>24091209
Many of us will I guess
>>24090757
kek to be fairly honest family
>>24091126
this to be desu
>>24090624
Respawn in 3, 2, 1...
>>24090664
why did i even laugh at that
"Ch....check........'em...."
>>24090624
Real nigga hour aint over
what a fuck man . . . . this is a shit . . a GRAT one xD . . . congrats man . . . . .
>"Son..."
>"Yes we do father"
>"Do you guys still keep your ketchup in the refridgerator"
>"What kind of question is that grandpa"
>"Please my child...just answer the question"
>"Yes we keep it in the fridge"
>"I...seriously...hope you...guys............don't........do this........."
>flatline
>>24090841
But it's the middle of the night
I shouldve just let the Aids kill me 30 years ago god damn it
>>24091602
>living in the united caliphate of new pakistan
Is ahmed and friends keeping you up with their sex noises of raping your little sister?
>The world that only you can see is that of your perspective and shouldn't be confused for reality
The only person that will be at my deathbed will probably be my little sister
>>24090624
My love, I go now to be with you...I can see it...I can see it.
>>24090664
Why does it always has to be this one
>>24091048
Why would you respawn instantly after dying?
Why would your respawn timer start ticking down when you're still alive?
>I have nothing to impart on you. I straight fucked it this whole life
can I go to anime heaven?
anime hell is also acceptable
"Nigger nigger bitch nigger nigger, nigger fried chicken watermelon nigger, bitch nigger nigger, white women, tities ass"
C-c-c-clear my internet history.
F-fucking... normies... out... reee...
>>24090624
>"Doctor Pavel, I'm CIAyylmao"
ave satana the eternal sun
I'm ready to come back home guys!
Ayyyy lmao
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
>family, friends, nurses and/or whatever you wish are gathered around you
>they all have a light brown skin tone because whites are now extinct
"fucking shitskins"
>>24090624
Dio porco
>>24090747
>rigamortis
cmon nigga
>you...you have to find it...the device...it will change...everything!*cough*...I hid it where they...where they can't find it...*wheeze*...promise me...use it wisely...it's at...*ded*.
>>24090624
As I lie dying here, surrounded by you assholes, I ponder. What time is it? Surely I'll die during REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO THA FUCC UP???
I'll look at me gf eyes and saywew
"rip me"
Final words: only the dead know true peace from this hell.
"I can finally get off mr bones wild ride"
yes just three.
As a whole foods high carb low fat vegan, I will outlive everyone I'll ever know :^)
>>24095321
Kek that sketch was great, wkuk is pretty based.
>>24090624
> hitler was right, he was always right.
"I'll be back".
'thank you mr skelletal'
>>24090624
It was me, Barry! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am still waiting for my life to start...
John, haha. where did you find this one?!
>>24096303
I'm working on blue now. Feels good man. I still have crippling social anxiety with most strangers/ But I have a bf and a few friends now. :D
>>24090624
i dunno, sauce?
What a long strange trip it's been, i've fought the good fight.
see you later space cowboy
>>24090624
e-excuse me
uuummm
s-sorry never mind
*dies*
>>24096490
magazine from 1997
>shit was so cash
Even if I kill myself I'm still saying it because for the second before I end it I could convince myself I was happy
>I wish I would have contributed more to society
>holy cocksucking Christ, I fell out of the motherfucking window.
>I wish played more games in my life
>>24091051
Fuck, I want poet smurf to read this shit.
>>24090624
>family, friends, nurses and/or whatever you wish are gathered around you
But I'm going to die alone...
Oh, well. For the sake of the exercise:
"We have no tomorrow: but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste."
How the fuck am I dieing at sixty?
>>24090624
Forty years is a long fucking time anon, I don't want to be around that long.
"Goodbye you sons of bitches, I lived too goddamn long"
>>24090624
>2055
>dying at age 60
>I shiggy diggy do that
Family and clergy will be bewildered as I pass into the great beyond.
