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>"Anon this party is getting lame and I'm a little
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>"Anon this party is getting lame and I'm a little drunk haha"
>"How about we go up to your room and you can put on some music?"
what do
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let her choose from your various anime and JRPG OSTs, baka
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Take her to my room and play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zjlaGnGZ9g
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>>24090183
Ask her what semen demons usually listen to.
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You will pay penance for your drunkenness, you wretch. We will play Street Fighter 3 and you will lose.
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>>24090183
if dadario spoke to me i would faint. she is so amazing.
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>>24090288
same tbqh with you
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Please let me see your beautiful knockers again...
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>>24090288
I'd probably just kill myself, because that's as good as my life would get and there'd be no point in continuing
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>>24090183
Politely tell her that I'm interested in someone else and would not like to fug her.
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>>24090381
you are a flaming homosexual friendo
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>>24090411
She's not my type desu.
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>>24090183
In all honesty, I'd probably say I don't listen to music
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>>24090183
>what do

say no because i dont have a chad-sized dick and she would just laugh
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>>24090183
I hope you like Jungle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNeS1kWwykM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXc0IJVVWMU
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>>24090560
>>24090484
>>24090436
these are good replies imo
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>>24090183
wake up and realize my life still sucks
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she or jost guys
make your choice
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>>24090695
wat does this mean famo
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>>24090695
Semen demon any time, any where. Joost is cute but daddario is the best
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i'd just play the weeknd or D'angelo
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>>24090183
Thank every diety imaginable that my entire playlist is R&B.
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Duh, go up to your room and put on some music.
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>>24090998
what songs/artists?
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>>24090183
rape tbqh faam
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Why can't humans just ask for sex directly? What's with all this subtlety bullshit? Does talking in code really make a woman believe she's any less of a whore?
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>started listening to throat singing as my gym music

bitch better get ready for that mongol rape
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>>24090183
Sperg out and jizz my pants and go home and go on /r9k/ and brag
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>>24090183
Things that'll never happen for a thousand, Alex.
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>>24091025
50 cent, snoop dog. Who else?
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>>24090183
hope she likes Americana and Folk music
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hope you like fuckin to Chief Keef
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>>24090183
I'M SOOOO
BLACK QUARTERBACK THROW OFF THIS AT
BY HIS BADGE BLEND MY ORGAN FOR JUICE
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>faaaaaaaaaade into you
>straaaange you neeeever knew
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>>24091315
R Kelly ignition
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>I put on a 20+ min psychedelic jam
>anon... I uh actually have to get home... Its getting a little late...
>mfw
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>>24091656
Remix
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>>24091473
>open door to my room
>*glass breaks*
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>>24090183

Say No , ask god for forgiveness for thinking about having sex before marriage. repent. go home.
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FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE
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>>24090183
If you don't like Lan parties you shouldn't have come. Go away, talking with you isn't doing my apm any favors.
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>>24090183
She was the only thing good about that shit show forgot what it was called. her getting naked for that one scene made the whole series worth watching
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>>24090183

Leave.

No way I'm catching a rape charge because Stacy got too drunk.
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>>24090655
this tbqhf
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>>24090183
Is that the girl from True Detective and that one episode of It's Always Sunny?
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CRYYYY YOURSELF TO ASHHH
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>>24091832
Only right answer. She'll regret her choices later and guess who'll get blamed? After all, you didn't stop her advances so clearly you're a monster.
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>>24090183
I don't have basic bitch music.
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>Invite her in
>Lock the door
>Turn this on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcVfPkLyi3A
>make my move
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>>24090183
I would exorcise her.
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>>24091952
Haaaaa, he gets it! I want to fuck listening to that.
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>>24092213
The shoops of her only make my dick harder. I dont know why
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>>24090183
I have a couple thousand albums on my computer, so this shouldn't be a problem. After sex is done and we're cuddling, I'll say, "That was nice (even though I only lasted a couple minutes). Here, let me put this on," and then put on Flood by Boris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDstZ1-EAI
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>>24092226
>fuck
No thanks, Drone Doom is for cuddling while wrapped in blankets on cold winter nights only
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>>24090183
She already gets bbc. why live
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rur3EZe6x-U
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>>24090183
Go to your room and have sex with her.
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>this party is getting lame
>let's go up to your room
So she's insulting my party?
Fuck this cunt.
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Probably play something like beach house, the xx or alt j
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>>24091805
True Detective

The show is really good, you have shit taste.
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>>24090183
hope she has a dick
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>>24092738
confirmed not
there's a webm of her puss somewhere
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>>24092720
What did you like about it? Not a sarcastic question
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I put on Bat Outta Hell - Meatloaf
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>>24092319
i wonder who could be behind this
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I don't listen to music, sorry.
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>not asserting your domination through your musical taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt20Dj-DoTQ
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>>24094079

Needs more blast beats tbqh senpai
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Does she have a feminine penis?
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Is that the way to initiate making out? Replying with a proposal to go some place quiet when she's bored?
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